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[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: I'm love. I'm always shared.

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Me: *makes gagging noise* No thanks, I uh...can't. But thanks for offering, Allie. (:

[Cassidy]

Alex {Son of Apollo} wrote: "Eros: I'm love. I'm always shared."

Me: This is a beautiful quote. xD

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Eros: o.O
Me: Ha. Ha. Ha.

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Me: *sigh* Alright....

Zeus: ILL TAKE YOU JENNY!!!

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Me: .....................................Actually, I was kind of hoping that someone like, uh, Persephone would take me in...

Piper: You did not just diss--

Me: I MEAN, YEAH SURE! OF COURSE!

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Zeus: -_- ....I no longer want you. Leave!

Me: No Zeus! Bad! That's mean!!!

Zeus: She wanted a dainty flower goddess!!! That's nothing compared to this!!!! *zaps FAD*

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Um... I'd prefer flowers over lightning, thanks •~•... ^_^

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Me: "Dainty flower goddess"? *snicker*

Piper: *gasp* Zeus! How could you hurt FAD!? *strokes FAD protectively*

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Zeus: -.- *zaps alex violently*

Yes dainty flower goddess!

Would you like me to electrocute you, Piper? ;)

[Cassidy]

Me: ...Am I allowed to ask who FAD is?? ^.^

[[deleted user]]

Me: Hes a cat Zeus zapped a while back. FAD stands for fried and dead.

[Cassidy]

Me: oh, thats... striking :P

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Alex {Son of Apollo} wrote: "Me: Um... I'd prefer flowers over lightning, thanks •~•... ^_^"

Me: Wow, I'd actually prefer the power to zap people than making flowers grow...XD I admire Jason greatly. *snicker* Who am I kidding.

Piper: What, hey!

[jenny, JACK COME BACK!]

Allie (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Zeus: -.- *zaps alex violently*

Yes dainty flower goddess!

Would you like me to electrocute you, Piper? ;)"

Piper: *pales* No thank you, lord Zeus...

Me: LORD SHOULD BE CAPITALIZED--Wait, let me look it up...

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Zeus: Aww okay...*takes lightning and walks away sadly*

[Cassidy]

Me: DO NOT ANGER ZEUS HE COULD THROW FLAMING MINIATURE MARSHMALLOWS AT YOUR HEAD AND THEN WHERE WOULD YOU BE?

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Zeus: I love you! *hugs*

[Cassidy]

Me: xD
*Hugs Zeus back*

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Zeus: You shall now be mine! 
*writes Hera a breakup letter*

[Cassidy]

Me: Um. Did Zeus just ask me to marry him?

[Justin]

Me: XD

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Me: *blinks* I think so.....o.o

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: Um... Can gods even divorce??? O_O
Eros: *Looks at Divine Laws* Um... no

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Zeus: *writes a new law*

[Cassidy]

Fleecy: Um. Can Gods even marry mortals?
Me: *in shock la la laaa*

[Cassidy]

Me: CAN GROVER MAKE ME MY WEDDING DRESS?!

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Zeus: *gets on one knee* *coughs* Cassidy, will you grace me with your beauty and intelligence by marrying me?

[Cassidy]

Me: *blushes* I don't know what to say :p

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

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[Audie Murphy]

Alex {Son of Apollo} wrote: "Me: Um... Can gods even divorce??? O_O
Eros: *Looks at Divine Laws* Um... no"

A:*looks at divine laws* Darn.....
Me: Were you going to make someone divorce
A: No....

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Zeus: *tears up a little* Please say yes...

[Cassidy]

Me: okay. YES! :D

[≈aleх: pнoenιх oғ тнe ғlaмe≈]

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! NO! NO! NO!
Eros: Ah, immortal love <333
Me: *Begs* Hera, please come here!

[Cassidy]

Me: See. Eros is on our side

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Zeus: *pulls Cassidy into arms* YAY! 

Me: Aww I ship Zeussidy! ^-^

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O_O

[Cassidy]

Me: *Hugs Zeus tightly*

Me: I ship us too. ^-^

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Zeus: *kisses Cassidy's cheek*

Me: Aww!

Oh hey! Grover! Cassidy wants you to make her wedding dress!!

[Cassidy]

Me: *Blushes 2893 shades of red*

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G: Her....wedding dress? Uh....why me?O_O

Me: BAHAHHAAHAHA!!!!!

[[deleted user]]

Me: Aww! ^-^

Zeus: *blushes a little* *coughs* Um so...

[[deleted user]]

Me: Obviously because you make the best, Grover!

[Cassidy]

Me: Aww Zeusey :) *hugs Zeus*

Grover! Ive seen your work! Its amazing ;P

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Zeus: *Hugs Cassidy* ^-^

me: Now you can go tell all your friends you're marrying a god.....o.o

[Cassidy]

Me: My family will be so proud! Wait, do I get to live in Olympus??

[Neha]

Allie (Zeus) (Ariel) (Scar) (Astrid) wrote: "Zeus: *gets on one knee* *coughs* Cassidy, will you grace me with your beauty and intelligence by marrying me?"

Me: :O. I went off for a few hours and THAT happened?!?!?

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Zeus: Of course, love!

[Neha]

A: Zeus, are you sure?
Me: Oh my gosh do Jason and Thalia get to have a sibling?!?!?!

[Cassidy]

Hi Neha *bad poker face* :P