[Ask Royals] Ask Maleficent

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Ask away!

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Me: Hey Maleficent!!!:D

Maleficent: *Busy torturing a rabbit*

me: So...why did you curse Aurora or whatever her name is. I don't remember...:P

Maleficent: I wasn't invited to that brat's Christening. How dare they leave ME out, the Mistress of All Evil!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: Have you met Ursula? I think you two would get along very well.
Me: So, is your favorite color black, green, purple, or none of the above? I've always wanted to know…..

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Maleficent: Who is this "Ursula"?! Is she evil too? She better not be more evil than me-

Me: *Pats head*We know, we know. You're the Mistress of All Evil, most evil of all.

Maleficent: That wasn't sarcasm, was it?! If it was...*Reaches for Staff*

Me: EEK!!!!!!!*runs away*

Maleficent: Anyways...I don't have a favorite color. Colors are a waste of time. You can be doing much more than "favoring a color" *shakes head*

Me: >.<

[Nicole - Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die-]

You don't know Ursula!!!!

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Maleficent: Is she well known?*Frown*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: Maleficent, you are my favorite villain of all time

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: Well, it's understandable you've never heard of her. She lives underwater :P

[Nicole - Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die-]

yeah

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Maleficent: Well, I am quite, evil, it would only make sense that I am the best, and most favored villain of all-

Me: can't you just say thanks?

Maleficent: ...thanks.

Me: Well done!

Maleficent: Underwater? She's a fish?*Laugh*Very evil indeed....

[Nicole - Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die-]

well she is a octopus

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Maleficent: *Snorts*An octopus? How...intimidating. I eat octopus for dinner Saturday's. Saturday is the day I eat seafood. Fish...Calamari...Octopus..Clam..Mussels..

Me: ._. I eat pizza on Fridays...

Maleficent: What is this "pizza" you speak of?

Me: Food!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: Well, she's also a witch. She almost killed me and Ariel…..

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Maleficent: A witch? ALMOST killed?*Scoffs*What a disgrace to villains.

Me: You failed on killing Prince Phillip...

Maleficent: *Glare*

Me: Eek!!!!!!*Runs away again*

Maleficent: I must meet this octopus witch....

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Mal: *sigh*anymore questions?

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Me: Do you need a hug?

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Maleficent: What kind of question is that? Why would I need a hug from you?! An insufferable human.

Me: Be nice Mal!-_-

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Me: Ariel's a mermaid want a hug from her?

A: Uhhh...

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Mal: NO*Glare*

Me: Be NICE Mal!!! Didn't you hear me the first time?!:/

Mal: Nice is not in my vocabulary.

Me: *Makes nice be in your vocabulary*YAY! NOW IT IS!:D

Mal: -_- Wow...

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Me: ha! LOSER!

A: Allie!!

Me: sorry. :(

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Maleficent: Ha! Insufferable annoying human!

Me: -_____________-

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: So, is the Horned King related to you? (If you've seen the Black Cauldron….. If not, just look up a summary or something :P)

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Maleficent: Horned King? Human...look it up for me, please.

Me: Aww she said please omg i'm so proud!! But still not happy you insist on calling me "human" either call me by my nickname, mei, or Meiyu...my real name. Just not human:'(

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: But seriously, you guys have the same horns…..

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Mal: My horns are better^_^

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Me: O.O was that a smile??

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Mal: No. It was a smirk.

Me: Or a creepy scary smile!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: I'll be back in 15 minutes, gotta go eat dinner :P

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me: Haha bye!!!!!!!!!

Mal: ..goodbye.

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Me: bye!

A: Bye Eric! *waves*

Me: I'm pretty sure that was a smile...*looks closely*

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Mal: It was a...mere smile of triumph.

Me: It was close to a happy smile!

Mal: I don't "Happy smile"

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Me: SHE SAID SMILE!

*fist bump!*

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Me: YAY!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: You mean to do ":"s, right?

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: Which is your least favorite fairy?

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Maleficent: I hate all fairies.
But If you mean between Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather, then Merryweather.

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: AWWW, SHE'S MY FAVORITE!

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Maleficent: *Hiss*
WHY?!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: She's awesome!

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Mal: Awesome?! More like insufferable, too happy, annoying, and irritating.

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Me: -_- You're depressing.
Miss. Crabbypants

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Mal: Excuse me?! You DARE call ME, "Miss Crabbypants" ?!

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Me: um...yeah that's what I said.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Oh oh...

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Me: Um..don't let me die? :*

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Mal: Humans....If only I had my staff I would BLAST this HUMAN to BITS. WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT?!

Me: No where...hehe;)

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: I have an evil stone you can use...

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Me: You're a really evil person?

Please enjoy this gif...

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Alex{Eros} wrote: "Me: I have an evil stone you can use..."

Me: do you want me to die? -_-

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Nooooooo...
FR: Lies!
Me: Shut up. I feel bad for maleficent