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Apr 02, 2014 03:07PM
Because you live in Antarctica and hate shoes
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Because your Phone can't bear heavy metal
because I have it toowhy do the farts from my dog stink so badly?
Because he eats meat.Why do I have to eat?
Because your stomach has obese Why is there something but not nothing?
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What makes the world go round?
a jumping ropewhy is the sims so addictive?
because it's secretly injecting a drug into you...why do i have an essay due tomorrow?
because teachers want you to succeeddoctor who?
yes, I'm the DoctorWhy am I still writing that essay in school?
because you're the doctorwhy did my dad change the pc screensaver to a bunch if zombies?
because there is a nose therewhy did my bus driver say hi?
because he's a human dalek.why can't I watch Capt. America Winter Soldier yet?
Because you don't have time :(Why am I ready for the semester to be over?
Because if you weren't, the semester would be over you Why am I so cold right now?
because your not near mewhy is my country so small?
Because if it was big it would drown...(:Why did I forget my science text book?
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Why do I keep listening to "Young, Wild, and Free"?
Because you are living vicariously through that song. Why won't it just be spring?
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Why am I so tired?
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Why can't their be an alien invasion of lumen of a whole ship for Daemon Blacks?
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Why isn't Opposition (Lux#5) out yet?
Because your soul has finally found herself a soulmate and is unwilling to give him upWhere do the words go after you erase them? No, seriously.
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Why are some people so arrogant?
Because they have armsWhy cant roads be made of grass?
because then they wouldn't be called roads.Why am I so bored right now?
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Why won't my iPad turn on?
Because a cat stole its batteries.Why do I hate chicken?
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Why does Pitbull always mention Miami in his songs?
Coz its not as soft as your bedWhy cant i stop fly in the air???
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Why am I STILL not feeling well?
Because you have been eating dragon's poop!Why do I still want to be a vampire and suck your blood?
Because its so tasty and yummyWhy am i not doing my work?
Because you're suffering from Amnesia.Why does the sun come out from the
east?
Because the sun hates the black eyed peace.
Why do you love disney?
Why do you love disney?
