Chocolate Covered Bacon On a Stick

[Félix]

Corndog, evie. Corndog.

[Susan]

evie wrote: "I wouldn't eat any of them. That sausage thingo should be kept behind closed doors."

This was spectacular.

[Phil]

"Hey, did you guys see the picture of Michele Bachmann sucking on that sausage thingo?"

Yes, that name works.

[Susan]

I saw fireworks when I read it.

[evie]

::ignites a smoke bomb and runs away::

[Susan]

::coughs::

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The pork lollipop.

[Susan]

Almost comparable to that of the meat sticks you can find at a Renaissance Festival.

[evie]

Pork pop.

[Susan]

Brilliant.