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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Class
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Chantae
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Jan 31, 2014 08:35PM
1. Every time the teacher starts to talk say "I disagree" really loud.
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4.Keep talking with your friends even when the teacher already asked to stop
4. Reading when you're supposed to be paying attention ;)
6. Let out the biggest yawn ever when the teacher is going over the lesson
7. Eat a bag of chips and smack really loud
8.suddenly stand up and do gangnam style in front of the teacher.
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11: yell chineese fire drill and swich seats with someone
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13: yell objection every five seconds during your law and judical branch class
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15. Trow your teacher's bag out of the window
Be really obvious about texting during class
Start screaming and throw all your stuff around the room and your pencils at the teacher
18. Talk on the phone and when the teacher says to stop ask "do you pay the bill every month?" Then continue talking
19. Stab your most annoying classmate with a sharp pencil (?
20. Start randomly crying and screaming about a fictional character who died
21. Every time the teacher starts to talk say. " oh really now"
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23. When a teacher asks for someone to participate stand up and scream on the top of your lungs:I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
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27. Squeal in history because of Hetalia.
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31: every time your female teacher talkes yell thats what she said.
32. keep styling your hair over and over again even when the teacher says to stop
When a teacher tries to talk to you keep saying things like "WHY DO YOU HATE ME!" (Kids in my class do this and get kicked out!)
34. Draw runes on yourself with a black marker and swing your ruler around like a seraph blade, screaming, "DIE EVIL DEMONSS!!!"
Lauryn wrote: "34. Draw runes on yourself with a black marker and swing your ruler around like a seraph blade, screaming, "DIE EVIL DEMONSS!!!""hilarious
When a teacher asks you something you say I'm not Erudite. I'm Divergent xD
Loudly announce that you have decided to become a ninja and throw your pencils around the room, pointy end first. Also jump around on the tables and tear off a bit of your school uniform to wrap around your eyes. ;)
37. While taking a test stand up and yell "I QUIT!" then go in the corner and pout
When your in music and your playing instruments play something different than what your supposed and make It really loud and ugly sounding I do it all the time (:
Every time the teachers asks you to answer a question,try as much as you can to make a book reference
39. Correct the teacher on everything he/she says
40. Say "that's what the government wants you to think" to everything the teacher says
Don't do the homework and when teacher asks if you're able to say "not since the accident"
42. Put your head phones in while the teacher is talking then when they tell you to put it away say "MUSIC IS MY LIFE!" Then start jamming out to what ever song is playing
wear a tinfoil hat to school every say and when someone ask you about it say not now the cameras are watching,they're always watching" and send them notes about how the micro waves from the microwave are changing and altering our thoughts and taking away our memories *sneaky laugh*mwah hah hah (:<
Start screaming randomly, saying, "STOP THEM THEY'RE COMING FOR ME THEY'RE COMING NOOOOOOOOOOOO"
45. Come to school in a costume then start asking people why they aren't wearing one and then when the teacher is in class say "you all betrayed me! I told you to wear a costume!" Then storm out of class
Chantae wrote: "45. Come to school in a costume then start asking people why they aren't wearing one and then when the teacher is in class say "you all betrayed me! I told you to wear a costume!" Then storm out of..."Hahaha
I wish I had the guts to do any of these (other than the reading one cuz I do that all the time and nothing happens to me)46. Throw all your teachers papers in the recyling bin
