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Me: ....I don't know it's a little cute...

Zeus: *hugs hera*
You look beautiful tonight.

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*blush* Oh, stop it.
M: I'm going to go burn my eyes out with acid.

[Audie Murphy]

Me: Omg ew ew ew ew

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M: You said it, sister. Er, cousin? Milady?

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Zeus: I'm sorry I can't help it. *leans in*

[(trisscar)]

Me: Where is this going?

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Me: O________O

[(trisscar)]

Me: *insert dirty comment*

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Cover your eyes, children.
H: *tips head* *closes eyes*

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Zeus: *kisses Hera*

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H:*kisses back*
M:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY EYES!! THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me: I chose a bad time to visit Mount Olympus *covers eyes*

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Me: awwwww


Zeus: *heart melts*
I love you Hera...

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H:I love you too, Zeusy.
M: GROSS! Loretta, how come Hera gets a kiss and I can't even get Octavian to give me a stupid flower?!

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Zeus: *blushes*

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Marie(hera) KEEPER OF EVERYTHING wrote: "H:I love you too, Zeusy.
M: GROSS! Loretta, how come Hera gets a kiss and I can't even get Octavian to give me a stupid flower?!"

Me: *shrugs* I think Zeus is kissing Hera cuz he wants something outta her...as for Octavian & you...the boy's got some girl issues...forgot girl issues, he's got EVERYTHING issues.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Things have changed while I was away
Eros: Obviously -_-
Me: Why so serious?
Eros: -__-

[[deleted user]]

Did you ship Zeusidy?
*sighs* I did...

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Zeusidy...
Eros: Say no
Me: Um...
Eros: Please say no.
Me: Er....
Eros: PLEASE!
Me: Yes
Eros: Curse you -_-

[(trisscar)]

Me: So. Zues and Hera can kiss but I can't stare at Dylan O'Brien and Sidharth without getting a restraining order? yeah okay.

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Me: ._. *blinks*

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『๖ۣۜTʀɪssᴄᴀʀ 』نوجوان پرندوں wrote: "Me: So. Zues and Hera can kiss but I can't stare at Dylan O'Brien and Sidharth without getting a restraining order? yeah okay."

I know right?! People these days!

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Loretta ~This One's A Fighter~ wrote: "Marie(hera) KEEPER OF EVERYTHING wrote: "H:I love you too, Zeusy.
M: GROSS! Loretta, how come Hera gets a kiss and I can't even get Octavian to give me a stupid flower?!"

Me: *shrugs* I think Zeus..."
*sigh* Yeah, isn't he great?

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (Clarisse)]

『๖ۣۜTʀɪssᴄᴀʀ 』نوجوان پرندوں wrote: "Me: So. Zues and Hera can kiss but I can't stare at Dylan O'Brien and Sidharth without getting a restraining order? yeah okay."

i know who dylan is... who is sidharth? is he on teen wolf too? man i need to catch up with that show

[(trisscar)]

Sidharth is a Bollywood actor. And I'd say more but they are dirty comments so.

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: Um, okay. I ship Zeus and Hera, but this is getting kind of...
Percy: Weird?
Me: A bit, yeah.

[Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (Clarisse)]

『๖ۣۜTʀɪssᴄᴀʀ 』نوجوان پرندوں wrote: "Sidharth is a Bollywood actor. And I'd say more but they are dirty comments so."

oh that one. yeah. (view spoiler)[ sorry to break it to ya, but parineeti might not like that (hide spoiler)]

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Zeus: ....

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Marie(hera) KEEPER OF EVERYTHING wrote: "Loretta ~This One's A Fighter~ wrote: "Marie(hera) KEEPER OF EVERYTHING wrote: "H:I love you too, Zeusy.
M: GROSS! Loretta, how come Hera gets a kiss and I can't even get Octavian to give me a stup..."

Me: He's a special boy...
Reyna: Bless his heart
Me: You do know that means "He's so stupid", right?
Reyna: EXACTLY why I said it.

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Yeah...but you just gotta love him.

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Zeus: *crying*

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H: what's wrong, dearest?

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Zeus: Oh...nothing *wipes tears*

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M:Hera is nice..Zeus is crying...WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!
Are Hades and Poseidon going to start singing Kumbaya now?!

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

.............................................................Simple solution, people. Walking away. Didn't you kids get lessons on that? *walks away*

Piper: Don't leave me behind!

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Me: Zeus, on a scale of 1-10, if someone says they're better than you, how much do you want to incinerate them?

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zeus: Out of 1-10? 11

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me: I'm the only one allowed to quote doctor who, Zeus.

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Me: Zeus, you watch Doctor Who?!?!?! Allie, you are a great influence on him! *claps*
Reyna: That show is weird, you waste your time watching it. It's stu-
Me: *gags Reyna with Zeus's dirty socks*

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Aww thanks
O.O oh my..

[[deleted user]]

Me: You were saying, Reyna?
Reyna: Tise stoks air piscustin! Yau deyman!
Me: That's what you get for insulting my fandom *flips hair*
Reyna: Yau're nob nicke ate al.

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O.O yikes...

Zeus:*blinks*

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Me: I'd be more worried about your socks, Zeus.

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Zeus: D: MY SOCKS zee are ruiened.

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Me: O.o

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Me: xD Then maybe you should quit getting Hera to do your laundry. She leaves them out for all the mortals to play with.

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Zeus: HERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*thunder*

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H: Yes, dearest?

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zeus: don't leave my socks out for the mortals!!!!!!!!!!

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I did no such thing! They were drying!