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What would you do?- Dark Fantasy survival scenario
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2) The Curious Captain. (since two of the 3 examples alliterative)
3) Baseball bat - but if that's too obvious, the candlestick would do. Maybe with some screwdrivers as backup for anything really up close and personal.

2)Position/Station: Misanthropic Human Resources Manager. (Oh, the irony of my existence.)
3)Weapon of choice: Pink bejeweled crowbar; a weapon befitting a wench such as myself. And you’d be surprised how many of these you can find simply lying around:)


1. Reaction: Scream, cry, beat my chest, and demand to speak to my lawyer.
2. Position/Station: The Tone-Deaf Opera Singer
3. Weapon: a flower pot to drop on my enemies from up high.

1. Reaction: Scream, cry, beat my chest, and demand to speak to my lawyer.
2. Position/Station: The Tone-Deaf Opera Singer
3. Weapon: a flower pot to drop on my enemies from ..."
Haha Love the flower pot!

2. Bowl of Spaghetti (that was a noun and a prepositional phrase)
3. Weapon: Sarcasm and a pot of boiled cabbage.

2. Bowl of Spaghetti (that was a noun and a prepositional phrase)
3. Weapon: Sarcasm and a pot of boiled cabbage."
I enjoy this thread:)
How would you react?
You are informed by a recording that you will be assigned a part befitting your nature/position and a role that suits your disposition.
What adjective and noun would you be called by?
(e.g. The Grumpy Chef, The Meandering Minstrel, The Bossy Bridesmaid)
You are told by the recording that you will need to defend yourself but all that's available is an assortment of dingy/decrepit tools and random objects you would find around the house or in a garage (e.g. rusty pipe, tarnished candlestick, splintering mop - no knives, guns, chainsaws or obvious murder weapons).
What would you grab to defend yourself with?