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Jan 05, 2015 03:03PM
Zeus: buhbye -______-
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Me: ...Piper, do something about this, quick.Piper: What? Why me?
Me: I don't want to get my nails ruined, duh.
Piper: Really? That's your excuse? We have nothing to do with this problem, and you're telling me to nose into their business?
Me: This is what you get for signing up to be my friend, Piper.
Piper: Wait, we're friends? I thought you--
Me: SHUSH.
⋐aleх: eleмenт oғ eqυιlιвrιυм⋑ wrote: "Me: *grabs Zeus hair**drags to his throne*
YOU LOVE HERA! HERA! YOU TOO ARE FUDGING SIBLINGS! YOU WILL BE A LOYAL HUSBAND, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"
*raspberry*
M: Shut up. You love him!
YOU LOVE HERA! HERA! YOU TOO ARE FUDGING SIBLINGS! YOU WILL BE A LOYAL HUSBAND, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!"
*raspberry*
M: Shut up. You love him!
Zeus: No she doesn't that's why I had to leave.
What are you talking about? I dumped YOU!
Zeus: Uh no! don't you remember I sent you a divorce letter. *shakes head*
Zeus: DID TO! Check your hermes mail or whatever it's called....
*sigh* Who cares?
H: Look, Zeus. I don't understand why you even care anyway.
H: Look, Zeus. I don't understand why you even care anyway.
H: Well of course I care! I....
M: *leans over* You what? Say it, Hera. You know you want to....
M: *leans over* You what? Say it, Hera. You know you want to....
I....I...I..
M: SAY IT!!
H: FINE!! I STILL LOVE YOU, OKAY?!ARE YOU SATISFIED?!
M: SAY IT!!
H: FINE!! I STILL LOVE YOU, OKAY?!ARE YOU SATISFIED?!
Zeus:...uh.
Me: Cassidy's gone Zeus.
Zeus: >.<
Me: go on
Zeus:.....I. Love......you ......as well.
Me: Cassidy's gone Zeus.
Zeus: >.<
Me: go on
Zeus:.....I. Love......you ......as well.
*hopeful* You do? Oh, Zeusy!
M:*sniffs* this is so..beautiful. *wipes tear*
M:*sniffs* this is so..beautiful. *wipes tear*
Me: ....yeah. Sorry heras not my favorite god. :/
Zeus: ...yes. *gets up*
Zeus: ...yes. *gets up*
M: How sweet. *pushes Hera out of house with suitcase* Okay then, bye! *slams door*
Marie(hera) wrote: "What are you talking about? I dumped YOU!"no way dude. she totally dumped you. tough luck, man *pats Zeus's back* Its alright. You definitely deserve it for cheating on her with every female entity you set your eyes upon. Sorry to break it to ya, but some people or gods just dont like that; its not good behavior.
Marie(hera) wrote: "I....I...I..M: SAY IT!!
H: FINE!! I STILL LOVE YOU, OKAY?!ARE YOU SATISFIED?!"
Me: LADY HERA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Get ur act together. We "hate" Zeus remember???
Me: *nods in approval* Thank you for your honesty, Hera.YOU, ZEUS?
Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (Clarisse) wrote: "Marie(hera) wrote: "I....I...I..
M: SAY IT!!
H: FINE!! I STILL LOVE YOU, OKAY?!ARE YOU SATISFIED?!"
Me: LADY HERA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Get ur act together. We "hate" Zeus remember???"
That was before, Sasha. this is now.
M: Yeah *opens tube of chocolate ice cream* Now I can eat this in peace.
M: SAY IT!!
H: FINE!! I STILL LOVE YOU, OKAY?!ARE YOU SATISFIED?!"
Me: LADY HERA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Get ur act together. We "hate" Zeus remember???"
That was before, Sasha. this is now.
M: Yeah *opens tube of chocolate ice cream* Now I can eat this in peace.
Me: The truth has come out.
Me: Is this an okay time to mention that I ship Zeus and Hera? XP
Me: ...Eros: -.-
♆Some-person♆ wrote: "Me: Is this an okay time to mention that I ship Zeus and Hera? XP"
No.
H: YES! Thank you, Someperson. I always liked you.
No.
H: YES! Thank you, Someperson. I always liked you.
Me: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LEFT MY SISTER FOR HERA JUST LIKE THAT, ZEUS. WOW.Piper: I wouldn't..
Me: YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL CASSIDY. AT LEAST YOU COULD HAVE TOLD HER BEFOREHAND. YOU KNOW, I SHOULDN'T HAVE AGREED TO LET YOU TWO DATE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Me: @Hera. Really? I, um, like you too... Sort of. :)
Me: Dude, I didn't mean it in that way. She's all yours. :P
A: Whelp, in light of this happy reunion I'm going hunting. Have Apollo find me when there is no chance that I will be fried by her majesty.
Oh, don't worry, Arty. I forgive you. *beams*
M:.........I'm scared. WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU?!
H:*sigh* I'm in LOVE!
M:.........I'm scared. WHAT"S WRONG WITH YOU?!
H:*sigh* I'm in LOVE!
ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "xD
Zeus: *watching you*"
OH Zeusy, so protective!
M: Um, barf.
Zeus: *watching you*"
OH Zeusy, so protective!
M: Um, barf.
Me: O.O have never seen this side of Hera...
Me: blehA: *speechless*
Me: Good job Hera, this is a first
Zeus: *puffs out chest proudly* Yup I'll protect you. *winks at Hera*
Me: Yup. I totally ship you two. Percy: Seriously?
Me: Well, apart from the fact that Zeus is always cheating on her. But I still ship them. What about you, Perce?Percy: I'm not really going to go into the whole godly relationships thing unless I want to get killed.
Me: Oh-kay, then.
Me: As Aphrodite might say--Piper: Oh please don't start.
ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Zeus: *puffs out chest proudly* Yup I'll protect you. *winks at Hera*"
*swoon* My hero.
M: This ain't normal ya'll.
*swoon* My hero.
M: This ain't normal ya'll.
Zeus: *pulls Hera into arms*
M: Oh, barf. Barf, barf. Barfbarfbarfbarfbarfbarf. BARF!!!
