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[Chris , cookie guilt]

That is awesome.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Colleen wrote: "How the things like the UGB really get tested:



"
exactly

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Colleen wrote: ""

rotflmao

[Chris , cookie guilt]

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

lol

[Mike (the Paladin)]

covers T-shirt and walks away whistling

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Ain't no shame, Mike.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

:)

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Colleen wrote: "Ain't no shame, Mike."

Agreed.

Plus, I've seen some sweet superhero stuff...just never stays in stock. :(

[Mike (the Paladin)]

The shirt I'm wearing today just says :

PALADIN

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Because I can't be the only one with this burned onto my retinas...

http://petra.booklikes.com/post/83529...-

[Nyssa]

MrsJoseph wrote: "Because I can't be the only one with this burned onto my retinas...

http://petra.booklikes.com/post/83529...-"

Not nice!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

MrsJ....I thought I could trust you.

Excuse me I'm going to the bathroom to flush my eyes at the sink...I'm tempted to go to a porn sight or something to see if i can then wash that out of my mind.

shiver...jerk

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "MrsJ....I thought I could trust you.

Excuse me I'm going to the bathroom to flush my eyes at the sink...I'm tempted to go to a porn sight or something to see if i can then wash that out of my mind..."

lololol!

I told you "burned onto my retinas."

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Nyssa wrote: "MrsJoseph wrote: "Because I can't be the only one with this burned onto my retinas...

http://petra.booklikes.com/post/83529...-"

Not nice!"


Not at all.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Christa found a palate cleanser: https://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B...


Beware: The Cute is strong in this one.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

D'awwww


(I avoided the first link... )

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Thanks...

[DoodlePanda]

MrsJoseph wrote: "Because I can't be the only one with this burned onto my retinas...

http://petra.booklikes.com/post/83529...-"

So I just joined this group and happened to find this link... eh... LOL!

[Luke]

We generally try to avoid showing our insanity to the newbies. Looks like it's trial by fire time lol.

[DoodlePanda]

Haha well actually its only made me happier that I joined, made me laugh and I'm slightly on the insane side myself so its all good :D
Can't wait to see what happens next! Lol!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Be careful after midnight...and stay away from that dark back room over there.

[DoodlePanda]

Uhm... ok... unless there are dragons in there?? Might have to check it out later just in case... My life is rather boring, I could use some excitement! Lol

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

DoodlePanda wrote: "Uhm... ok... unless there are dragons in there?? Might have to check it out later just in case... My life is rather boring, I could use some excitement! Lol"

[Mike (the Paladin)]

One of my favorite sayings.

[Becky]

Luke wrote: "We generally try to avoid showing our insanity to the newbies."

We do?

[HomeInMyShoes]

I have a saying for that.

Adapt or die.

[DavidO]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: "I have a saying for that.

Adapt or die."

You're recommending covering yourself in something ...let us say 'unsavory'... before messing with dragons?

[HomeInMyShoes]

Dragons hate spicy, it gives them the tummy troubles.

[Luke]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Dragons hate spicy, it gives them the tummy troubles."

That's surprising. You wouldn't think they'd get heartburn with the whole breathing fire thing they've got going on.

Hmm short story idea. A dragon that gets heartburn from eating people lol.

[Becky]

Fire breath is esophageal. Dragon tummies never experience the fire, because they are sensitive.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Off subject but:

Imagine this: You pop in a rental DVD and halfway through your Friday night rom-com, you suddenly get the craving for a hot, fresh pizza. In fact, you can smell pizza. No, it's not your imagination—Domino's has teamed up with DVD rental stores in Brazil to make discs that release the scent of a fresh pie as the movie goes on. How? The discs are printed with ink that emit smells of cheese, sauce and dough when it reaches a certain temperature inside the player. The thermal ink even changes color: By the time you eject the flick, an image of a pie is front and center on the DVD. Do we smell a worldwide trend? While Domino's is the first company to hop on this scent-sation, we don't think it'll take long for other companies to follow suit.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Not so far fetched...movie theaters often use vents to "pump popcorn smell into the theater proper.

[Luke]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "Not so far fetched...movie theaters often use vents to "pump popcorn smell into the theater proper."

Hotels pump scents into rooms as do amusement parks. It's actually a fairly large, emerging industry.

[ally ¯\(ツ)/¯]

Interesting. I wonder what percentage of people would call Domino's vs the competition.
My first thought wouldn't be call Domino's. We have many pizzerias with better product in my neighborhood.
I can't help but think coupons might still be more effective.

[Luke]

☆αlly☆ (litєrαry єscαpist) wrote: "Interesting. I wonder what percentage of people would call Domino's vs the competition.
My first thought wouldn't be call Domino's. We have many pizzerias with better product in my neighborhood.
I..."

Yeah, marketing like that typically helps the whole industry rather than the vendor that specifically paid for that method of advertisement (I'm sure there's an actual term, but I don't know it).

[Mike (the Paladin)]

We don't have a Domino's that delivers to our neighborhood. That said I'm off pizza...sadly. I have to eat more stuff like rabbit food. Meats need to be lean.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Becky wrote: "Fire breath is esophageal. Dragon tummies never experience the fire, because they are sensitive."

^

This

[Nyssa]

MrsJoseph wrote: "Off subject but:Imagine this: You pop in a rental DVD and halfway through your Friday night rom-com, you suddenly get the craving for a hot, fresh pizza. In fact, you can smell pizza. No, it's not ..."

I could see this having the opposite effect ... making people sick of pizza, especially if they are particularly sensitive to smells.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

I was thinking about that, Nyssa. My PT is preggers and she says that a lot of smells make her physically ill.

[Laurel]

Some scents, particularly perfumes and colognes, are HUGE migraine triggers for me.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Luke wrote: "Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Dragons hate spicy, it gives them the tummy troubles."

That's surprising. You wouldn't think they'd get heartburn with the whole breathing fire thing they've got going on.

H..."

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Laurel wrote: "Some scents, particularly perfumes and colognes, are HUGE migraine triggers for me."

Me, too!

I barely wear perfume or scented lotions - I get migraines.

I HATE it when people bathe in perfume. I can smell them a mile away. O_o

Had to break hubby of that. Riding in a closed car was torture.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Luke wrote: "Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Dragons hate spicy, it gives them the tummy troubles."

That's surprising. You wouldn't think they'd get heartburn with the whole breathing fire thing they've got..."



:-D

[HomeInMyShoes]

I've read that book to my son at least a dozen times now.

If there's a weak spot when it comes to books for me, it is kids books. Now I want to get Those Darn Squirrels as well.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

I was thinking about looking for it, tbh!

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

This makes me smile so hard right now:

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Colleen wrote: ""


cray cray adorbs