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Gods of Olympus
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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
Julia Hooah, it's an Army thing! wrote: "☻ Neha, sista. You're awesome. https://d202m5krfqbpi5.cloudfront.net..."
Me: Uhh...Thanks
The picture was just to weird not to have in there....
Nancy (Apollo) wrote: "Me:no,i won't say that pictured managed to thoroughly creep me out"it's a glitch on the Sims someone found.
Hecate: I think Hades is too scared to come on Goodreads because of me.
Me: I thought you made a truce!
Hecate: After a truce, I think he would still be scared of me!
Me: I thought you made a truce!
Hecate: After a truce, I think he would still be scared of me!
Me: Lol. I hope not. I mean he's the god of the deads which include zombies, ghosts and all those creepy dudes, and HE'S SCARED?!?!?
Me: Hecate is also the goddess of necromancy, which means she can control the dead as well.
Me: Oops. Than Hades should be scared :D
Me: *panicking* OH SCHIST ITS HECATE!!!! SHALEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! (shalef is an arabic way of saying run but its mostly used for ditching class STILL works both ways)
Hades: What did I miss? Sorry I've been gone. It's flu season, lots of death.
Hecate: We were saying how I probably scared you away.
Me: *sigh*
Me: *sigh*
Hades: No... It's just busy down here.
Hecate: I should know. I visited you earlier, but you weren't there! So I made myself comfortable and ate some of your pomegranates.
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: I should know. I visited you earlier, but you weren't there! So I made myself comfortable and ate some of your pomegranates."Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: Why is she in a ball gown? OH GODS, WERE YOU GOING OUT WITH HADES?"
o.O
Hecate: Yeah, I ate twelve pomegranate seeds? That okay with you, Hades?
Me: O.o DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?
Me: O.o DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE JUST DONE?
Apparently not...
Hecate: What?
Me: *sigh* -_- I'm going to miss you,
Me: *sigh* -_- I'm going to miss you,
Hecate: :( Hades, can I talk to you for a moment? GASHBEEN, DON'T SAY A WORD!
Me: :) Hades, you're married to Hecate!
Hecate: >8( (smacks Gashbeen) Thanks a lot!
Me: Can't you get a divorce? Owww...
Hecate: Apparently not, for some strange reason. APHRODITE IS BEHIND THIS! IT'S REVENGE FOR CALLING HER AN IDIOT!
Me: :) Hades, you're married to Hecate!
Hecate: >8( (smacks Gashbeen) Thanks a lot!
Me: Can't you get a divorce? Owww...
Hecate: Apparently not, for some strange reason. APHRODITE IS BEHIND THIS! IT'S REVENGE FOR CALLING HER AN IDIOT!
Me: Woah, when did they two got married??
Me: Centuries ago, but they had no idea, apparently.
Me: Amnesia.
Hecate: Yes. Hades and I had amnesia because of a prank played by HERMES.
Hecate: Yes. Hades and I had amnesia because of a prank played by HERMES.
Athena: So finally the memory is returning eh? Poor Hermes..
Hello! You are awesome, and I wanna marry your son, Nico! If he has an evil twin anywhere, please tell me so we can hook up, even though he'd be evil.
Hecate: You do realize that Gashbeen is forcing Nico to date Leo, right? I refuse to associate myself with her. (slowly scoots away from Gashbeen)
Me: (holds Nico over vat of burning acid) Where are you going, Hecate? :(
Me: (holds Nico over vat of burning acid) Where are you going, Hecate? :(
What? But I love Leo and Nico. . . Dang, guess I'll have to go for the Stoll brother that Hypnos didn't eat.
Me: O.o HYPNOS ATE SOMEONE?
Hecate: I'm so BORED. Didn't you know, Gashbeen? It's common knowledge among us gods.
Hecate: I'm so BORED. Didn't you know, Gashbeen? It's common knowledge among us gods.
Yeah, first he threatened to eat my kids, (I'm Mellie, by the way" then he ate Travis Stoll, but not Connor because he wanted him to suffer alone. Then he ate Chiron, Grover, and some other people.I really thought that Cronus was the one that ate people, but oookay. . .
Me: *scoots in*... SPARE ME, HADES! I'M NOT READY TO DIE (Or ever will be)!!!!
If you go under Ask Mellie, you can see who's eating who:)I'm not eating anyone, but Hypnos is. . .
Hecate: Hypnos is a lot like Cronos...
Hecate: Gashbeen, hands away from my chainsaw...(holds chainsaw protectively)
Me: But it's an item of historical value!
Me: But it's an item of historical value!
how dare you ship leo and nico we ship CALEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo
I ship Leyna!!!!!! Wwooohooooo!!!!
Me: Isn't it ironic how Hades rules the dead people but he isn't dead?Eros: Yes, I've wondered that too
Hades: Dont think about it. You'll only confuse yourself.
Me: HAHA
Me: HAHA
Me: I GET IT!Eros: You do?
Me: He has to live to control the dead.
Hades: Wait WHAT?!
Me: YESSSS!!!!
Me: YESSSS!!!!
Me: IM IN!!!!
Hades: B-but-
Me: ZIP IT
Hades: B-but-
Me: ZIP IT
Me: YES WEDDING.
Hades: *death glare*
Hades: *death glare*
Hecate: (takes off duct tape) Hey, Hades, wouldn't your death glares kill people literally, because you're the god of death?
Hades: Sadly no... But Thantos can do that
Hecate: If only your death glares could kill these mortals... :( WAIT, I'M ALREADY DATING SOMEONE!
Me: No you're not. I canceled all of your dates with Alucard.
Hecate: >8( DEATH.
Me: No you're not. I canceled all of your dates with Alucard.
Hecate: >8( DEATH.
Me: Okaaaay....
Hades: I swear all three of you meddling kids are getting a one way trip to the Fields of Punishment.
Hades: I swear all three of you meddling kids are getting a one way trip to the Fields of Punishment.
Nico (Hades) wrote: "Hades: Sadly no... But Thantos can do that"
Alex: Hey, Nico. *Warmly smiles*
//Me: Oh, no...
Alex: Hey, Nico. *Warmly smiles*
//Me: Oh, no...
IPod,
Clothes
books ( etc. Stuff normal people want)
then there's:
A banana boat
Batman/robin costume
Jetpack. '
Stapler ( I REALLY WANT THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA AND I CAN"T EXPLAIN WHY Without EXPLAINING A BUNCH OF INSIDE JOKES)