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Nov 30, 2013 10:26AM
Me: Hecate do you believe magic is the solution to everything?
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Hecate: Yes.
Me: Poor Hecate. She knows nothing about the power of words.
Hecate: You're a loser, Gashbeen. No one likes you. You have no life. You have no friends. You corrupt everyone. You're evil and heartless. You shouldn't be alive.
Me: *SOB* YOU'RE SO MEAN! (hides in closet and cries)
Hecate: See? I know about the power of words!
Me: Poor Hecate. She knows nothing about the power of words.
Hecate: You're a loser, Gashbeen. No one likes you. You have no life. You have no friends. You corrupt everyone. You're evil and heartless. You shouldn't be alive.
Me: *SOB* YOU'RE SO MEAN! (hides in closet and cries)
Hecate: See? I know about the power of words!
Me: I know the greatest power ever
Hecate: That is true. I'm a hypocrite, and so is Gashbeen.
Me: Okay, Hecate is telling the truth for once. I really am a hypocrite. And yes, Hecate is everything she called me.
Me: Okay, Hecate is telling the truth for once. I really am a hypocrite. And yes, Hecate is everything she called me.
Me: I'D GO TO FRANCE!
Hecate: Isn't that the Phantom of the Opera?
Me: I'D GO TO TRANSYLVANIA, WHICH REALLY EXISTS AND IS IN ROMANIA!
Hecate: Isn't that the Phantom of the Opera?
Me: I'D GO TO TRANSYLVANIA, WHICH REALLY EXISTS AND IS IN ROMANIA!
Me: POWER OF IMAGINATION!!! * shoots LASERBEAMS out of my eyes*
Hecate: I DO TOO KNOW WHAT A HYPOCRITE IS!
hyp·o·crite noun \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
: a person who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs
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: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
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: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
See? I KNOW WHAT A HYPOCRITE IS!
hyp·o·crite noun \ˈhi-pə-ˌkrit\
: a person who claims or pretends to have certain beliefs about what is right but who behaves in a way that disagrees with those beliefs
1
: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion
2
: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
See? I KNOW WHAT A HYPOCRITE IS!
Hecate: Yes, imagination is very powerful. I IMAGINE MONEY RAINING FROM THE SKY! (money rains from sky) YES!

what????
I've never understood this.. you can't take away soda.... i'm 75 percent sugar!!
Me: why would you need money Hecate?
Hecate: I don't need money! I was just proving how powerful imagination is!
Me: She likes having money because then she can bribe people and then kill them.
Hecate: SHUT UP!
Me: She likes having money because then she can bribe people and then kill them.
Hecate: SHUT UP!
Me: * sigh* I so wish Circe wasn't on vacation.
Hecate: Where is Circe on vacation? I'm going to Bora Bora when summer vacation comes along! :( I can't leave Gashbeen until school is over.
Me: That sounds wrong, Percabeth!
Me: I really don't know yeah only reason I want her back is that she locked me in the closet and won't release me until she comes back
Hecate: I was wondering when you would say that.
Me: *snicker* You really were expecting her to say that?
Hecate: Yes.
Me: *snicker* You really were expecting her to say that?
Hecate: Yes.
C: * appears relocks Alpa in closet disappears *
Me: darn it!!
Me: darn it!!
Hecate: CIRCE! WHERE DID YOU GO? Oh well. I'll just go to Bora Bora and make a tsunami. (disappears)
Me: DON'T YOU DARE, HECATE!
Me: DON'T YOU DARE, HECATE!
Hecate: I thought you would say that because no one likes me.
C: *appears* I am not Sexist oh wait I am and I am in Hawaii expect news of lava destroying stuff by tomorrow.* disappears*
Me: SHE WANTS TO STALK YOU! I'm kidding. That would be what Hecate would do, not Percabeth. She probably wants to figure out where you should go to see Dracula.
Hecate: I DO NOT STALK PEOPLE!
Me: Yes you do. You stalked that guy once because you wanted his blood. His blood was really rare, right?
Hecate: I didn't stalk him! I held up a conversation with him and then I killed him! There's a difference!
Me: You stalked him until you could get him alone.
Hecate: You give me a headache. (drinks green tea)
Hecate: I DO NOT STALK PEOPLE!
Me: Yes you do. You stalked that guy once because you wanted his blood. His blood was really rare, right?
Hecate: I didn't stalk him! I held up a conversation with him and then I killed him! There's a difference!
Me: You stalked him until you could get him alone.
Hecate: You give me a headache. (drinks green tea)
Hecate: Nice! I'm going to Hawaii to watch destruction! Other Me, take my place until I come back! (teleports)
Other Me: Death?
Me: NO STABBY STAB STAB! THAT'S JUST CRUEL!
Other Me: Death?
Me: NO STABBY STAB STAB! THAT'S JUST CRUEL!
Me: I feel bad for the Hawaiians they are going to all die * sighs*
Me: Yeah. Other Me is plain evil.
Other Me: But I want to kill!
Me: Go back to your sulking!
Other Me: (sulks in a corner)
Other Me: But I want to kill!
Me: Go back to your sulking!
Other Me: (sulks in a corner)

Hecate: (uses walkie talkie) HI!
Me: (uses walkie talkie) Hecate, is Hawaii already destroyed? -_-
Other Me: Hey, can I-
Me: SHUT UP, OTHER ME! YOU'RE GROUNDED BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SO EVIL!
Me: (uses walkie talkie) Hecate, is Hawaii already destroyed? -_-
Other Me: Hey, can I-
Me: SHUT UP, OTHER ME! YOU'RE GROUNDED BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN SO EVIL!
He is say mushy mushy mushroom
Me: That's creepy!
Hecate: No it isn't! It's weird! There's a difference between weird and creepy!
Other Me: Can I-
Me: SHUT-
Hecate: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOU! YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED!
Hecate: No it isn't! It's weird! There's a difference between weird and creepy!
Other Me: Can I-
Me: SHUT-
Hecate: SHUT UP, THE BOTH OF YOU! YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED!

C: I am back now * yawn* Hawaii will be in flames by morning