Q.f.D. (Not for the faint of heart) Showing 5,201-5,250 of 7,816

[AnnaLynne]

Nope. But then again, the purple spaghetti monster doesn't help you out when you ask for it. And I'm also trying out Christianity because the religion agrees with most of my ideas. Such as forgiving people and telling the truth etc.

[AnnaLynne]

Paige wrote: "No one cares about my painful gas? LOL JK

I won't include that in the thread anymore. LOL"

I asked you "where does it hurt you" Paige.

[Sheeky]

Oh yeah Dani I 4got ur dad is Mos Def lol

[Marley]

No Paige, we don't wanna hear it, lolz. Kidding...

[AnnaLynne]

Chandani wrote: "J wrote: "Chandani wrote: "J wrote: "Chandani wrote: "YES!! IT WAS AHMAZING!"

I love Zooey (="

I met her :)"

AREYOUFUCKINGSERIOUS? -dies-"

Yep!! My dad was in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy,..."

Lucky.

[Chandani]

lolz sheeky

[Chandani]

J wrote: "That's so cool ^^ She's pretty."

I KNOW!! Urgeth.

[Sheeky]

U lucky bastard! He was on My Wife and Kids!

[AnnaLynne]

Sheeky wrote: "U lucky bastard! He was on My Wife and Kids!"

*gasp* I love that show!

[[deleted user]]

youguys,i'mgettingfat.

Which reminds me. New photo: http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/1...

[Chandani]

Me wasn't there when he did that. I was there for Hitchhikers, Sixteen Blocks, and be Kind Rewind and then his last hot97 thingy...

Omg at the Sixteen blocks set in toronto i put on bruce's mustache!! xDDD

[Sheeky]

Still tell ur dad I love his acting!

[Marley]

You are NOT FAT, NOTNOTNOT! Shut it!

[Chandani]

J wrote: "youguys,i'mgettingfat.

Which reminds me. New photo: http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/1..."

Your getting fat? Pshh nonsense.

[Chandani]

Omg LIES. You are anything but fat. Liar liar size 00 jeans on fire!!! RAWR!!

[AnnaLynne]

Paige wrote: "Marley wrote: "No Paige, we don't wanna hear it, lolz. Kidding..."

LOL I was kidding, I mean I have the makings of gas in a painful manner, but they aren't escaping. I'll be done with that. LOL"

Oh, lol.

[Chandani]

I liked it too!! I was at the set on my 10th birthday when they were filming in 07, and my dad hired a guy from the big apple circus to chase me out of this abandonned house where they were filming, singing happy birthday to me. I ran. Lol, plus my little sister played mario on the DS lite with jack Black XDD

[[deleted user]]

.....HA.

[Chandani]

You is super not fat

[AnnaLynne]

Paige wrote: "OMG J, you are fat!!!! LOL

I love doing that to people that say they are fat, but they are totally not. LOL
JK J JK J!!!!!"

I do that too. If they want to believe that they are fat (after you've told them a thousand times that their not), then let 'em think it. Then i say that I'm just kidding.

[Marley]

Some people have all the luck...

[Chandani]

Maybe they have distorted body image though, a lot of adolescent girls have it, so i usually try to encougrge them that they are NOT fat, because telling them that they are is not only lying to them but could also cause a good friend of your to go to extremes to lose weight, trusteth me.

[[deleted user]]

asdfjkl;

[Marley]

Byebyez Paige!

I just say "You wanna test that out, cuz I'll sit on top of you and see how long it takes for you to break."

[AnnaLynne]

Oh. Well none of my friends have went Anorexic/Bulimic on me yet (not that I know of).

[Chandani]

Marley wrote: "Some people have all the luck..."

Eh, more like half the luck. I mean, the last time i saw my dad was in may, and when i do see him we got cool stuff like fancy hotels or whatever, but i live with my mom 99 percent of the time, and my mom lives off of child support that my dad only pays 50 % of the time, so you guys are just hearing the good parts of it lol

[Chandani]

J wrote: "asdfjkl;"

';lkjhgfdsa

Pwned.

[Marley]

Haha, don't worry Chan, I wasn't just referring to you.

[AnnaLynne]

Chandani wrote: "J wrote: "asdfjkl;"

';lkjhgfdsa

Pwned."

Dang.

[[deleted user]]

I gotta go, guys. Bye bye~

[Chandani]

Marley wrote: "Haha, don't worry Chan, I wasn't just referring to you."

Lol ik :))

[Marley]

Seeya around J! Peace!<3

[AnnaLynne]

J wrote: "I gotta go, guys. Bye bye~"

Peace.

[Chandani]

BYE!

[Chandani]

*whispers in creepy voice* I guess its just me and you now Marley. Mwahahah!!

[AnnaLynne]

Hey. I'm still here...

[Chandani]

Oh. Uh... *hides knife behind back*

Hey there!!

[Marley]

Oh goodness, Chan? Whhhh---at's going on?

[Chandani]

*does a little dance* Im going to see (500) days of summer again tomorrow!!

[AnnaLynne]

Hi.

[Chandani]

Marley wrote: "Oh goodness, Chan? Whhhh---at's going on?"

*Holds napkin dipped in alcohol over marleys mouth* Shhh shh, nothing Marley, go to sleep.

[AnnaLynne]

Oh my goodness. *slowly starts to back away*

[Sheeky]

Chandani wrote: "Marley wrote: "Oh goodness, Chan? Whhhh---at's going on?"

*Holds napkin dipped in alcohol over marleys mouth* Shhh shh, nothing Marley, go to sleep. "

Can I slit her throat?

[Marley]

I'm not tired!

[AnnaLynne]

Sheeky, dont...

[Chandani]

Patience Sheeky patience, we have to take her back to the lab first.

[Marley]

(Not really)


WHAT?! *screams*

[Chandani]

AnnaLynne wrote: "Oh my goodness. *slowly starts to back away* "

Oh no you dont! *duct tapes mouth and blindfolds her* You've seen to much!

[Marley]

(BTW, after I wrote I'm not tired, I let out a massive yawn)

[Chandani]

Marley wrote: "(Not really)


WHAT?! *screams*"

Dammit this shits not working!! *Hits Marley over head with chair*