Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
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bought tickets to go to...
Transylvania. Arthur however, was curious about how the airplane stood up and decided to explore the cockpit. However, the pilot just let him try out the airplane and Dumbledore was his co-pilot so that if he fell...
They would be rescued by a giant octopus, seeing as Dumbledore rescued it earlier on and it is forever in his debt. What they did not know is that one of the passengers was.....
Peeves, who alternately upended seats and blew ink pellets aimed at Arthur's ears...
that were surprisingly big for the kid of his age. Little did they know...
that Hermione had seen the whole thing. Embarrassed by this inappropriate behavior, she...
had no choice but to confund a random muggle into believing Dumbledore was his master. The random muggle ran to Dumbledore to help out and stop the mess, but...
Tripped over a Giant snake, named naggini, and broke his neck, instantly dead.
Not long after nagini consumed the corpse, did hermione get up from her seat, and announced to the plane of people she cared about ....
That she was pregnant with ....
Severus Snape. He was the love of her life. From the very last seat, Snape stood and stared her down his hooked nose with his beady eyes and smiled. His teeth were crooked as his lips curled back and he said, lecherously....
"Well, well, well. Why am I not surprised?" He came up to her and smirked down at her, his eyebrow twitching....
And sneered. "Well my dear, how can you be sure I'm the father?" Hermione looks at him with surprise and sniffs indignantly, snappily saying....
And a large sunflower-yellow flying wombat burst through the side of the plane and ate Snape before she could say anything to him. Hermione…((hehe… Snapes on a Plane))
ran around screaming as they crashed into Transylvania. Arthur walked away with Dumbledore and his octopus and started to have tea with Eldred Worple and his vampire pet, Sanguini. However, the wombat burst back in with thousands of ghosts chasing it away. However...
the wombat had a team of back-up Ghostbusters, who quickly disposed of the ghosts. The wombat returned, spreading it's mighty wings and said…
"GEMINIOLAFAVOALCATRAZO SNAPE!" and immediately, millions of Snapes appeared, grinning at Dumbledore, Arthur, Worple, and Sanguini menacingly. Quickly, they all charged with the wombat it the lead. However...
the wombat remembered that it did not have wings and started to plummet screaming...
GEMINIOLAFAVIOLACATRAZO SNAPE! In a final attempt to get millions of snakes to cushion their fall. What the wombat was unaware of was that Dumbledore had already saved everyone but it and ....
started singing "a cauldron full of hot strong love" in an attempt to get anyone's attention but then...
He god Avada kedavra'd by a very irritated voldemort in a pink robe and fuzzy slippers complaining to cho, his newly appointed assistant about....
how his pasta was too cold and he wanted more sauce. When Cho went to heat the pasta she stopped right in her tracks because she saw Voldemort kissing...
each one of his horcruxes, which scared her so much she started running for her life...
stopped in awe, when Hagrid lifted the troll and dumped it in her direction...
Ron stuck his wand inside its nose which made the troll...
Tap dance! Ron was awed as the troll...
Went from tap dancing, to macarena-ing as he twisted the wand. But right then appeared a rectangle which...
was a huge box. It fell on Neville and Ron ran around, showing his new magical pistol to anyone he knew. The magical box spit out a Firebolt and Neville started to ride it. He crashed into Voldemort, who was kissing the ring. The ring, because of it's Resurrection powers, made a whole bunch of half-ghost half-people come out to haunt Neville. But then...
Everyone stopped, absolutely speechless. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named on a flight? With them? And he had not said or done anything devious. With all eyes on him, Voldemort smiled cheerfully, and with a cheeky wink said...
"Goody goody gumdrops!" He chomped on a banana and hugged the person nearest to him. It turned out that this was...
His vacation to Hawaii, and he did not want his work interfering with his free time. Back at the "office", as he began to call Malfoy Manor, his Death Eaters we holding down the fort. Today he was simply Tom, and would remain that way until he left Heathrow Airport in a weeks time. Harry, absolutely boggled, and mildly intrigued, said...
"Merlin's petticoat!!!, maybe i should try being out of character", he then flicked his wand and shouted avada kedavra in some random direction. Unfortunately it hit the pilot who was actually...
Yet before it could hit the plane floor Luna saw what was occurring and jumped to the pilots seat. She began piloting the plane so it would not fall and eventually mastered it. Harry was amazed, and said "my, my, luna, how did you-" but before he could utter one more word luna began frantically steering it in different directions. Harry checked to see if she was dodging anything. Nope, nothing. The whole plane was falling from sided to side. "What are you doing!" Screamed hermione. "I'm saving you from....
Invisible Hinkypunky Darganabs! They always steal dirigible plums!" Luna cried as something crashed into the plane. A strange monster with a lamp on its head glared at them."See!" Luna cried, "Neville, kill it!" Neville, still confused from the box picked up a random sword from a guy's backpack and...
started singing, "Hoggy warty Hogwarts teach us something please...", Everyone else stared, completely nonplussed until something...
Grey and writhing grabbed Neville and started to strangle him. Ginny was utterly shocked as she had only gone to the bathroom for one minute and had found the plane in chaos. "Harry," she whined "do something. That bloke is out to kill nevi', " harry ignored her and stared out the window wondering.... (I thought thet plane crashed too, but just go along with it, I guess)
Harry screamed so loud the plane shook. he ran around the plane like a maniac.
Ginny yelled "Shut up!!!I'm trying to talk!!! so as i was saying..... Monkeys are cute....don't trust them....."
Ginny yelled "Shut up!!!I'm trying to talk!!! so as i was saying..... Monkeys are cute....don't trust them....."
sirius appeared inside the plane and started talking to harry
He was stealing looks at Ron whispering, "His owl's dead, but I had no choice I had to feed Buckbeak, just don't tell him that, I'll find another one" "can we reroute this plane to Madagascar by any chance?"...Harry couldn't believe what he was hearing and stammered...
"M-M-M-Madagascar?" Harry asked.Sirius looked him straight in the eye and said, "Yes, after that weird time loop that Sanguini and Eldred Worple made when the plane nearly crashed into Transylvania, these random penguins decided to go to Madagascar. I wonder why!"
The penguins suddenly...
Then, Dumbledore yelled "everyone, hold on tight ," and being wizards, everyone had better and faster reflexes and did as told. The bottom of the plane opened up into a little basement thing and all the evil thingies and whoever wasn't holding all fell in. It quickly shut. "Oh.....
Crap!" Neville cried as Gryffindor's Sword transformed into a homing missile in his hands. It shot quite by accident and aimed directly at the engine of the plane. Dumbledore remained calm and decided to eat a banana. Meanwhile, Arthur Weasley was in the bar, singing Odo the Hero with Hagrid. Arthur, without knowing that the bar part of the plane was tumbling through the sky, he...
He continued singing and laughing. He then decided to bring over Ginny and make her try this drink he had recently discovered. As soon as he realized the bar part of the plane was no longer attached he accioed his broom and flew away leaving hagrid passed out. What he did not know...
was that Hagrid was sitting on the broom. There was a loud crack of splintering wood, followed by a gasp. Ginny too speechless with disappointment brought her wand out and...
Went on a massive killing spree because, quite frankly, she hated being on her period and super mega douchebag jerk faces like her dad and hagrid who left her there to rot while..."
everyone else gets to sit around Voldemort, while he tells them stories about his after-life after the Battle of Hogwarts. Unfortunately one of the killing curses backfired and hit Ginny on her fingernails which turned into...
Snow, which she brushed off and found she was nailess. To her dismay, harry had also noticed and was looking at her dis tastefully, thinking
My god, that is one bad hand. He frowned at Ginny and shot a spell at Hagrid quite by accident. Surprised, Hagrid dropped his new cell phone which was the signal to call Grawp. Grawp, his baby brother who was also 16 feet tall grabbed the airplane. Everybody thought they were safe until he threw it up into the sky towards space. All they could hear was Draco Malfoy singing, "Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!" Everybody rolled their eyes but looked scaredly at the flying lion right in their path.
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Dumbledore and Arthur Weasley were walking around London, buying rubber duckies left and right to add to their collection. However, Arthur decided that he wanted to ride in an airplane, so they...