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In truth, it's academic. I don't answer my phone unless my wife's out (in which case I make sure it's not her before I don't answer it).
I never do that either!
When telemarketers call and ask for 'the lady of the house', I grandly say, "This is she...", prepararory to flicking them off....they feel less rejected that way, and probably just think I am a snobby old broad!
When telemarketers call and ask for 'the lady of the house', I grandly say, "This is she...", prepararory to flicking them off....they feel less rejected that way, and probably just think I am a snobby old broad!
I just slam down the receiver. Quickest way to get them out of my life. Who cares what they think?
Curmudgeon II
Curmudgeon II

I have another question.
Which of the following is correct:
This course introduces teachers to a new teaching methodology.
or
This course introduces a new teaching methodology to teachers.
Thanks!
I like sentence #2 better because it keeps "introduces" closer to "teaching methodology." I have no grammatical reason, though. Truth be told, I would be capable of uttering BOTH of those sentences. (I just play "the vernacular" card when anyone calls me on my grammar.)



"Methodology" is unnecessarily verbose, and seems to mean something like "the theory of methods." And of course, you're not going to present a new teaching method to bakers or electricians.
A grammatical quandary is a signal to take a new approach.
Forgive me for pontificating.

Thanks too, David. I can't tell you how many times this rule of thumb has saved me.
"Devil in a red dress, red dress, red dress, devil in a red dress, red dress, red dress... devil with a red dress on!" It was almost the lyrics to a song.
Also, red dress brings to mind "redress" and its dual meanings.
Also, red dress brings to mind "redress" and its dual meanings.

Can whatsoever be substituted for whatever? I see signs like "post no material whatever" which just sound wrong to me but I'm seeing it more and more. Is this grammatically correct? I've been trying to think of another example but the only ones I can think of just have to be wrong like, "I will no tolerate bigotry whatever." No, no, no!

And I'd eliminate the entire problem by saying "POST NO MATERIAL."
Now I have a question. I work with a couple of poets by email. We critique each other's poems. One poem this month as this phrase
I love how we have sat in a teepee.
Now that have sat just looks/sounds wrong to me. But seat-of-the-pants grammarian that I am, I can't say why it's wrong. Help!
Now I have a question. I work with a couple of poets by email. We critique each other's poems. One poem this month as this phrase
I love how we have sat in a teepee.
Now that have sat just looks/sounds wrong to me. But seat-of-the-pants grammarian that I am, I can't say why it's wrong. Help!

"Have sat" is correct. It looks unusual because we normally contract it and say, "We've sat ..." in ordinary speech. It reminds me of "swum" being the perfect of "swim": I swim, I swam, I have swum. Odd, but correct.
Noooooo!!!! It does sound wrong! "I love how we sat in the teepee".....sounds better.
I think whatsoever sounds right, and "whatever" has a different meaning these days as in a dismissive exclamation....ie....(Parent)...."Could you please put a jacket on? It's cold outside." (Child)..."Whatever!"
I think whatsoever sounds right, and "whatever" has a different meaning these days as in a dismissive exclamation....ie....(Parent)...."Could you please put a jacket on? It's cold outside." (Child)..."Whatever!"

If it were prose, I would agree with you, Debbie -- to be sure, I feel more competent criticizing prose than poetry. So the poets here will have to look at the poem as a whole and judge the artistic merit by their own criteria.

Post Anything Here and You're Dead Meat
Stick Paper Up Here, and My Dog Spot Will Bite Off Your Sorry Head
Advertisers Will Be Shot
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels Devour the Poster
Go Do Your Posting In the Fifth Circle of Hell
Be Creative

Tyler, I agree that it doesn't add direct meaning but I think it adds emphasis. I concur that short and sweet is usually better but we have a rich, beautiful language for a reason: to use it. The important thing is to know when to be concise and when to wax poetic.

My colleague wants to invite a married couple to an event and wants to know if she should write "Mrs and Mr X" or "Mr and Mrs X" on the envelope. I told her to use the first, but now I'm not too sure. Is there a rule about this? What do you think?
Thanks!


Do you "request for a particular book" or "request a particular book"?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Thank you!
Nita

"Go," as Kurt Vonnegut says, "figure."
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No. I just turn the tables by asking, "and who is calling?"