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Jan 21, 2015 07:50PM
"No-" she was interrupted by something pushing her out of the tree. It just happened to be a very angry looking Dryad. She screamed for about a second as she fell. When she landed she realized that she had just happened to land into him. "Just my luck," Honey growled under her breath as she got up.
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The Dude helped Honey up and said, "to be honest I was expecting somethin a bit more graceful if you don't mind me sayin so." He smiled widely and giggled at his own joke. Then continued to say "However, seeing as you were pushed out of the tree I feel inclined to offer to lay on the floor so I can continue to look up at you tree girl."
"Please don't be as weird as I believe you to be," she said with a sigh. "Because right now you're making me wish I had headphones to put on and ignore you."
He feigned a frown and said "Thats just plain hurtful I am exactly as weird as you seem to think I am. But I'm a sensitive soul." He couldn't maintain the frown for long and quickly his smile reappeared on his face.
"Dear lord this is why I don't like leaving the forest." The Dryad crossed her arms. "No, you don't leave the forest because you aren't allowed too. You're not even a Demigod!" The Dryad said quite rudely. "If Chiron found out you'd be kicked out onto the streets to fend for yourself."
"Pipe it before I burn your tree down!" Honey threatened. The Dryad then huffed and went back into her tree home.
"I see" mused The Dude it was all becoming clear to him now. "Forgive me if I'm mistaken but you are a dryad? and if so this explains a lot."
((Lol, stalking like the nerd I am))
"Me? Ah hell no." She glared at the tree and was tempted to pull out her lighter. "I am not a nature spirit in any way, shape, or form."
"Well then I am in quite a predicament as I can't allow you to leave without findin out exactly what you are." Of course you could make it easy and just tell me." he accentuated this with a grin. He was completely oblivious that he might be walking into dangerous territory
She turned her death glare to him and pulled out a lighter. "You'll snitch on me. There's no way I'm going back out there, it's a lot better within the borders of this camp."
"Do I really look like the snitching type." He smiled to accentuate his point and then said "Besides I I've already seen ya haven't I?"
She took a deep breath. "I'm a shifter. I can turn into a Magpie and I'm not allowed to be here." Honey stuck the lighter back in her pocket. "But I swear to the gods if you tell anyone I will slit your throat."
"Woah Woah Woah who said anything about tattling on ya?" he backed away a couple steps and then said to the honey, "its fine by me but you can't tell anyone my secret either."
"What? That you're perfectly fine with looking stupid in public?" She gave him a confused look, then pushed some black hair that had fallen into her face behind her ear.
"Oh that's no secret Everyone knows that I'm a generally open book except fer where its been whited out." He gave her a half grin hoping he could work his way back to fun and games.
Honey rolled her eyes with the smallest of smiles. "Oh dear lord you are unbelievable." She looked away so he wouldn't see her small smile.
He watched her turn around. "Oh so we're we're plain that game then" He turned around as well and began walking backwards.
"What the hell are you doing?" she asked with a snicker. Somehow her smile got a bit wider. Honey was tempted to push him over, bet decided that that would be a bit too mean.
"Well you turned around so I thought we wee gonna start walking backwards. Its the only logical con" and with that he bumped into honey and burst into manical laughter.
She slapped his arm softly, laughing. "Watch where you're going, idiot!" she told him. She then heard something and stopped laughing. "What was that?"
He stopped laughing and looked around "I don't know but it sure doesnt sound as friendly as you look"
"Do you have a weapon on you?" She asked without much hope. Surprisingly she almost never fought monsters so she felt no need to have a weapon.
"Actually I do by coincidence" and he pulled out his claymore from its magic sheath that reduced its size Down to a dagger. Holding his two-handed 5 foot sword in his hand he felt much safer. "How's this for size" he said with a wink.
"Good. At least I know you won't be defenseless when I leave you." She gave him an apologetic smile as she shifted and flew off into a safe nearby tree. A hellhound jumped out of the bushes at him.((MWAHAHA This will be sure to stir something up.))
((Lololol))
His first instinct was to scream so he did but in his own manner "MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!!" With that he charged the hell hound and swung his mighty sword and missed aiming to high. He quickly backed out of reach the claws of its paw barely scraping his leg and then swung again this time making contact an demolishing the beast in a fury he shouted into the wind. "Come back here wee birdy I gotvrid of the big ol' doggie"
She shifted once more with an annoyed expression. "I just hated what came out of your mouth with the burning passion of a thousand dying suns. Never call me wee birdie again if you value your life."
"Then you might consider not abandoning me to death ever again WEE BIRDIE!" He shouted the last bit to really hit home hos adrenaline from the short lived fight was still pumping and would take a while for the battle craze would fade.
"Hey, what else was I supposed to do?" She asked. "Get eaten? It might just be me but that sounds painful. I don't have a weapon so I can't fight. And I'm small. Again, being eaten doesn't sound too pleasurable."
"Doesn't matter you're not supposed to abandon your favorite buddy like that." He was starting to calm down but still refused to see logic.
"You'd be surprised about who I have abandoned before. Example number one: My whole family. Well it was more like they abandoned me." She shrugged.
"I bet I wouldn't be! What surprises me is how little you care!"
"I just met you, why does it surprise you that I don't care?" Honey growled.
"I don't know I'm very confused at the moment" He said wiping his face in exasperation.
Honey glared at him, then sighed. "I'm sorry for leaving you to die."
"I don't know...." He stood in silence realizing his anger was unfounded all to late.
"You don't know what?" She asked. "Look, I know that it was an asshole move to leave you alone like that."
His previous grin returned to his face and he was all to happy to exclaim, "Well as long as you know your a complete arse thats fine by me!" With that he started laughing all the unpleasantness forgotten.
"Wow. I almost like angry you better than this thing." And once again Honey was back to her anti-fun exterior that everyone that she knew was used to.
"Whats wrong with this... Thing" he motioned to himself as he spoke and made his best sexy face hoping to produce a giggle from the very non giggly girl.
He did not get a giggle, just her best bitch face. "Everything is wrong that that thing."
"Ouch" his mind ws wheeling to find a way out of this but he rather enjoyed winding her up so instead asked "So whats so great about the angry me because we can always make that happen if you'd like" He winked and opened his mouth like a fool.
Honey rolled her eyes. "I'm surprised that you don't hate me as much as I hate you," she said, boredly looking down at her lap.
"I find it pretty hard to hate anyone when we're all so closely related around here but then again you aren't so maybe I should" He shrugged and made a face implying he had a point.
"Exactly. And I made you angry which I'm guessing doesn't happen a lot. And I left you to die, I've been a complete ass since we've started talking," she went on, starting to count the reasons he should hate her on her fingers.
Murdoch listened for all of 2 seconds and then his attention faded. Eventually he noticed she wasn't talking anymore and said something very intelligent, "Sorry I didn't hear you I was busy looking at that leaf over there." He pointed over at a maple tree and then gave her his sheepish grin.
She looked at him as if he was an idiot. "I just don't get how a bunch of girls aren't hoping to be your girlfriend. I mean you're so smart," Honey said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"I know I'm quite the catch" He smiled and kept a straight face he knew she was being sarcastic but was unable maintain one long and began laughing. It was a donkey laugh and he knew it but it just made him laugh harder.
"This is exactly why I hate you," she said with the smallest of smiles. She jumped down from the tree again and rolled her eyes.
He struggled to get his words out but eventually calmed down and asked, "What's wrong with a wee laugh here and there?"
