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[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "I'd be ok with it, though - I like glitter! ;)

(Unless it's pink... )"

lol

I'd hate to get one though it wouldn't piss me off. Can you imagine if you opened it on carpet. O_O

[DoodlePanda]

Yea... I've had that experience where you find glitter days and weeks after you actually used it... So annoying! Can't even imagine getting a letter full of it... O.o

[Jackie]

DoodlePanda wrote: "Yea... I've had that experience where you find glitter days and weeks after you actually used it... So annoying! Can't even imagine getting a letter full of it... O.o"

You mean Christmas? lol I'm still finding glitter and pine needles whenever I clean.

[DoodlePanda]

Lol yup! Also I make cards, and I sometimes use glitter. Not very often though, as it annoys me.. lol :P

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

When I did the sugar plum fairy for a theater thing for the kids last Xmas, I wanted to throw glitter, but they were like, "Nooooooooo!"

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

lol

When I was in college, my friends and I used to put on a light amount of glitter before going to the club. :-D

So now, if hubby has even a speck of glitter on him, I'm like "WHAT is THIS?!

LOL! He doesn't think its as funny as I do. (His job allows parents to brings kids to work pretty regularly and they all seem to gravitate to him.)

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

I have some makeup with has a little bit of glitter in it. If I do glitter myself, I make sure and try and get some on Jeremy. *egrin*

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "I have some makeup with has a little bit of glitter in it. If I do glitter myself, I make sure and try and get some on Jeremy. *egrin*"

:-D

[Mike (the Paladin)]

My son manages an arts and crafts store. he always has glitter on his face, hands or clothes.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Nicki wrote: "I LOVE that idea. There's so many people I want to send that to. >:D

Actually I kind of did that once. When I was a kid, one of my best friends and I used to send each other packages at Christmas...."

I love this!

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "My son manages an arts and crafts store. he always has glitter on his face, hands or clothes."

:-D

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I understand that completely...

[Nyssa]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I understand that completely..."

Yep!

[Nyssa]

MrsJoseph wrote: "

I thought this was so funny!"

I live with children... I live with artistic children... I live with artistic children of which one is a girl...I live with artistic children of which one is a girl who went through a very girly-girl stage...I live with artistic children of which one is a girl who went through a very girly-girl stage, and who has a very accommodating twin brother.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Nyssa wrote: "MrsJoseph wrote: "

I thought this was so funny!"

I live with children... I live with artistic children... I live with artistic children of which one is a girl...I live with artistic children of ..."

lolol! poor brother

[Chris , cookie guilt]

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

[Becky]

LOL

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I've heard that before, I love it.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Haha.

[Jeremy]

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Good grief, it is Maple's doppelganger.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Chris wrote: ""

I'm so there.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: ""

lol

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Jeremy wrote: ""


"Get that out of my face."
"It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
"Get what's in your hand out of my face."

[Jeremy]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote:

"Get that out of my face."
"It's not in your face, it's in my hand."
"Get what's in your hand out of my face.""

"Meat? Or potatoes?"
"My ten minutes are up."

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Cours, petit lapin, cours.

[Becky]

Dark Lord Funk

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

To go along with my earlier cat post:




(Since it's kinda small, Batman just says, "Don't You Dare")

[Becky]

LOL Awesome.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

LOLOL!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

:)

[Brenda ╰☆╮]

:D
Funny....I have a newly adopted, older cat, that does that.

[Jeremy]

Because sometimes one forgets how to goat.

[Jackie]

LMAO! I needed that laugh. Thanks, Jeremy.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

OMG! That is waaaay too funny!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I always feel sorry for those fainting goats. I think they should be allowed to retire to very quiet pastures.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Poor wee goatie...

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I always feel sorry for those fainting goats. I think they should be allowed to retire to very quiet pastures."

lol

[HomeInMyShoes]

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

666 cupcakes

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: ""

LOLOL!

[Jeremy]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "666 cupcakes"

The human soul as currency has actually undergone considerable devaluation in the underworld economy, with most infernal markets actually angling the elusive meerkat and slow loris soul market. So the 666 figure would probably be closer to 616, although a friendly infernal estimator might toss in an additional 13 units for old time's sake.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "666 cupcakes"

Jeremy wrote: "colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "666 cupcakes"

The human soul as currency has actually undergone considerable devaluation in the underworld economy, with most infernal..."



*died*

[HomeInMyShoes]

Jeremy wrote: "colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "666 cupcakes"

The human soul as currency has actually undergone considerable devaluation in the underworld economy, with most infernal..."

My soul devaluation has nothing to do with the economy.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

The entire discussion is pointless if you fail to take into account the wind resistance on the triangle and....is it a right triangle or an isosceles triangle?????

[Jeremy]

It's a rhombus. We are all rhombuses.

[HomeInMyShoes]

African or European?

[Becky]

I really would need to know what make and model the car was in order to even begin to work out that equation.