Silly Minds!

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

I got this from another group and I want to have it here. Hope they won't mind.

Ask any question and then the next person will answer it with the sillest answer she can find and then she'll ask the next question, too.

The first question is:

Why can superman fly?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Cuz he's sooo High. :P

Why do cats meow?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

Because they can't bark. LOL

Why do people cry even when they're so very happy?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Because thhey forgot how to laugh! LOL

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

she's a nervous chicken. lol

why do giraffes have long necks?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Cuz they're trying to cheat their way into heaven! ;)lol

Why are crocodiles so mean?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

they're not mean, they're just shy. LOL

why do vampires suck blood?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Because they think it tastes like Fruit Punch! LOL

Why cant sharks live on land?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

They're beauty freaks and they know that sun and air are bad for their skin.

Why do people breathe through their nose and mouth but not through their EARS?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Because then they'd be air heads!! ^0^ ha ha!

Why don't snakes have legs?

[[deleted user]]

because then they wouldnt be a snake.

Why cant dolphins talk?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Cuz they'd make people look dumb! LOLZ :D

Why aren't there people born with blue hair and blonde eyes?

[[deleted user]]

o but there is, but they are all german. lol! =)

why are all states in US intergrated? (only answer if u live in US)

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

CUZ we're not actually united! LOL! ^O^

Why do whales and dolphins have blow holes?

[[deleted user]]

cuhz sometimes u just got a put a sock in it! haha! /m\

Why do cheetahs run the fastest?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

they're afraid to to become Cheetos! LOL

why do roosters crow early in the morning?

[[deleted user]]

because they are afraid of the sun!

why do ppl laff?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Because they want to get the hiccups! Ha, ha X D

Why do elephants have such big ears?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

for convenience when it's hot, they can use it as a fan. LOL

why can't people fly?

[Christa (is on top of the world!)]

Because then the birds would get jelous and begin to attack them. lol

Why can't people sent messases to their friends telepathicaly?

[[deleted user]]

cuhz then u'd accidently send comments only meant for ur mind...e-hem..insults!

Why cant ppl teleport?

[Moody, I want to hug him tight and never let go!]

they're afraid to leave a part of their body behind if they can.

do you know what cattle is?