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Oct 19, 2013 12:39AM

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Me: OH THANK GODS! You're healed! I would have totally burnt her face off with my missile launcher! I cant believe she hurt that beautiful face... NOT THE FACE!!! OR THE HAIR!!!!
Awww, you're so nice! Sorry, I think I may be bipolar or something. I switch personalities all the time. Also, I can be really nice, if you stay in my good side. Oh my gosh, I just realized something; I'M HECATE! (girly squeal) Iris, you no longer have an evil twin! I'm sticking to Hecate! AWESOME!
Oh, I'm terribly sorry! Don't worry, I'm in such a good mood that no violence will come out today! Just stay in my good side, okay? Well, Percy's gotten on my bad side, and he's in BIG trouble.
Me: Stephanie, Hecate has been scaring you again, hasn't she
Hecate: Stephanie is now on my good side! AND I HAVE NOT BEEN SCARING ANYBODY LATELY ! (gets ready to blast me)
Me: Hecate, blast me and you won't exist anymore!
Hecate: UGH!
Hecate: Stephanie is now on my good side! AND I HAVE NOT BEEN SCARING ANYBODY LATELY ! (gets ready to blast me)
Me: Hecate, blast me and you won't exist anymore!
Hecate: UGH!

OH NO YOU DONT!!!!
I wont let u hurt Percy!!! *mutters* evil psycho*
U were cool in the book.
OH and did i mention, MY MISSILE LAUNCHER IS WAITING FOR YOU HECATE! DONT U DARE HURT PERCY!
AND IF U DO... Well, then DONT U DARE HURT THE BEAUTIFUL FACE OR THE HAIR!!! NOT THE FACE!!! OR THE HAIR!!!
Hecate: The missiles and the missile launcher were incinerated. Didn't I tell you that?
Me: Ignore Hecate. She's invincible.
Me: Ignore Hecate. She's invincible.
Hecate: When I was being so mean, that was because I had been asleep for a few eons and Gaea woke me up and I was cranky.
Me: That's what she does when she's CRANKY. You have no idea what she does when she's MAD.
Me: That's what she does when she's CRANKY. You have no idea what she does when she's MAD.

Iris: As long as you TRY to keep SOME peace, I'll be fine.
Hecate: Oh, I'm good now. Thank you for talking to me and making me good again. I was just really cranky.
Me: There's a fight between Hecate and Artemis at "Ask Clarisse."
Me: Stock who?
Hecate: Yes chid, stock who? Right now, I have to go chaperon Poseidon and Aphrodite at a beach on the coast of Argentina.
Hecate: Yes chid, stock who? Right now, I have to go chaperon Poseidon and Aphrodite at a beach on the coast of Argentina.
Hecate: I was cranky then, Percy. Don't anger me. Have you seen what I did to Hades when I was cranky?

Nyssa: what good side?
ME: shut it
Hecate: (pats Stephanie on the head) Such a smart child.
Hecate: Percy, you really need to learn to respect your elders.
Me: She's just going to lecture you, Percy, not decapitate you.
Me: She's just going to lecture you, Percy, not decapitate you.

Me: I know. But she wants to be out of character for a while.
Hecate: It gets so boring staying in character.
Hecate: It gets so boring staying in character.
Me: Iris, what do you think about Hecate?
Me: Apollo, I WILL CALL CLARISSE!
Me: Thank you for being so kind, Iris. Hecate would approve.
Me: Then you're a GOOD goddess.

Me: Hey what does calling clarisse have to do with anything?
Clarisse: Cuz, im awesome and terifiying.