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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
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Oct 17, 2013 08:47AM
Hades: What do you want Jackson
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Percy: we just told you...
Fine. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. Hades! You're the best god of them all! (Please don't be offended, mom.)
Hades: Fine. *brings Nico and Percy back*
Percy: so,thanks. Me: hey!! Why'd u have to bring Nico back!! All my hard work at killing him is gone to waste now =(
Really? You WANT to make Hades, god of freaking death, mad!
Me: yes I do. I'm stupid,but I do.
I think Hades is tired of listening to you anyway.
Me: yeah. I didn't really expect him to listen to me,anyway. He just goes on ignoring weirdos like me......
Hades, I blew up your palace with my homemade rainbow bombs! Do you like being homeless? This is what you get for making fun of the homeless!
Percy: rainbow bombs? What? They send colorful powder everywhere?
Percy: oh okay. That's.....cool?
Hades: *covered in rainbows* I noticed.
Me: lolz...
Me: WHY ARE U SO MEAN?!?!?!? *runs away*
Me: except me because I'm plain awesome ;)
Me: pfft. Keep dreaming. I'm WAY awesomer than u!!
TYson: BULL!Me: even tyson knows it
Tyson: no I smell bull
Me: oh yeah? I can make Percy say I'm awesomer than u. Right,Perce?Percy: uh,no u can't.
Me: shutup!! Say it!!!
Percy: no.
Me: *holds spoon to his neck* SAY. IT.
Percy: *sigh* fine....she's awesomer than u.
Me: *victory dance*
Don't worry, Hades! I spray painted your temple rainbow as well! It's simply girly and beautiful! Oh, I dressed the monsters in tutus as well. They look simply ADORABLE! Oh, your tutu is in the box I just sent you, Hades. IT'S RAINBOW COLORED! (girly squeal)
Thank you! I know that Hades hates rainbows and tutus, which is why I did all that in the first place! Also, I'm Iris's evil twin sister. It's not official yet, but it will be soon! (pulls out machete) I'm going to go to Rick Riordan's house and make him add me into "The Blood of Olympus!” I won't kill him, of course, but I'll severely injure him if he doesn't do it!
Sure! I'll go over there right now! I don't think that he'll want to see me again, though. :( I carved his right cheek. What's bad about that?
Although I'm not sure whether you can become Nico's girlfriend. Ummm....Nico's gay.
TAKE THAT, IRIS! I'M BETTER THAN YOU! Of course, I'll still do anything for you. I'm not THAT evil, although I stole Zeus's thunderbolt AGAIN, threw Ares's favorite sword into the ocean where Poseidon can't touch it because it will burn him and Ares can't go because he'll be incinerated so the sword is forever lost, blew up a police station, turned terrorists into leprechauns and ordered them to steal gold, and spray painted the Police Chief's house and cars rainbow, I'm not THAT evil! Well, except for the rainbow bombs. Oh, the look on Hades's face was PRICELESS! He was standing there, covered with rainbows, looking at his ruined palace! His eyes were bulging out of his eye sockets with shock, and his mouth was hanging open! Oh, it was hilarious! By the way, Jenny (or should I call you Piper?), Rick Riordan refused, so now he is in the hospital. Don't worry, he'll live, although I broke all of his bones and cut off one of his feet as a punishment. (Joker smile) Is that OK?
Gashbeen wrote: "Although I'm not sure whether you can become Nico's girlfriend. Ummm....Nico's gay."Put that on a spoiler, please.
Wow.
I'm so confused right now to be honest with you...
Gashbeen wrote: "Although I'm not sure whether you can become Nico's girlfriend. Ummm....Nico's gay."aw c'mon dont burst her bubble..
A: Wow, lots of confusion. I have two daughters named Annabeth now?Me: *facepalm*
Me: AH!! Confusion. Confusion EVERYWHERE!!!
message 242:
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Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse)
(last edited Oct 19, 2013 04:56AM)
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Gashbeen wrote: "Thank you! I know that Hades hates rainbows and tutus, which is why I did all that in the first place! Also, I'm Iris's evil twin sister. It's not official yet, but it will be soon! (pulls out mach..."now hold on there... that last part reminds me of stephen king's novel Misery.... *shudders*
Me: Oh, I'm sorry! Can you please forgive me?
Hecate: There's no need to be sorry! Besides, Nico was getting on my nerves.
Me: Everyone gets on your nerves, Hecate.
Hecate: Lies! Hazel doesn't get on my nerves!
Me: Y-
Hecate: (begins to glow dangerously) Shut. Up.
Me: (backs away) I'm sorry. I'll shut up now!
Hecate: There's no need to be sorry! Besides, Nico was getting on my nerves.
Me: Everyone gets on your nerves, Hecate.
Hecate: Lies! Hazel doesn't get on my nerves!
Me: Y-
Hecate: (begins to glow dangerously) Shut. Up.
Me: (backs away) I'm sorry. I'll shut up now!
Me: Do you forgive me, Jenny? I'm so terribly sorry.
Hecate: Well, I'm not! Oh wait, is this Jenny? I'm terribly sorry, Jenny. I see a lot of potential in you. Piper, however, is a different story.
Me: Well, that's mean!
Hecate: I'M THE GODDESS OF MAGIC! I'M ALOUD TO BE MEAN!
Me: (face palm) Hecate...
Hecate: Well, I'm not! Oh wait, is this Jenny? I'm terribly sorry, Jenny. I see a lot of potential in you. Piper, however, is a different story.
Me: Well, that's mean!
Hecate: I'M THE GODDESS OF MAGIC! I'M ALOUD TO BE MEAN!
Me: (face palm) Hecate...
Dear Hades,
I have written this in the form of a letter, although it would be much easier not to, I was wondering....Why do I hate you so much?
~Joey
I have written this in the form of a letter, although it would be much easier not to, I was wondering....Why do I hate you so much?
~Joey
Me: :( Well, if it makes you feel better, finding out, you know, that Nico isn't straight, broke my heart because I wanted to be his girlfriend.
Hecate: :( I don't want to be forgiven!
Me: ? Why?
Hecate: Then I don't have a reason to send anyone to the depths of Tartarus! :(
Me: You always have Hades! :)
Hecate: You're right! That makes me feel so much better! :)
Hecate: :( I don't want to be forgiven!
Me: ? Why?
Hecate: Then I don't have a reason to send anyone to the depths of Tartarus! :(
Me: You always have Hades! :)
Hecate: You're right! That makes me feel so much better! :)
Don't even talk to me about Nico. Such a disappointment.
Me: Oh shoot, it's Hades! RUN!!! (runs the other way)
Hecate: (runs towards Hades, ready to blast him) DIE!!!!!
Hecate: (runs towards Hades, ready to blast him) DIE!!!!!
