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Nov 10, 2013 01:52PM
*turns Zeus human* I DONT KNOW. *both trapped under couch*
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Hecate: *snicker* (turns Hades into a guinea pig)
zeus: HECATE YOU CAN'T DO THAT! AND THANKS HADES...HOW ARE WE NOT ABLE TO PICK UP A COUCH?
Hecate: (turns Zeus into a guinea pig) While they're guinea pigs, I'm going to destroy half of the world!
Me: *turns Hades human* It's funny. They're gods trapped under a couch.
Hecate: Yes I can. I'm the goddess of magic.
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: Yes I can. I'm the goddess of magic."
me: *mumbles* more like the goddess of bad attitudes.
me: *mumbles* more like the goddess of bad attitudes.
Hades: *turns Zeus human again* I DONT REALLY KNOW!
Hecate: (turns Nico and Hades into guinea pigs and turn them human again so they're trapped under the couch) HAHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY! Now I'm going to destroy the world!
zeus: Maybe nico or allie could help?
me: nah...*walks away*
me: nah...*walks away*
Hecate: (turns Allie into a guinea pig, puts her under the couch, and turns her human again so she's trapped under the couch) HILARIOUS!
me:...WHAT THE HECK!!!!!
zeus: I HATE THIS DAY.
zeus: I HATE THIS DAY.
Hecate: NO! (destroys Rick Riordan) RICK RIORDAN IS DEAD!
Me: zzzzzz
Hecate: She just slept through her favorite author's death.
Me: zzzzzz
Hecate: She just slept through her favorite author's death.
Me: *tries to lift couch with noodle arms*
Hades: *digging at floor with a plastic spoon*
Hades: *digging at floor with a plastic spoon*
Hecate: (destroys plastic spoon and Hades's hand) Whoops!
Hecate: Wait, how heavy is that couch? HOW CAN YOU NOT LIFT IT UP? Such weaklings.
ZEUS: *LIGHNINGS COUCH TO A CRISP*
me: well...umm
me: well...umm
Hecate: POOR COUCH! Wait, it's an inanimate object. Never mind! (skips away to cause more destruction)
Me: *jumps out window* SEE YAH!
Hades: *stands up* IVE HAD IT WITH YOU HECATE!
Hades: *stands up* IVE HAD IT WITH YOU HECATE!
Me: She's already gone, Hades. She went to find another couch to trap you guys under and to destroy us all, including herself and ESPECIALLY HADES.
WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO MUCH?!
Zeus: WEIRD...
Me: *follows nico*
Me: *follows nico*
Hecate: I hate Hades because HE SUCKS AND IS A WIMPY BABY! (teleports to the Underworld) Time to cause a revolt in the Fields of Punishment!
*blasts Hecate* THAT. IS. IT.
Hecate: hehehehe THE REVOLT HAS BEGUN! Also, you missed me.
Zeus: *zaps hecate in the face...and she falls over*
me: so what's up Nico?
me: so what's up Nico?
Hades: I HATE HER.
Me: Nothing much.
Me: Nothing much.
Hecate: WHY DO YOU KEEP MISSING ME? THAT WAS A VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY! I liked that dummy...
C: LOLZ REVOLT LOOK AT THE SWIRLY DEATH CLOUDS?
Zeus: YUP!!!!
Me: umm you wanna go get some coffee?
Me: umm you wanna go get some coffee?
C: SWRILY DEATH CLOUD LIKE COFFEE IT MAKES THEM GO BOOM BOOM * GIGGLES VIOLENTLY*
Me: catnip why did you give her catnip?!
Me: catnip why did you give her catnip?!
Me: I don't drink coffee.
Hades: *raging*
Hades: *raging*
C: * BOOM BOOM GOES THE SWIRLY DEATH CLOUDS* they go BOOM BOOM see
Hades: *walks up to actual Hecate*
Me: really? Oh. *feels stupid*
Zeus: *zaps Circe and Hecate*
Zeus: *zaps Circe and Hecate*
C: * dodges * how dare you why you insolent pup Go to the corner and think about what you have done
C:* grabs Zeus by the ear and drags him to the corner* now you can get out when you are ready to apologize
*gets outof corner* *slaps Circe across the face*
me: *sigh*
me: *sigh*
C: okay that is it GO TO YOUR ROOM OR I WILL GET YOUR FATHER YOU LITTLE BRAT
C: * SENDS HADES TO HIS ROOM*
Zeus: *sits down and crosses arms*
me:...
me:...
