Writing Contest #19

[Jud]

Hello! Just reminding everyone that I haven't forgotten about the writing contests (ok maybe I did a little) I thought next Wednesday would be a good date to start the next one as it keeps it neatly as 1 contest per month.

I can't even remember who won the last one but I need you to pm me a theme for this one, there's still a £5 amazon voucher for the winner!

[Marc]

think it was BJ

[Jud]

I thought so too

[Jud]

I'm a day late but here goes;

We've got a racy theme this month so no minors!

200 words on 'Is reading better than sex?'

£5 amazon voucher to the winner!

Please PM your entry to me and I'll post them all together in 2 weeks time, so the deadline is 14th November :o)

[Rosemary (grooving with the Picts)]

Bump

This could be a tricky one actually!

[Marc]

Entered

[Kath]

Sex... with whom? ;)

[Marc]

Ignite wrote: "Sex... with whom? ;)"

how can one tell if your face is pressed into a book?

[Jud]

I have 1 entry already

[Simon (Highwayman)]

Thanks Jud. I should be able to do the last blog competition before your start. Great theme!

[Gingerlily - The Full Wild]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "I have 1 entry already"

Be careful how you word that, considering the topic...

[Marc]

Gingerlily - Expendable Redshirt wrote: "Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "I have 1 entry already"

Be careful how you word that, considering the topic..."

and let's hope there are no withdrawls

[Jud]

Oh dear...

[Marc]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Oh dear..."

Could have been worse Jud!

[Jud]

I'm sure it could. Please don't ruin me, I don't have a drity mind, at least not half as dirty as some of you lot!

[Marc]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "I'm sure it could. Please don't ruin me, I don't have a drity mind, at least not half as dirty as some of you lot!"

you may just be opening yourself to a whole world of difficulty given this particular writing contest :-0

[Jud]

I don't have to read the entries

[Jonathan]

Interesting topic...

[Kath]

Oh, I'm going to write this today. My husband always reckons he never knows what I'm going to say next. I wonder if he can guess what I'm going to write? :)

[Kath]

Submitted. Oh, that sounds like a saucy comment!

[Jud]

Only 2 entries so far!

[Marc]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Only 2 entries so far!"

um... er.... oooo er missus....

[Kath]

I wonder who'll come first? Oh my! *sharp intake of breath*

[Jud]

I want more!

...um... yea... more entries...

[Marc]

Multiples?

[Jud]

Multiple entries?

¡Oh, Dios!

I'm a good girl really

[Marc]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Multiple entries?

¡Oh, Dios!

I'm a good girl really"

I set them up, you knock them into the back of the net Jud :-)

[David]

I'm working on my entry, but not wanting to rush it, I'm going for a tantric approach and avoiding touching the keyboard until the very last moment.

[David]

Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "200 words on 'Is reading better than sex?'"

Its difficult to tell, I've only been to Reading once, and I think it was shut.

[Jud]

Marc wrote: "Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "Multiple entries?

¡Oh, Dios!

I'm a good girl really"

I set them up, you knock them into the back of the net Jud :-)"

We're a good team

[Jonathan]

David wrote: "Jud (Disney Diva) wrote: "200 words on 'Is reading better than sex?'"

Its difficult to tell, I've only been to Reading once, and I think it was shut."

I had two entries planned and had to write one to enter this contest. Luckily, I chose against the one that made a joke of whether the place, Reading, is better than sex. If I had chosen that one to submit, you would have been in trouble, David!! ;)

[Victoria]

This thread is hilarious, I can't wait to read these :~)

[David]

Jonathan wrote: "I had two entries planned and had to write one to enter this contest. Luckily, I chose against the one that made a joke of whether the place, Reading, is better than sex. If I had chosen that one to submit, you would have been in trouble, David!! ;) "

I haven't been to Reading much, but I've spent most of my life in trouble.

[Nicola]

I know someone with the surname Reading. I won't tell him about this, he might lower the tone ;)

[Kath]

HE might? :-)

[David]

Victoria wrote: "This thread is hilarious, I can't wait to read these :~)"

Never mind reading; you should be entering.

[Victoria]

lol I am thinking about it David but drawing a bit of a blank :~/

[Marc]

Victoria wrote: "lol I am thinking about it David but drawing a bit of a blank :~/"

shall I be the first to pun off that...?

[David]

It's too easy, Marc.

[Marc]

David wrote: "It's too easy, Marc."

isn't it just? :-)

[Kath]

Many contestants? Or has BJ stumped us?

[Victoria]

omigoshwas this topic put forward by someone called BJ? This just keeps getting better :~D

[Jonathan]

I submitted my entry earlier this week. Somehow I suspect we'll get quite a few voters for this one!

[Kath]

It's hard to ask a question about this one without everyone subsiding into school-boy sniggers!

[David]

I've... erm, been playing with my entry for a while. It's now suitable for public viewing, and has been submitted.

[Marc]

Victoria wrote: "omigoshwas this topic put forward by someone called BJ? This just keeps getting better :~D"

Yep, it was only a sense of propriety that made me forgo making that observation explicit :-)

[B J]

Jonathan wrote: "I submitted my entry earlier this week. Somehow I suspect we'll get quite a few voters for this one!"

That was my hope, Jonathan - but they'll need lots of entries to read. With a bit of luck the initially slow movement will build to a climax by Wednesday.

[David]

:D

[Kath]

And they'll all come together? ;)

[B J]

This is feeling like being in a 'Carry on Writing' film.