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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
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Oct 21, 2013 01:14PM
Me: True. Also, she's mad at you because you're trying to sell her daughter as though she is an object.
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Me: Hecate told Demeter, but Demeter doesn't believe you. She's coming to the Underworld right now.
Hecate: Oh goodness, don't allow Demeter into the palace! (BOOM!) She broke down the palace gates.
Me: Schist. (runs away) I'm getting out of here!
Demeter: HHHHHHAAAAADDDDDEEEEESSSSS!
Me: Schist. (runs away) I'm getting out of here!
Demeter: HHHHHHAAAAADDDDDEEEEESSSSS!
Hecate: (grabs Hades) You must fight with honor and dignity. (shoves Hades towards Demeter)
THEN WHY DONT YOU HELP SO MAYBE I CAN LIVE A LITTLE LONGER!
Hecate: This is not my battle. Also, I need ink for my quill.
Your mother is trying to murder me!!!
Hecate: Your mother is beating up Hades. Also, Hades, I'm using your blood for my ink.
Hecate: Hades tried to sell you in eBay, and Demeter is pretty mad about that. HADES, STAY STILL! I NEED YOUR BLOOD FOR INK! I HAVE NO OTHER SOURCE OF INK!
IT WAS A CHIPMUNK THAT FOLLOWED HERMES HERE AND IT WOULDNT LEAVE.
(Demeter leaves, satisfied with how much she hurt Hades)
Hecate: Violent, that one.
Me: You're violent too, Hecate.
Hecate: Only towards Hades!
Hecate: Violent, that one.
Me: You're violent too, Hecate.
Hecate: Only towards Hades!
*flashback of being attacked by evil chipmunk*
Hecate: We need to take Hades to an asylum. Persephone can take over the Underworld while he's gone. (drags Hades away) There's no such thing as an evil chipmunk!
Me: *snicker snicker*
Me: *snicker snicker*
Hecate: I'm talking about the present!
Hecate: You shot ME with a machine gun as well, Lacy.
Me: She's got you there,
Me: She's got you there,
*gets free of Hecate* I'm not kidding. The thing had rabies.
Hecate: (teleports Hades to a mental asylum and chains Hades to the wall) These chains prevent gods from using their powers. You're staying here until you are sane again! Also, the chipmunk will keep you company.
Me: (rolling on the floor, laughing)
Me: (rolling on the floor, laughing)
Hecate: (frees Hades) I'm terribly sorry, Persephone. By the way, your four months are over.
*sarcastic* I'm sorry I was much to busy being tortured.
Hecate: Hades, you do realize you are back in the asylum?
Denial. *leaves to pay Charon*
Hecate: (teleports Hades back to asylum and chains him again)
(chipmunk attacks Hades)
me: :)
(chipmunk attacks Hades)
me: :)
*unchains himself using the power of friendship twigs*
Hecate: Lacy, I'm cranky right now.
Hecate: (attacks Hades) Chipmunk, sic him! (chipmunk bites Hades on neck)
Me: A VAMPIRE CHIPMUNK! EEP! (runs away)
Me: A VAMPIRE CHIPMUNK! EEP! (runs away)
*kills chipmunk* *throws it's body into Tautarus*
(chipmunk comes back to life and bites Hades again)
Me: That's scary!
Me: That's scary!
(Fred hangs from Hades's neck, drinking his blood)
Hecate: Such a nice chipmunk... (starts humming creepily and smiling, blood on her face and clothes)
Me: FREAKY!
Hecate: Such a nice chipmunk... (starts humming creepily and smiling, blood on her face and clothes)
Me: FREAKY!
Me: I have no idea...
Hecate: (still humming and smiling creepily, rocking back and forth on the ground)
Me: Well, at least she's not ripping Hera's heart out anymore.
Hecate: (still humming and smiling creepily, rocking back and forth on the ground)
Me: Well, at least she's not ripping Hera's heart out anymore.
She's scary... *rips Fred off his neck*
Me: Hades claims that he wasn't trying to sell his wife, but an evil chipmunk with rabies. The chipmunk is also a VAMPIRE.
Me: Hades claims that he wasn't trying to sell his wife, but an evil chipmunk with rabies. The chipmunk is also a VAMPIRE.
this explains so much
Hecate: (face palm) Why am I surrounded by idiots?
Me: -_-
Me: -_-
Hecate: I never called you an idiot.
Me: She wasn't saying someone was an idiot specifically.
Me: She wasn't saying someone was an idiot specifically.
