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[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

[Becky]

Is it weird that I always preferred Beast to the prince whateverhisnameis?

[Mike (the Paladin)]

maybe a little freaky....

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Becky wrote: "Is it weird that I always preferred Beast to the prince whateverhisnameis?"

No. Everyone does.

[Becky]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Becky wrote: "Is it weird that I always preferred Beast to the prince whateverhisnameis?"

No. Everyone does."

OK. I'm good then.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I still say it's freaky.

[Nyssa]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Becky wrote: "Is it weird that I always preferred Beast to the prince whateverhisnameis?"

No. Everyone does."

Yep!

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I still say it's freaky."

Pish. What do boys know? :P

[Mike (the Paladin)]

...boys????.....


thanks.

[Nyssa]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I still say it's freaky."

Pish. What do boys know? :P"

Right?

[Elise]

Becky wrote: "Is it weird that I always preferred Beast to the prince whateverhisnameis?"

I always wondered if he even got a name? She only says Yes it's YOU! Would be weird to keep calling him Beast...

[Eon Windrunner]

Beastiboy?

[Becky]

Isn't it Adam? I think they say it at the beginning when it explains how he was cursed.

[Eon Windrunner]

Yep, spot on. It's Adam.

[Valerie]

He was a sexy beast.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

lol

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

My biggest question is:

Does the library stay???

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

I assume so, else Belle woulda been like, "Eff this shit!"

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "I assume so, else Belle woulda been like, "Eff this shit!""

^

TRUTH

[Elise]

Hope they have a good furniture store close by......

[Becky]

Elise wrote: "Hope they have a good furniture store close by......"

Right? I always wondered that - if their furniture is all staff transmogrified into furniture or accessories or cleaning items, what happened to all of those items that already existed? We're the souls of the people just put into the inanimate objects? If so, where are their lifeless bodies? O_o

[Elise]

Maybe the Beast ate them?

[Becky]

But they come back when the curse breaks!

[Elise]

Yes and the furniture is gone then... Hmm... Perhaps they turned into furniture and they burned the old furniture to keep warm?

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

I think the ones with faces and stuff were transmogrified people, but the ones that just moved were the furniture... just, um, animated by the spell.

Yeah...

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Or, or maybe there have a big attic or something which all the original furniture?

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

I need to stop over thinking it. Cause now I'm all sad that the furniture had souls and lives and now its all gone.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Step away from the LSD. ;)


I understand, though. I'm reading this book where people can make origami creatures and animate them, but then they "die" quickly, and it's making me sad...

And I'm like, "it's just animated paper, FFS!"

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "Step away from the LSD. ;)


I understand, though. I'm reading this book where people can make origami creatures and animate them, but then they "die" quickly, and it's making me sad...

And I'm ..."

lol


I know, right?

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

I'm also the girl who can't get rid of stuffed animals because I feel guilty...

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Personification is a wonderful thing.

[HomeInMyShoes]

Or an insane thing. Such a fine line.

[Elise]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "I'm also the girl who can't get rid of stuffed animals because I feel guilty..."

I totally understand!!

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

colleen the contrarian ± (... never stop fighting) ± wrote: "I'm also the girl who can't get rid of stuffed animals because I feel guilty..."

I still have a mini stuffed pound puppy someone gave me when my little brother was born.

He's now about 27 and has two kids of his own.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Homeinmyshoes wrote: "Or an insane thing. Such a fine line."


Things like 'Toy Story' do NOT help.

[HomeInMyShoes]

^Lol. Cars, Planes. Now it's talking cats and worms with Busytown Mysteries. Having a five-year old does not help. I'm on the line, probably past it a lot of the time even without him.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I remember when I was 6 and my rocking horse was killed...it was awful.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I remember when I was 6 and my rocking horse was killed...it was awful."

I know the feels! I had a laughing doll I carried everywhere. One day I jumped in a (kiddie) pool with her. She went "hahaha! h..a...h...a h..."

:(

Mom had to remove her voice box and re-stuff her (I wasn't getting rid of her!).

Later mom had to buy and apply a wig cause I managed to comb all her hair out.

She's barely still together but I think my mom has her now.

[DoodlePanda]

I had a favorite stuffed toy as well, my parents still have it as far as I know :)
In the end it was more patches and stitches then the original fabric though, lol

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

I had a pillow like that. It was my nap-time pillow, and I had to have it.

I had blankets, too, but they got lost on a trip to Disney one year when I was a kid. I was pretty distraught.

But the pillow because known as Franken-pillow, and my mom even taught me the basics of how to sew 'cause she got tired of stitching it up.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

My horse was heavy and (it turned out) made of some kind of pressed wood compound. The "neighbor boy" broke it's head off. It couldn't be "fixed".

I'd had that horse since before I could remember...

Fate is cruel.

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "My horse was heavy and (it turned out) made of some kind of pressed wood compound. The "neighbor boy" broke it's head off. It couldn't be "fixed".

I'd had that horse since before I could remember...."

O_O

That would have been a fight. WHAT? I hope you popped him in the nose. :(

[HomeInMyShoes]

Or put the horse's head on his pillow while he slept.

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I was 6, he was 8...

One of my first lessons about dealing with people who are bigger than you. Later i was in a lot of fights. Maybe they all date back to my horse.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

Never get between a man and his horse...

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I still remember him...he was really rockin'.

[colleen the convivial curmudgeon, Not a book hipster!]

*rimshot*

[Mike (the Paladin)]

Thank you. I'm here all week,

[MrsJoseph *grouchy*, Bad Girls Deadlift]

Mike (the Paladin) wrote: "I was 6, he was 8...

One of my first lessons about dealing with people who are bigger than you. Later i was in a lot of fights. Maybe they all date back to my horse."

Hey, fighting is part of growing up, lol.

I was in more than my fair share of fights - and if I had it to do all over again...I'd beat more ass. Less talk, more ass beating! Oh, you wanna pick on me reading?? Well, let me show you what reading taught me!!

Finish him!

[Mike (the Paladin)]

I just could never stand billies. Therefore I often got involved where maybe I shouldn't have. or at least where i could have walked away, but just couldn't.