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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
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♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!
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Apr 19, 2014 05:45AM
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Me: *deep breath* Hades, I would really appreciate it if you join us (me, Spencer, Percy, and ATHENA) in this...revolution thing that Babafaba and Victoria have going on. Please join the light side. Just think of it. We'd win. We have logic, scones, tea, ACTUAL BLADES FOR WEAPONS, and a goddess. If we have you on our side, then it'll be even better. Thank you. (:
(And Percy's water powers, of course.)
Me: HADES, think of all the times the gods shut you out, and ignored you. They put you in the underworld, which is isolated! JOIN THE DARK SIDE, HADES! WE CAN RULE THE WORLD!!! Please, Hades, please.
Me: LIGHT. THE LIGHT SIDE. YOU CAN FINALLY TAKE CONTROL. Think of it. You're already in the dark. Let us help you see the light. With you on our side, nothing can stop us.
*high fives back* Hades, I ADORE you. Imagine the whole world, ADORING you... JOIN US HADES!
Me: Oh my gosh, where is Spencer. I need my second in command. -_-"Hades. They're all about trickery and killing the innocent (us)...We have logic and actual skill.
You'll be able to kill Zeus, the one that placed you in the Underworld, who placed you in isolation, the one who doesn't include you on Olympus.
Babafaba(Hypnos)((Awesome Bob))(((Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore))) wrote: "And Dionysus! They let the puny god of wine to be in the council, while you, the strongest of the big three are banned from there! Together . . . Olympus will FALL!!!"Wait. You want Olympus to fall and yet you have a better team than us (right now)?! WHAT KIND OF SOCIETY IS THIS!?
*thinks* Is it true? Do you promise that you will keep your word and that what you wrote above is exactly what you will do?
Wait, Babafaba, we can keep out loved ones, but just the ones that joined us. The others would be traitors, but if we kill their loved ones there would be nothing to look forward to. To please our alliances, we must give them something they need, something they want. We need something that will keep them on our side, not something to make them miserable and join our enemies.
Victoria wrote: "Whatever! Jeez, sorry..."Sorry.
Babafaba(Hypnos)((Awesome Bob))(((Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore))) wrote: "Jenny {Piper/Zia/Calypso/Wendy} wrote: "*thinks* Is it true? Do you promise that you will keep your word and that what you wrote above is exactly what you will do?"You mean the typo? I corrected it!"
No, this:
A new Empire will rise! Gods will rule it but not as Olympus did! With JUSTICE! Join us and take part to our glorious rise or be against us and see your world crumble! See your friends and loved ones getting tortured! JOIN US!
It's not just some trick, right?
Its not. We will do this. Except the part of killing our loved ones.
...Can I have time to think about it?
Sure. *crosses fingers that babafaba comes back tomorrow cough cough*
hades is your wificuz
I'm shifting in the underworld
I dry
need a vacation
Me: You're going on a vacation to the UNDERWORLD?
yeahso??????
isn't it the best relaxing place ever
Me: Uh,no it's not.
wellI don't care hades is my best pal
right hades?
Me: Lol,okay XD
Me: ........me?
oh and invite Percy or I'll kill u wid your own spoon
Me: Pfft. You don't know the first thing about how to wield a spoon. It requires years of patience,learning and great skill.
blink*hits some prsn on head*how's that for practice and patience
*flips hair and goes away*
Me: Omg lol. That's so cute! XD
Babafaba(Hypnos)((Awesome Bob))(((Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore))) wrote: "♆Some-person♆ wrote: "Me: Pfft. You don't know the first thing about how to wield a spoon. It requires years of patience,learning and great skill."Teach me, master!"
Me: You must be worthy to be taught the art of spoon-wielding. Tell me,have you ever used a spoon before?
*eye twitching*u eat wid the same spoon u use to take ppl's eyes out???
I'm gonna puke
*feeling sick*
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Me: @Babafaba. Well then,you may already have mastered the art. Where did you learn your spoon-using techniques from?
Me: Ah,China. How long did you learn there?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwgross babafaba just GROSS
Me: You do not understand the power of spoons,Sam. It is better that you do not speak on this matter. @Babafaba. Thirteen years,that is good. Have you completed your training by speaking the oath yet?
I just discovered spoons can be used for gross stuff
