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[Mike (the Paladin)]

I remember those to Colleen (I mean c.o.lleen). Hollow candy cigs. that had powdered sugar in the center that came out when you blew through them.

I used to like the bubblegum cigars.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I remember those to Colleen (I mean c.o.lleen). Hollow candy cigs. that had powdered sugar in the center that came out when you blew through them.

I used to like the bubblegum cigars.

[HomeInMyShoes]

PEZ!!!

And you can get almost any type of dispenser. My son has a Lightning McQueen one, a Batman one and an R2-D2 one.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

PEZ! I love PEZ!

[DoodlePanda]

We could buy liquorice pipes when I was little.

I guess all this is not for sale anymore though...

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

My sister has bought my husband the Lord of the Rings and the Star Trek pez collections. There's a third set, but I don't remember what it is.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I never liked liquorice, but I remember you could could get all kinds of things made of it.

[DoodlePanda]

I love liquorice, but it needs to be salty :)

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I never liked liquorice."

^this

[DoodlePanda]

Looks like ALL THE LIQUORICE IS MIIIINE!!!

MOHAHAHAHA!

[DoodlePanda]

Not sure where that came from.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

*snicker*

[DoodlePanda]

I think I might be a tad crazy. But the good kind :)

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Did yall see this?

[Nyssa]

ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

DoodlePanda wrote: "I love liquorice, but it needs to be salty :)"

Salty liquorice? What unholy abomination is this?

[DoodlePanda]

I'm pretty sure I'm not reading that right...
Because the word I'm reading can't be grown in fields as far as I know. Unless I've completely misunderstood the concept.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

DoodlePanda wrote: "I'm pretty sure I'm not reading that right...
Because the word I'm reading can't be grown in fields as far as I know. Unless I've completely misunderstood the concept."

Well, it sorta means (view spoiler)[I don't give a fuck. (hide spoiler)]

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

DoodlePanda wrote: "I'm pretty sure I'm not reading that right...
Because the word I'm reading can't be grown in fields as far as I know. Unless I've completely misunderstood the concept."

I bet you're reading it just fine.

[DoodlePanda]

Ahhh Gotcha!

[DoodlePanda]

Never know with these things, my brain works funny.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Related: https://www.google.com/search?q=not+a...

[DoodlePanda]

c.o.lleen ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Related: https://www.google.com/search?q=not+a..."

And so begins me looking at random internet pictures for the next hour :)

[HomeInMyShoes]

DoodlePanda wrote: "Looks like ALL THE LIQUORICE IS MIIIINE!!!

MOHAHAHAHA!"

Never. I love liquorice.

And root beer.
And jelly bellies.
And wine gums.
And sour patch kids.
And cookies.

I don't have a problem.

[DoodlePanda]

Oh fine, I'll share. Too much liquorice is bad for your kidneys anyways... In return I hope you shall share the cookies. And the wine gums. And if there is any chocolate I'll have some of that too. Plz. Thanks :)

[Christa]

[Becky]

Licorice is nasty.

[Nyssa]

Becky wrote: "Licorice is nasty."

Agreed.

[Nyssa]

Ok so I just learned that apparently what you guys call wine gum is what I know as Gummies, which I usually get as Gummy Bears.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Are we talking red or back?

I used to eat red licorice strings.

Black licorice is evil incarnate.

[Becky]

c.o.lleen ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Are we talking red or back?

I used to eat red licorice strings.

Black licorice is evil incarnate."

What you said.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Christa wrote: ""

lol

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Becky wrote: "c.o.lleen ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Are we talking red or back?

I used to eat red licorice strings.

Black licorice is evil incarnate."

What you said."


What they said.

I fucks with Twizzlers, too.

[DoodlePanda]

Is that sweet liquorice though? Because I don't like the sweet stuff, only salty.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

They're like Jujyfruits which are gummies, but older and cling to your teeth like glue.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Nyssa wrote: "Ok so I just learned that apparently what you guys call wine gum is what I know as Gummies, which I usually get as Gummy Bears."

Gummy Bears are softer, usually and sweeter. Wine gums can be an acquired taste.

[HomeInMyShoes]

c.o.lleen ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Are we talking red or back?

I used to eat red licorice strings.

Black licorice is evil incarnate."

Unbeliever!

[HomeInMyShoes]

Sambucas all around!

[DoodlePanda]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Sambucas all around!"

Now. This is where I draw the line. Sambuca is evil. Just thinking about the word stimulates my gag reflex. Sambuca is the only drink that has made me sleep on the bathroom floor curled around the toilet with vomit in my hair. No not talk of sambuca. Ever. Please? I'll drink anything else though :)

[HomeInMyShoes]

^I had that with beer, but I'm back to enjoying beer in moderation after several years of avoidance.

The problem with Sambuca, is it's never just one or two on its own, by the time people get around to Sambucas it's way past the time to have quit.

[Nyssa]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Gummy Bears are softer, usually and sweeter. Wine gums can be an acquired taste. "

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "They're like Jujyfruits which are gummies, but older and cling to your teeth like glue."

Ah..ok I see.

Thanks to you both.

[Nyssa]

Would you say that in general, Americans tend to like their candies/sweets sweeter than Europeans?

[Christa]

Texture is often the defining characteristic for categories of these candies.

Gummis have more chewiness and are softer, as HIMS mentioned, whereas jujus have more of a firm "bite" (you can bite through it without looking like a dog with a rawhide). For even more bite, you can move on to jellies, which are along the lines of your common gumdrop. HIMS can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think wine gums fall more into the juju - jellies range.

For the ultimate bite-ness without the chewiness, one would go to the mellocremes, which include candy corn.

I appreciate candy.

[DoodlePanda]

Christa wrote: "I appreciate candy."

You don't say? ;)

[HomeInMyShoes]

Christa wrote: "...I appreciate candy."

That's gonna be my tagline sometime.

[Nyssa]

Christa wrote: "Texture is often the defining characteristic for categories of these candies.

Gummis have more chewiness and are softer, as HIMS mentioned, whereas jujus have more of a firm "bite" (you can bite t..."

I don't think I've seen any other candies like candy corn.

[Christa]

Nyssa wrote: "I don't think I've seen any other candies like candy corn. "

I occasionally see candies around holidays that are "offshoots" of candy corn - different shapes and flavors but recognizable as basically the same stuff. And I've seen "gourmet" candy corn, too.

[DoodlePanda]

Hang on, googling candy corn

[Nyssa]

Christa wrote: "I occasionally see candies around holidays that are "offshoots" of candy corn - different shapes and flavors but recognizable as basically the same stuff. And I've seen "gourmet" candy corn, too. "

Because you appreciate candy! ;)

[DoodlePanda]

DoodlePanda wrote: "Hang on, googling candy corn"

Ahhhh those things. Seen them once I think. Never tried them though.