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Gods of Olympus
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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
XD Gods get offended by lesser human beings...This is new.
Hades: *blasts brother* HECATE TAUGHT ME THIS
Me: HAAAAAAAAADES!!!! *screams in his ear* HAVE YOU GIVEN YOUR CHILD NICO A COOKIE LIKE I TOLD YOU TO?!?!
Hades: I haven't seen him... *runs*
Nico (Hades) wrote: "Hades: *blasts brother* HECATE TAUGHT ME THIS"*perks up* HECATE taught you that? What else did she teach you?
Piper: -_-
Hades: Nothing much. I haven't heard from her in a while... I blame Zeus.
Me: *catches Hades before he can run away* *slaps Hades* WHAT TYPE OF FATHER ARE YOU?!
Me: Wait, so are you and Hecate a thing now? :D...Victoria, you don't just go about randomly slapping people...
Me: Hecades? We need a ship name, people! *slaps Jenny* *smiles innocently* My arm just had a spasm.
Hades: NO!!! We're not a thing as you say.
Me: O.O You should be the one locked in a mental asylum, Victoria, not me...Piper: I highly doubt that.
Me: -_-"
Nico (Hades) wrote: "Hades: NO!!! We're not a thing as you say."Me: YES YES YES. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT, YOU HAVE TO. COME ON. PLEASE.
Hades: WE. ARE. NOT. A.
THING.
Me: Yes. You. Are. Fine then, you're a couple. Does that make you feel better?
Me: Pairing?Newly weds?
In love?
Crushes?
Hades: Not a pairing, not newly weds, not in love, not crushes, not together, not a couple, not a thing, not married, not dating, not lovers, not bound for life, not ANYTHING. Just friends. Not even that I think. Companions.
Me: Acquaintances, then. You'll get there. Don't worry. Some day in the future...*stares off into the distance*
Me: *slaps Hades* YOU GUYS ARE A THING! HECADES!
Hades: NEVER
Me: I SHIP IT!!!
Me: I SHIP IT!!!
Me: *fist pumps Nico (Hades)* HECADES!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I SHIP IT SO MUCH! Piper, Jenny, and I used to set them up and stuff
Me: *grins*Piper: Not up to it.
Me: That was always fun.
Hades: *smacks Nico* NO.
Hades: *smacks Nico* NO.
Me: O.O STOP. NO. WHY IS EVERYONE SLAPP--Piper: *slaps*
Me: Oh. My. Gods. I am done with this. *locks self in mental asylum room*
Me: Why did you do that? *hurt*
Hades: *crosses arms*
Hades: *crosses arms*
Me: *slaps Hades* Violence is fun. :)
Me: *muffled noise* Have you even experienced getting slapped yourself, Victoria? Not fun.
Me: No... I haven't been slapped... Yet
Me: I CAN'T HEAR YOU.Piper: She can. What did you do?
Me: I MADE DINNER SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT SETTING ANYTHING ON FIRE!!
Piper: That's great!Me: FIRE?! WHERE!??!?
Me: *sets Jenny and Hades on fire* :D VIOLENCE! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me: AND I AM LORD OF TIME AND SASS DONT MESS WITH ME. *eats way through time vortex*
Me: Cool!...Hades is immortal. It wouldn't do him much good--Wait, I'm not immortal. Crap.
Me: *dumps bucket of water on Jenny* LIVE
Me: *pushes Jenny into a waterfall*
Me: *strangled noises* Poseidon help me.
Me: *drags Jenny back here* *hugs*
*snicker* How old is your brother?