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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
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Oct 19, 2013 02:00PM
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Hecate: That won't work on me! MWAHAHAHA! Also, that's a fake. (blasts Hades)
Me: Good job, Hecate!
Me: Good job, Hecate!
Me: I agree with you, Jenny! Nico is NOT a disappointment!
Hecate: I see a lot of potential in that child. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HADES! (blasts Hades again) TAKE THAT!
Me: (face palm)
Hecate: I see a lot of potential in that child. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT, HADES! (blasts Hades again) TAKE THAT!
Me: (face palm)
Me: YEAH, HADES! VALID REASONS!
Hecate: Hades, did you know that your hellhounds are now under MY COMMAND? MWAHAHA!
Me: This isn't going to end well...
Hecate: Hades, did you know that your hellhounds are now under MY COMMAND? MWAHAHA!
Me: This isn't going to end well...
Hecate: (blows Furies to smithereens) Don't anger me, Hades!
Me: Hades, she's going to cast the Light of Judgement!
Hecate: Don't mess with me, Hades! (blasts Hades with the Light of Judgement, which sends him to the depths of Tartarus, where Percy is waiting to stab Hades) YES!
Me: Are Percy and Annabeth down there, Hades?
Me: Hades, she's going to cast the Light of Judgement!
Hecate: Don't mess with me, Hades! (blasts Hades with the Light of Judgement, which sends him to the depths of Tartarus, where Percy is waiting to stab Hades) YES!
Me: Are Percy and Annabeth down there, Hades?
Hecate: (destroys reed pipe) Satyr, YOU WILL DIE!
Me: NOT GROVER! (stands between Hecate and Grover)
Hecate: I HATE YOU!
Me: NOT GROVER! (stands between Hecate and Grover)
Hecate: I HATE YOU!
Me: (stabs Hades) YAY!
Hecate: (blows up Hades) YAY!
Hecate: (blows up Hades) YAY!
Hecate: Edward, do your stuff!
Edward: *SPARKLE*
Me: (face palm) Really?
Edward: *SPARKLE*
Me: (face palm) Really?
Hecate: Oh, yes I did! Piper, your charmspeak doesn't work on me. Hades, you heard Piper! DON'T MOVE OR I WILL TELL ZEUS THAT YOU SPOKE TO YOUR CHILDREN AND THEN ZEUS WILL STRIKE YOU WITH YOUR THUNDERBOLT!
Me: Ignore Hecate.
Hecate: (blasts Grover) What did you say?
Me: GROVER!
Me: Ignore Hecate.
Hecate: (blasts Grover) What did you say?
Me: GROVER!
Hecate: Hades, YOU'RE SO PATHETIC! Oh, here's a can for you to eat, Grover.
Me: BIPOLAR!
Hecate: (stops stabbing Hades in the face) What?
Me: BIPOLAR!
Hecate: (stops stabbing Hades in the face) What?
Hecate: Piper, it worked on Hades! See? He stopped moving!
Me: In other words, Hecate murdered Hades. OH NO! HADES JUST RESURRECTED!
Hecate: I'VE BEEN RESURRECTING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED?
Me: In other words, Hecate murdered Hades. OH NO! HADES JUST RESURRECTED!
Hecate: I'VE BEEN RESURRECTING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED?
Hecate: I got it right, Grover! By the way, WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET?
Me: He's awesome, that's why.
Hecate: *sigh* His uncle stabbed me in the stomach while fighting a giant cyclops.
Me: Ouch.
Hecate: *SOB* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! (blasts Hades) I NEED TO TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON HADES!
Me: He's awesome, that's why.
Hecate: *sigh* His uncle stabbed me in the stomach while fighting a giant cyclops.
Me: Ouch.
Hecate: *SOB* YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! (blasts Hades) I NEED TO TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON HADES!
Hecate: GOOD JOB, PIPER! See, ppl? Piper has a lot of potential!
Me: *sigh* Jenny, Hecate doesn't like ppl in general, so ignore her,
Me: *sigh* Jenny, Hecate doesn't like ppl in general, so ignore her,
Hecate: MWAHAHAHA!
Me: HECATE! YOU JUST BLASTED GROVER!
Hecate: (blasts Hades again) What? I just blasted the satyr? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Me: HECATE! YOU JUST BLASTED GROVER!
Hecate: (blasts Hades again) What? I just blasted the satyr? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Hecate: I NEVER SAID I WANTED TO KILL YOU! Also, YES YOUR UNCLE FERDINAND STABBED ME! I never liked him, anyways.
Hecate: Everyone has their own opinions! Let me say he was a foolish and dumb satyr! It'll make me happy.
Me: Ouch.
Me: Ouch.
Hecate: Oh, I tried to stop Medusa, but she made a bargain with me. I'M INNOCENT, THOUGH!
Me: Liar.
Me: Liar.
Me: Is Hades still dead?
Hecate: Oh, don't worry. He's still alive. I just paralyzed him.
Me: For how long?
Hecate: For ten millenia.
Hecate: Oh, don't worry. He's still alive. I just paralyzed him.
Me: For how long?
Hecate: For ten millenia.
Hecate: I WAS KIDDING! Ferdinand and I weren't on the best of terms, but I wouldn't KILL him! Now HADES is a different story.
Me: Why do you hate Hades?
Hecate: Why can't you remember why I hate Hades?
Me: Why do you hate Hades?
Hecate: Why can't you remember why I hate Hades?
Hecate: Gashbeen, give him some reed pipes.
Me: Hecate! I can't afford reed pipes! I'm broke!
Hecate: Well, I'm not making any reed pipes for any satyr!
Me: Ugh, fine. Conjure me some money.
(Two hours later)
Me: Here's your reed pipes, Grover! The very best!
Hecate: DESTROY! (destroys reed pipes)
Me: NO! (looks down at broken reed pipes)
Me: Hecate! I can't afford reed pipes! I'm broke!
Hecate: Well, I'm not making any reed pipes for any satyr!
Me: Ugh, fine. Conjure me some money.
(Two hours later)
Me: Here's your reed pipes, Grover! The very best!
Hecate: DESTROY! (destroys reed pipes)
Me: NO! (looks down at broken reed pipes)
Me: Poor Hades!
Hecate: (slaps Hades) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Hecate: (slaps Hades) THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
Me: It didn't work.
Hecate: YES IT DID! GOOD JOB, PIPER! (stabs Hades in the stomach)
Hecate: YES IT DID! GOOD JOB, PIPER! (stabs Hades in the stomach)
Hecate: (stomps on Hades's face) MWAHAHAHA!
Me: I'm not scared, because Hecate can't hurt me!
Me: I'm not scared, because Hecate can't hurt me!
Me: That's enough for today, Hecate. Go torture Grover.
Hecate: YES! (leaves Hades on the ground in immortal agony)
Hecate: YES! (leaves Hades on the ground in immortal agony)
*still on the ground* *cursing Hecate in Greek*
Hecate: I HEARD THAT! (stabs Hades multiple times and then teleports)
Me: HECATE!
Me: HECATE!
Me: He can't do anything, because he's been paralyzed for a few millenia.
Hecate: I FOUND YOU, HADES! (grabs Hades and pulls him towards a corner in the room to torture him)
Me: (gets out the popcorn) This is going to be entertaining.
Me: (gets out the popcorn) This is going to be entertaining.
Oh schist. *disappears and becomes a shadow*
