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Redpath, Arrow Vs. Icetalon.
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"Okay so its called Old Fart Football: An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'
The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie score.'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides.
Pretty funny huh?"
He summoned a snakesplosion underground so she wouldn't know about it.
She pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, "Oi...." She took a few steps, putting about five more feet between them.
Icetalon grinned evily and altered the snakesplosions's course about five feet.
She clenched her fists, "That was lame..." She said, refering to his joke.
The snakesplosoin was under the dirt and it came under her feet.
She thought for second, "I have joke, too. Wanna hear it?"
"Sorry I don't have time," And let the snakesplosion explode.
She flew across the stadium, hitting a wall and falling to the ground. She looked at him, feeling dizzy and blinking the spots from her vision.
Icetalon let it rain down eagleatrias. He let snakesplosions under the ground.
She rolled to her left and went intp the wall. the wall.
Icetalon made the snakesplosions explode making the wall shatter to bits.
She pulled herself together and staggered to her feet, panting.
Icetalon let all the eagleatria's hit her. They took turns so there was always an eagleatria hitting her.
She turned to rock, but not before she got deep gashes on her arms.
Icetalon was on a roll. Snakesplosions went under the ground.
Arrow counter-attacked the eagleatria, then muttered something. I t was mostly to herself.
Icetalon made the snakes go boom. They tried to blow the rock to dust and did a pretty good job
Since she was stone, it didn't affect her as much this time. But she still hit the ground, where she stayed for a second.
((It's actually pretty funny))