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A Stay of Execution
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Grampy
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Jul 26, 2015 01:38PM
Alas, it is sage advice I must also echo.
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Robert wrote: "Maybe we can use these rotting corpses for a bowling ally. Cut off the legs at the knees and stand them up. Put your two fingers in the hollow eye sockets and thumb in the decayed nose cavity of th..."LOL Sounds like a good bowling game!
KC wrote: "This morning is fraught with the delicacy that is death as the tell tail cries of despair invite my ax, Elvira and I to our breakfast. I walk across the wooden planks of the gallows...The hangman..."
Love it! LOL
KC wrote: "Kathryn wrote: "KC, you're giving Robert a run for his money!"Thank you sweetie...I would love to collaborate with Robert someday! I think a writer and a story teller would make an awesome pair.
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Don't put off tomorrow what you can do today! That would be one helluva story if you and Robert both collaborated and wrote together. I might even give up my notion not to read short stories!
and the crowd stands eagerly by watching KC shifting Elvira from one hand to the other. Eyes glazing over from all the bloodshed....."
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Thank you sweetie...I would love to collaborate with Robert someday! I think a writer and a story teller would make an awe..."
I think so too...maybe even Grampy could huddle up to the table!
Yes KC my work is out there for everyone to read, but no one reads it. Lol...that's the downside of writing. You have to write for your own enjoyment, or you might as well forget it.
Alas, I have to concur with THAT comment, too!
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That is my goal and come hell or high water...I will get there!
I am still hunting heads!
Is anyone else bothered by the odor of all these rotting headless corpses? They will be writhing with maggots soon.....I imagine executions are a lot less gross in winter.
Maybe for now they could just lose a limb or two. Then if they don't straighten up and fly right they could be executed when the weather is cooler. It would smell better, and might even show one or two stalkers the error of their ways.Besides, you need 10 legs for every bowling head. That alone argues in favor of numerous dismemberments for every decapitation. But then you also want a good selection of heads so each bowler can find the right one... oh, never mind. This is all too complex for me!
Slay on!
There is no shortage of lurkers in this group. We could execute 10 a week for a year and still have plenty to choose from. No, they don't deserve to be maimed and get a second chance, off with their heads.
Holly wrote: "Is anyone else bothered by the odor of all these rotting headless corpses? They will be writhing with maggots soon.....I imagine executions are a lot less gross in winter."
One word, Vicks!
One word, Vicks!
Robert wrote: "There is no shortage of lurkers in this group. We could execute 10 a week for a year and still have plenty to choose from. No, they don't deserve to be maimed and get a second chance, off with thei..."I will concede to your point and withdraw my suggestion. It was at best an attempt to minimize the smell, but Kathryn's suggestion to grab a jar of Vick's resolves that problem quite satisfactorily.
Yes your right. I saw on Lieutenant Joe Kenda on the I.D. channel use that when he goes to a crime scene.
There's been a time or two I wished I had a jar in my pocket!
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I also agree...This subject has been brought up at least twice that I know of since I've been a memeber...so I think they have already had their chance. More heads will roll this weekend! VICKS FOR EVERYONE!
MJ wrote: "KC wrote: "I also agree...This subject has been brought up at least twice that I know of since I've been a memeber...so I think they have already had their chance. More heads will roll this weekend..."It is very nostalgic. The aroma always takes me back to the days when I worked for horse trainers and had to smear Vicks inside the nostrils of every horse before a race.
MJ wrote: "KC wrote: "I also agree...This subject has been brought up at least twice that I know of since I've been a memeber...so I think they have already had their chance. More heads will roll this weekend..."
I do, too. Also, Ben Gay. Can you still buy that?
I do, too. Also, Ben Gay. Can you still buy that?
Oh yah, I buy it by the 55 gallon drum. Lol
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I've found Castiva (the hot formula, not the cool one) works far better than anything else I've tried for joint and muscle pain. DO NOT put it in your nose, though, or you will discover a whole new level of pain!
Robert wrote: "Oh yah, I buy it by the 55 gallon drum. Lol"LOL
"KC and MJ had an axe. They gave the next one forty whacks. When they saw what they had done, they gave the next one forty one...."
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LOVE IT!
I must apologize for slacking on my slaying...I am trying to raise money to repel off a 10 storie hotel in Binghamton for Catholic Charities on the 21st of August.
Elvira and I are still hungry for more heads, however, so let's go a hunting! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I'm sorry I haven't been here in awhile. Lots of things going on. I hope I'm not on the execution list.
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Holly wrote: "MJ wrote: "KC wrote: "I also agree...This subject has been brought up at least twice that I know of since I've been a memeber...so I think they have already had their chance. More heads will roll t..."haha, my crazy granny used to ingest it by the spoonful!
Remember "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"? "Put a little Windex on it"? Well, for people from the Dom Republic, Vicks is their Windex. They think "BeeBop orú¨will cure anything!
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Kathy is now stiring the boiling pot of bobbing heads and foaming at the mouth with a hungry stomach.
Robert can be heard among st the many lifeless bodies singing his favorite tune as he ushers them into a mass grave..." They're eyes bob in, they're eyes bob out, More heads will roll, there is no doubt. Month by month Elvira hums while cries of dread ebb out they're lungs..."
Kathy is now setting the huge table that will invite all the villagers of Scardey Cat to the feast, carefully placing one small container of Vicks at the left of every plate!
*raises hand* lurker here. Please don't hurt me :)
Aileen wrote: "Lol Linda, Sooo true"My ex is Dominican, but I had no idea (even tho I spent about 4 to 6 weeks at a time with the family), until a friend who lives up here told me. So funny!
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KC wrote: "Elvira and I have hunted down and gleefully slayen 41 more oblivious lurkers! Kathy is now stiring the boiling pot of bobbing heads and foaming at the mouth with a hungry stomach.
Robert can be ..."
Oh, please tell me you arent putting the heads in the mass grave.......there are so many decorative uses for skulls! Can the surviving members get some of the skulls? I'm planning a big Halloween party this year and I need like.......a lot of them.
Holly wrote: "KC wrote: "Elvira and I have hunted down and gleefully slayen 41 more oblivious lurkers! Kathy is now stiring the boiling pot of bobbing heads and foaming at the mouth with a hungry stomach.
Rob..."
Great candle holders or how about eyeball candy holder?
I like my boiled heads medium rare with a bit of eye of newt and wing of bat.
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So this ones for you and Kathy!
Evening is beginning to fall on the feast of heads. Aileen brandishes her tiny torch to light the candles she has carefully set in the vacant eye sockets of the newly departed heads she has placed at every table.
KC must have broke Elvira's axe handle, and left her useless!
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Oh yah, the song. My mind was fixed on Elvira mistress of the dark.
KC wrote: "Elvira is well and ready to go next month Robert! Don't you remember your song?"What song?
"she's standing there nervously looking from one group member to the other, wondering if KC will get impatient and start hacking away at the group before her!"
Are we talking about the song Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys? I'm getting confused, or have I just had too much to drink!
Robert wrote: "Are we talking about the song Elvira by the Oak Ridge Boys? I'm getting confused, or have I just had too much to drink!"Being confused, and having too much to drink, are not mutually exclusive conditions! I know from personal experience.
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Robert can be heard among st the many lifeless bodies singing his favorite tune as he ushers them into a mass grave..." They're eyes bob in, they're eyes bob out, More heads will roll, there is no doubt. Month by month Elvira hums while cries of dread ebb out they're lungs..."
