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Oct 22, 2013 04:49AM
Oh... Who IS an idiot then? Zeus? Poseidon?
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Hecate: Poseidon, for one.
Me: SEAWEED BRAIN!
Hecate: (smacks me on the back of my head) Be respectful, child! At least I said it in a respectful way!
Me: SEAWEED BRAIN!
Hecate: (smacks me on the back of my head) Be respectful, child! At least I said it in a respectful way!

Me: Wait a second, you mean Hades is an idiot too *looks around nervously*
A: Well, according to 'my' standards, totally!
Nico (Hades) wrote: "Oh... Who IS an idiot then? Zeus? Poseidon?"
GRRR.
GRRR.

A: Apollo..hmn yes he's prety unwise too...but he recite prophecies so i have to co-operate with him..
Apollo is an idiot to the core.
What?!
Me: Can I be involved in this secret?!
Me: Can I be involved in this secret?!
Hades: *terribly confused*
Me: *walks over* What??
Me: *walks over* What??
Me: XD *whispers*I'm good at being suspicious!
Hades: *irritated*
Hades: *irritated*
Me: *giggles* I wanna go do a spit take on him...
Hades: I'm just glad Hecate's not here.
Hades: I'm just glad Hecate's not here.
Hades: No. I was trying to dispose of the chipmunk and autocorrect changed the title to your name. *shows her the chipmunk on ebay*
Me: *eating a hotpocket*
Me: *eating a hotpocket*
Hades: Fred but someone *looks at N* was goofing around with autocorrect.
Me: *makes Soren a hotpocket*
Me: Welcome~! *looks at Persephone* It kinda was my fault... I like to pick on Hades*
Me: Meh... *goes to room*
Hades: Er... Sorry about that dear...
Hades: Er... Sorry about that dear...
Hecate: Hello, Hades. Okay, Hades is also an idiot, and he has NOTHING to make up for it. Come here, Persephone. Let me tell you about the time Hades's underwear ended up on a flagpole in the throne room on Mount Olympus.
Me: *snicker*
Me: *snicker*
Hades: *facepalm*
Me: *laying on bed pouting
Me: *laying on bed pouting
Hecate: Saja! How are you?
Me: Saja, I couldn't find you at school. I HAVE THE CITY OF BONES!
Me: Saja, I couldn't find you at school. I HAVE THE CITY OF BONES!
Hades: We're not "up to" anything.
Me: *whining*
Me: *whining*
Hecate: Saja, stop lying again.
Me: SAJA, WHY DO YOU KEEP LYING?
Me: SAJA, WHY DO YOU KEEP LYING?
Hecate: (opens the door) Persephone wouldn't let you out, so I decided to let you out myself.
Me: She's only letting you out because you like to pick on Hades.
Me: She's only letting you out because you like to pick on Hades.
Me: PLEASE DO SO!
Hades: Stop screaming!
Hades: Stop screaming!
Hecate: THEN LEAVE THE ROOM! THE DOOR'S WIDE OPEN!
Hecate: Persephone, the child was suffocating!
Hecate: No it wasn't! That was MY room! No mortal can survive in my room, as it suffocates mortals.
Me: I LIKE DUST. *playing with dust bunny*
Hades: Uh... What are you doing?
Hades: Uh... What are you doing?
Hecate: PLAYING! (plays with dust bunny as well)
Me: *names my bunny George* La la la la la~!
Hecate: (smiles creepily and begins to sing) Come little children. I'll take thee away into a land of enchantment. Come little children. The time's come to play here in my garden of shadows.
Hecate: (opens a door) Welcome to my garden of magic.
Me: *goes in and picks a branch off a tree* *now has a wand* ABRA CADABRA!
Hecate: You are making the child uncomfortable.
Me: Anyone can tell she's in love.
Hecate: GASHBEEN!
Me: Anyone can tell she's in love.
Hecate: GASHBEEN!
Hecate: Jenny knows when to stop! Piper, you could learn from her.
Me: *snicker*
Hecate: (glows dangerously) Gashbeen...
Me: *snicker*
Hecate: (glows dangerously) Gashbeen...
Me: WHOO! GO HECATE!
Hades: Schist.
Hades: Schist.
Hades: Well bye then... (thinking: Aww...)
Hades: You can't ground me...