Ask Demigods discussion
Gods of Olympus
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Ask Zeus *THUNDER*
Me: Um okay than. I'm gonna go...
A: don't worry, he was never one for father/kid talks
Zeus: YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE
OH FORGET IT JUST GO
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*zaps a random person walking* grrr
OH FORGET IT JUST GO
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*zaps a random person walking* grrr
Me: Its cool Allie. But I really gotta go do homework.
A: So.... Since hera is no longer your wife can we kick her off the council and replace her with Hestia?
「 Tяιѕѕcαя 」 ᶠˡʸᶤᶰᵍ ᵃʷᵃʸ wrote: "Me: Well I'm 1/3 Poseidon, 1/3 Hades, 1/3 Ares and a small part of you. You gods really wanted to f*ck...Excuse my perverted mind please."
well I guess your old enough to know.
Don't swear here please some of the people here are like 12 kindly don't break the rules. doesn't matter if it's crossed out or has a useless little star in the middle. no swearing
Okay. Sorry for any disturbance. >.>
It is.
ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Zeus: *laughs again*
That temper will keep you from getting crushed
*yells* SO EX'S CAN'T HURT YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU HERA!! *shakes fist*"
Aw, miss me, Zeusypoo?
M:Gross. Godly flirting.
That temper will keep you from getting crushed
*yells* SO EX'S CAN'T HURT YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU HERA!! *shakes fist*"
Aw, miss me, Zeusypoo?
M:Gross. Godly flirting.
Audra is awesome*I love Fandoms* (Artemis) wrote: "A: So.... Since hera is no longer your wife can we kick her off the council and replace her with Hestia?"
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marie(hera) wrote: "ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Zeus: *laughs again*
That temper will keep you from getting crushed
*yells* SO EX'S CAN'T HURT YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU HERA!! *shakes fist*"
Aw, m..."
Zeus:NO!
That temper will keep you from getting crushed
*yells* SO EX'S CAN'T HURT YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU HERA!! *shakes fist*"
Aw, m..."
Zeus:NO!
Audra is awesome*I love Fandoms* (Artemis) wrote: "She's more useful than you!"
Oh, and so are you?
M:*opens mouth*
H:Don't.Speak.
Oh, and so are you?
M:*opens mouth*
H:Don't.Speak.
Yes, very much. I don't just sit on my throne all day and mope
Me: Well, actually, Hera is kind of useful since she's the one who chose the Seven and sort of made the whole plan.Percy: And you're saying that's a good thing?
Me: Well, you did save the world.
Percy: We also got our memories taken and nearly died.
Me: Aw come on, that happens all the time to demigods...
Percy: ... Good point.
And besides, only you, Piper, Leo and Jason got your memories messed up with. Everyone else was fine.
Audra is awesome*I love Fandoms* (Artemis) wrote: "Yes, very much. I don't just sit on my throne all day and mope"
I do NOT mope!
M: Yeah. She SULKS!
H:*death glare*
M:You can't kill me, I feed you ice cream.
H: -_- I hate children.
I do NOT mope!
M: Yeah. She SULKS!
H:*death glare*
M:You can't kill me, I feed you ice cream.
H: -_- I hate children.
Me: I LOVE ICE CREAM!
I don't try to kill expectant mothers, I protect them
Me: *barges in wearing pink suit*ALRIGHT, ZEUS! HAND OVER THE GOODS OR FACE JUSTICE!
Zeus: *throws a table*
STOP YELLING!! WHAT THE HADES DO YOU WANT?
STOP YELLING!! WHAT THE HADES DO YOU WANT?
Me: *holds up shield*EROS HAS ORDERED ME TO PROVIDE YOU AND HERA DIVINE MARRIAGE COUNSELING!
Me: IT MUST BE DONE
A:THAT PEACE WAS DESTROYED FOR A REASON
Me: I'M THE LORD OF PEACE! IT'S MY SWORN DUTY TO MAINTAIN ORDER!
Oh thank goodness. Please, fix them, Alex.
Me: ...shouldn't you be influencing me better?Thalia: He doesn't really do that.
Zeus: Yes, don't marry someone you can't stand. There consider your lesson for today done.
Me: But...I thought that you two could stand each other.
Zeus: No. I am in love with a mortal named Cassidy but *sniffles* she has....disappeared.
Me: Can't you like. See everyone? And theres a billion Cassidy's in this world. And also Hermes is gonna be with her kay?
Zeus: Yes I can but....I can't find her something's wrong...
*sighs*
*sighs*
Me: ...*whispers to Thalia* Maybe shes running away from him?Thalia: *whispers back* Probably.
Me: *grabs Zeus hair**drags to his throne*YOU LOVE HERA! HERA! YOU TOO ARE FUDGING SIBLINGS! YOU WILL BE A LOYAL HUSBAND, OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
Zeus: *scowls at Triss* I'm not deaf.
*wideyed* Alex! Hands off, child!! *smacks*
I. DO. NOT. LOVE. HERA. *THUNDERSSSSSS*
*wideyed* Alex! Hands off, child!! *smacks*
I. DO. NOT. LOVE. HERA. *THUNDERSSSSSS*
Me: heh...heyy...dad *attempts to act casual* *mouths to Thalia* Cassidy sooo left himThalia: *nods*
Zeus: *rolls eyes* You're grounded. *cloud poofs Triss and Thalia back to earth*
A:I don't think that marrying her was the cause of this, as much as I dislike Hera.
ἀℓℓἱℯ (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Zeus: *scowls at Triss* I'm not deaf.*wideyed* Alex! Hands off, child!! *smacks*
I. DO. NOT. LOVE. HERA. *THUNDERSSSSSS*"
Me: *small gasp*
YOU LOVE HERA, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT YOU, YOU DIRTY, LYING, CHEATING *expletive*!!!
ZEUS: NO I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: BUt Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd *falls*
That temper will keep you from getting crushed
*yells* SO EX'S CAN'T HURT YOU
YEAH I'M TALKING TO YOU HERA!! *shakes fist*