[Ask Royals] Ask Eric

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Ursula: WHo me or Triss? I'm assuming you mean Triss since she is quite bothersome

Me: Thanks a lot. I really feel the love now!

Ursula: Ah sarcasm. Hon, you will never get love out of me.

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: Ursula's neck is probably too enormous to strangle lol

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Me: Ursula....

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: *Grabs Ursula's neck*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: Ok, some people have very large hands :P

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ME: lol. :)

a: Whooo get her!

Me: O.o Ariel?

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: I agree with Ariel! Get her!
Me: What happened to that love speech you just posted? o. O
E: ….Ursula tried to kill us...

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: *Wrangle* Why is your neck so fat?!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: She is so depressed, she drowns herself in fish scales and sea worms.

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Me: Yeah I know right

A: Just...end her. >:D

Me: Ooooookay then Ariel is going to need a break. *drags Ariel away*

A: Nooooo, save meeee!!! *reaches for Eric*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: *reaches for Ariel's hand*
Me: *pulls back Eric* I think you've had enough love time for the day. Now we're going to strangle Ursula! :D
E: …………………………..ok :(

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Ursula: *escapes* HAH

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ursula: -.-

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: *glares at Ursula*

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Ursula: *rolls eyes*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: *huffs and walks away*

[➳Halina➳]

ќøαlαṃαṡτεɾ (Hermes) wrote: "♥нαℓιиα (αυяσяα) ♥ wrote: "Me: When I was little, Cinderella was my favorite Disney princess because there were no really evil people in her story. Like, magically evil. :P
Cool Fact:

CINDERELLA..."

No, in the original Grimm Fairytale, her name was Ashputtle, the name she got from cleaning the cinders out of the fireplace and cleaning the chamber pots with cinders. Just look up Ashputtle.

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

There are versions with both names, both by Brothers Grimm...

[➳Halina➳]

I know, I think they rewrote it using Cinderella after the Ashputtle thing or something. You HAVE to read the books A Tale Dark and Grimm, In a Glass Grimmly, and The Grimm Conclusion- The author mashes original Grimm Brother fairy tales, adds his own twist, and tells you about the original fairy tales along the way!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Cool!!!!!

[➳Halina➳]

I used to be REALLY addicted to them.

AND I CAN'T WAIT THEY ARE MAKING A MOVIE OF A TALE DARK AND GRIMM DIRECTED BY THE SAME PERSON AS CORALNE AND THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

COOL EXCEPT THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS WAS HORRIBLE AND CORALINE WAS TERRIFYING!

[➳Halina➳]

IKR?! And "A Tale Dark and Grimm" is SO bloody. Like REALLY bloody. Hansel and Gretel get their heads cut off at the beginning and it gets really gory, and no it is not stupid like Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters, because the narration makes you LOL SO HARD! And it's just fantastically written. At school, I screamed when I saw the the author accepted my friend request on here!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: XD

[➳Halina➳]

Me: It was SO AMAZING and the author might Skype with my class if here replies to my teacher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: COOL!

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ќøαlαṃαṡτεɾ (Hermes) wrote: "E: *reaches for Ariel's hand*
Me: *pulls back Eric* I think you've had enough love time for the day. Now we're going to strangle Ursula! :D
E: …………………………..ok :("

A: *pouts* :(

me: toooo baaaaad!!!!!!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: I'm back :) *runs to Ariel*

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((whoops I missed that!))

A: *hugs* *Smiles* Yay you're back!

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: Any more questions? :)

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A: How much do you love me? XD

Me: *facepalm*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: How many years has the earth lived? I love you a million times more. *kisses Ariel*

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A: ^-^ *kisses back*

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Me: *Mutters bitterly*

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

Me: ……..anything not involving love? XD

[jenny, Minnie Mouse]

Me: Do you prefer gloves or mittens?

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Me: -__- no. XD

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: Um… gloves?

[jenny, Minnie Mouse]

Me: Yay!

Wendy: I like mittens.

Me: Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream?

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: What's that?

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Me: @.@

[jenny, Minnie Mouse]

Me: O.O

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Me: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT MINT CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM IS?!

Gothel: I'd tell you to calm down, but I want to see Eric die.

[jenny, Minnie Mouse]

Me: Dude, do you even know what ice cream is?

Wendy: *gasps* How do you even think of directing a prince that way?

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: I've heard it's some sort of Italian delicacy, but… never tried it. And what is "mint chocolate chip"?

[jenny, Minnie Mouse]

Me: -_-" Mint...You know what mint leaves are? Good. Chocolate chip...You know what chocolate is? Chocolate chips are basically little chunks of chocolate. It's sweet.

[➳Halina➳]

Me: -_________-

[Justin, easier to just swim down]

E: Hmm… interesting...

[jenny, Minnie Mouse]

Me: Visual images always help.