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Dec 12, 2013 01:18PM

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I KNOW ESPECIALLY THE ALWAYS QUOTE I LOVED IT LIKE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO!
SORRY I CALLED YOU SNEVELLUS PROFFESOR SNAPE I HOLD GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU
SORRY I CALLED YOU SNEVELLUS PROFFESOR SNAPE I HOLD GREAT RESPECT FOR YOU
Snape: What do you want?
Me: He's not very enthusiastic.
Me: He's not very enthusiastic.
Snape: Harry Potter.
Me: He doesn't like Harry much.
Me: He doesn't like Harry much.
Snape: Yes.
Me: He's not the type of person to change easily.
Me: He's not the type of person to change easily.
Snape: I must say, killing Dumbledore took a toll on me, even though it was all planned.
Me: How do you plan your death?
Me: How do you plan your death?
Me: O.o Hey, have you heard of the nursery rhyme "Mary Mary Quite Contrary?" Do you know its origins? Did you know that Humpty Dumpty refers to a very drunk person?
Me: Yeah. Mother Goose's nursery rhymes has some terrifying origins! "May Mary Quite Contrary" originates from Queen Bloody Mary, who liked to kill protestants. The maids in a row part referred to guillotines. The garden refers to a cemetery of the protestants she killed. Also, "London Bridge" refers to Anne Boyle's death, when she was beheaded for charges I cannot remember. She was a queen, I remember.
Me: And the flowers? Those are methods of death by torture.

you spoil anything about Humpty Dumpty and tell us some dark origin i, will personally, kill you.do not kill my childhood..

Snape: O.o Oh no.
Me: SNAPE! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A BUT MORE ENTHUSIASTIC? I swear, his voice is always monotonous. He doesn't put any emotion in his voice!
Snape: You leave me be.
Me: SNAPE! WHY CAN'T YOU BE A BUT MORE ENTHUSIASTIC? I swear, his voice is always monotonous. He doesn't put any emotion in his voice!
Snape: You leave me be.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE I'M YELLING! HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH!!!