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[Victoria]

Me: She turned me into an Antelope -___-

[[deleted user]]

Zeus: HUGS? :/
me: Grrr be nice to Alex!
Zeus: -_-

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: How's it going Zeus? And Allie? ;)

[[deleted user]]

Zeus: Eh could be better?
Me:*pushes Zeus out of the way* Heyy Alex. I'm great. How about you? *twirls hair around finger*

[Audie Murphy]

Me:well hello to y'all too.

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Hi all! I'm awesome.

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Me: It's okay, Artemis, I'll always be on your side.

Piper: Then why aren't you a hunter yet?

Me: ARE YOU SUGGESTING--!?!?!?

[[deleted user]]

Me: *sighs while looking at Alex* ;)
Zeus: Eww...

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Hey, ladies, stop the hostilities. Just chillax :p

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: And I brought blue cookies, so :3

[[deleted user]]

Me: Cookies! Now! I mean, please! :)

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Me: No purple cookies? I'm out. *teleports to Starbucks*

Piper: She forgot me. Again. *sigh*

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me... Who needs purple? *Gives blue cookies*

[Victoria]

Me: ....
Red cookies? I like red cookies...

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: *gives red cookies*

[[deleted user]]

Me: Mm thank you.

[Victoria]

Me: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Red cookies...

[Neha]

Athena: Red cookies? Looks like a conspiracy of Uncle Hades...

[Neha]

A: *read comments* Or Eros. Of course.

[Victoria]

Me: Oh, hello Athena.
If you're so smart, and... Wise... Can I ask you a math/science problem?

[Neha]

A: Do I look like a tuition teacher??
Me: Come on Athena it's been a long while-
A: Okay Okay. Well, ask then.

[Victoria]

Me: What is the mass of the sun multiplied by 173,994,833,752?

[Neha]

A: HEY I've been asked that before! I don't answer twice!
Me: Wait, did you see the grey title?
A: Hmm? *checks* AAAAPPPPPPPOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Victoria]

Me: Ah, cmon Athena, help a girl out :(

[Neha]

A: *sigh* 3.46 X 10 raised to the power 41

[Victoria]

Me: Are you SURE?

[Neha]

A: *poker face* Find out yourself.

[Victoria]

Me: ...No
Anyway, if you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

[Neha]

A: Snakes. Snakes are good. But I'd more prefer to be an owl if you're asking for a bird.

[Victoria]

Me: Owls are boring, kinda like you.
If be a cheetah

[Neha]

A: Oh I think you'd just Love to be an owl right now don't you?
Me: ooh I like Cheetah! Dang, so fast!!

[Victoria]

Me: I mean it wouldn't be bad, I guess its be pretty awesome to be one. I mean a cheetah, not an owl.

[Neha]

A: *stink eye*

[Victoria]

Me: *hugs Athena*
Aw, you know you love me! ;)

[Neha]

A: Gah! Get away from me!

Me: *snicker*

[Victoria]

Me: *hugs Athena tighter* NOT UNLESS YOU SAY THE MAGIC WORDS!

[Neha]

A: OH I'LL SAY THE MAGIC WORDS! Strix *convert Victoria into an owl*

[[deleted user]]

Hades: *coughs*

[Victoria]

Owl Me: MUAHJAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJ FOOLISH GODDESS! *attacks Athena with my talons*

[Neha]

A: *controls owl like a remote control and send it towards Hades*

[Victoria]

Owl Me: Hades! Whats up? *sits on Hades' head*

[[deleted user]]

Hades: Why is she on my head- *ducks*

[Neha]

A: *smile* Why hello Uncle Hades!

[Victoria]

Owl Me: Hades, your son Nico made me cry.
Oh, can you change me back i to a human? *still sitting on Hades' head*

[Neha]

A: *cheer* Poop Strix Poop!

[[deleted user]]

Hades: He's like that sometimes...
Hello Atena. *nods approvingly*

[Victoria]

Me: Yeah, I just finished the House of Hades and... *hugs Hades* WHYYYYYYYYY! *sobbing*

[Neha]

Me: o.O

[[deleted user]]

Hades: Wat.
Me: I KNOW RIGHT?! *hugs Victoria*

[Victoria]

Me: *hugs Nico ( Hades ) because Hades is being a butt and wont hug me back* I WAS CRYING AT THE DOCTORS AND PEOPLE WERE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY!!!!