Grant a wish, Drop a curse

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Person 1 wishes for something, and the person below him/her has to grant his/her wish - but with a catch: he shall add something in order to ruin it... And of course, to post his wish next

example
Person1:I wish to be able to speak all languages

Person2: Granted, but then you loose your voice and can't talk at all

I wish I could fly

[Melanie]

Granted, but you can never walk again.

I wish I could tell the future.

[Alana]

Granted, but you will never be able to tell the past.

I wish I could meet all my famous people.

[Fiona (Titch)]

Granted, but you won't meet the person you want

I wish I could have all my kids living with me