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Apr 23, 2014 06:19AM
Zeus: killll heeerrrrrrr
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Sorry for this INTERRUPTION, but you GOTTA TRY THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
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MIND BLOWN!!
DO IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

IKR!
Zeus: Neha? Are you my child?!

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Me: O.O THIS. IS. EPIC. NESS.

and bossy
and mean
and selfish
and .......
n:enuf ands"
He can zap the life out of you!"
Me: Lol,true that!

Me: YES FATHER! Well, no not really. Jupiter is. I even forgive him for zapping me before. Really, no hard feelings, Dad!
A: Um..are you sure mortal?
Me: MORTAL?!?! Lady, I'm a 'Demi-mortal'. These days I'm getting all these signs of me being a daughter of Jupiter. OMG I'M SO GLAD THALIA IS MY SISTER, AND JASON'S MY BROTHER WOOHOOO!!
A:....You said Annabeth your 'sister' before.
Me: Oh THAT was a bit misunderstanding. Really, I'm not as clever as her :P. She's Way too smarter than me, or anybody really. Wait, why am I babbling so much. JUPITER YOU'RE MY FATHER!!!
A: YOU CAN'T BE ROMAN!
Me: I AM!!!
Min: Hmm??? Okay then..
Me: YES!
A: NO!
Me: WHY NOT??
Min: Yes, why not?
A: BECAUSE NO!
Me: YES YES YES YES YES
Min: Whatever she said. And I don't mean Athena
A: STOP THAT!
Me: I WON'T!!!
Min: DON'T STOP!!!!!
*continues for 25 minutes*
Me:
A:
Min:
Me: So...yeahh...
J: THAT'S GREAT. I really couldn't care less.
Me: sorry Jupiter is meaner...
J: SHUT UP!
J: SHUT UP!
Me: sooooooooooooo
Zeus: Any more questi-*headache*
Jupiter: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Zeus: Any more questi-*headache*
Jupiter: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Me: I know!
Jupiter: SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH YOU DISGUSTING BABY! YOURE SO FREAKING WHINY! GO VISIT DIONYSUS OR SOMETHING.
Jupiter: SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH YOU DISGUSTING BABY! YOURE SO FREAKING WHINY! GO VISIT DIONYSUS OR SOMETHING.

Cupid: Excellent work, grandfather.
Eros: How did you-
Cupid: Be quiet
Eros: ._.
Jupiter: I DON'T NEED A FAT BABY IN DIAPERS, SHOO!

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COOLEO! If you replace it with someone else's name, it'll most likely have the same result.

*sputter* EXCUSE YOU? DO I NEED TO TEACH YOU LESSONS ON PROPER ETIQUETTE!? BEING JUPITER DOES NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE RUDE TO OTHERS.
Piper: I'd keep my mouth shut if I were you.
Me: THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
Jupiter: -_- Are you prepared to die?

Jupiter: Hurry up. *waits impatiently*