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Why do sharks live in salt water?If it was pepper water they would always sneeze!!
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Squeaky clean!!!
Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?ANSWER-He had NO BODY to go with!
(get it? No BODY!)
I know not funny
LittleMissJunior(Tia) wrote: "XD that's a knee slapper":]
Finally, a good remark!
My friends always tell me my jokes are horrible. And they are but...
I've heard that joke before... Even though the jokes are lame their funny too
why didn't the skeleton cross the road?because he didn't have the guts!
I knowww, corny.........
Sami wrote: "why didn't the skeleton cross the road?because he didn't have the guts!
I knowww, corny........."
I like that!
This joke is for you people who speak Spanish!What if soy milk is really just milk introducing itself in Spanish?? XD
IF YOU DONT GET IT READ HERE!! (soy means "I am" in Spanish so soy milk is "I am milk") XD
MiMi wrote: "This joke is for you people who speak Spanish!What if soy milk is really just milk introducing itself in Spanish?? XD
IF YOU DONT GET IT READ HERE!! (soy means "I am" in Spanish so soy milk is "..."
Mimi es cómico.
:)
Haha gracias! Mi maestro habla ?? Something like that idk. My teacher told us that. I am in beginners Spanish.
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I'm sure this applies to most of us if not all XD
MiMi wrote: "Haha gracias! Mi maestro habla ?? Something like that idk. My teacher told us that. I am in beginners Spanish."Same! My sister speaks better than me but I'm taking beginners too.
Maestro el hombre o la mujer?
Miss FabCat wrote: "Me gusta leer. I'm sure this applies to most of us if not all XD"
:)
Maestro es el hombre. Tambien él es viejo!!
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Teacher is a man ... something...?
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Mi maestro es.... so it says MY teacher, just saying..
MiMi wrote: "Maestro es el hombre. Tambien él es viejo!!"¡sí, sí!
mi también! Mi maestro es un hombre y es gusta cuarenta.
(sorry, for late reply, had to eat.)
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Yes, yes!
Me too! My teacher is a man and is like forty
yeah well when i say old.... i mean at least 60
MiMi wrote: "yeah well when i say old.... i mean at least 60":O
Miss FabCat wrote: "Hehe, I got this...Yes, yes!
Me too! My teacher is a man and is like forty"
:)
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Miss FabCat wrote: "My old chorus teacher was 64. Not a big deal":O
no big deal?
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But as an age I don't think its weird or old. People age... It happens...
I'm happy he got the most out of his years teaching etc.
~Nobody~♫I'm Still Alive but I'm Barely Breathing♫~ wrote: "Why was the cook so meanBecause he BEATS the eggs and WHIPS the cream.
Haha....not funny....i suck at jokes."
Lol! That's good :P Ha ha.
Miss FabCat wrote: "Well...he couldn't sing...he's retired now...But as an age I don't think its weird or old. People age... It happens...
I'm happy he got the most out of his years teaching etc."
I had a teacher who was 65 last year and I hated him.
He wouldn't stop staring at me.
When your out of the bathroom, your spanish. But what are you when your IN the bathroom?UraPEEin!
Ha! That's pretty good!Here's a longish one:
Sherlock Holmes and Watson went camping. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and go to sleep. Some six hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend awake, "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what does that tell you?" askes Holmes. Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximatly a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment then says, "Watson, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent!"
Chemistry joke time!What do you do with a sick chemist?
Well if you can't Curium and you can't Helium the. You might as well just Barium! XD
Why did the Easter egg hide?Answer-He was a little chicken!
Once again, corny.
LittleMissJunior(Tia) wrote: "MOst jokes are corny XD":)
^^^ Am I missing something? I don't get it.
Ohhhh, I feel so dumb!!!! Thanks for clearing that up!
^^^ Thanks!
I have the corniest joke ever:
Why was six afraid of seven?
Answer: Because seven, eight, nine!!!
I have the corniest joke ever:
Why was six afraid of seven?
Answer: Because seven, eight, nine!!!
Here is a classic and some copies of it.Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side
Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get I the other tide
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide
Why did the dog cross the yard? To get to the other raw hide
Why did the cat cross the house? To be another spy
Please no racial jokes, appearance based jokes etc. They will be deleted.