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jenny, JACK COME BACK!
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Apr 13, 2014 02:16PM

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Piper: Okay, now you're just kidding. What really happens?
Me: GREAT DANGERS. VERY GREAT DANGERS. THEY WILL TEAR US TO PIECES, STEAL ALL OF OUR LOVED ONES, BURN DOWN OUR HOUSES, TURN THE EARTH INTO A PILE OF DUST.

Me: LOl, rhymes with spades! Right Apollo??

Me: *slow clap* I can't even cook, and I'm an adult already!

Piper: Okay, now you're just kidding. What really happens?
Me: GREAT DANGERS. VERY GREAT DANGERS. THEY WILL TEAR US TO PIECES, STEAL ALL OF OUR LOVED ONES, BURN DOWN ..."
Me: Woah is this Rachel Attack?!?!

Piper: Weirdo.


Piper: Let me guess: dead?
Me: Yes, dear...Very much so...

Piper: Jenny, if you wanted to play soccer, you could've just asked.
Me: GIRL, THIS IS NOT A GAME. THIS IS WAR.

Piper: Don't. Nobody make a move on Jenny.
Me: Wow, you're so thoughtful. I never knew you liked me, Piper. *sniffle*

Piper: Not true! I like Jenny...Sometimes...

*cough* Back to business. Hades, if you and Hecate join forces, I am sure that the dangers would lessen slightly.
Piper: Slightly?!