Ask Demigods discussion
Gods of Olympus
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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
Me: So Hades, who is better...Nico or Hazel?
Hecate your mean =(
Lord Hades,have you given a raise to Charon yet?
Hecate: Charon DOES deserve a raise, Hades.
Percy: Except I don't think Hades was too happy to know that Charon had let us through for a bit of drachmas......
I don't think so either I can imagine how mad he is
Hecate: Well, I can convince Hades. After all, I am Persephone's best friend. But I do not know what happened to Persephone.
Hecate: To give Charon a raise. You have to admit, Charon has been working hard. He deserves a raise! Think of the family he has that doesn't exist!
Hades: I did give him a raise. I give him his regular pay and an Italian suit.
Me: Did you know that the weight of one blue whale is equal to the weight of 425,000 kittens?
Hecate: Hades,an Italian suit and his regular pay does not count as a raise. Perhaps his own room in your palace and more money.
Me: By the way, I'm not going to be on as often because my older sister put a password on my iPad and won't put it in or tell me what it is. I don't get the computer often, but I managed to get it this time.
Me: iPad. And she says it's a "punishment." WHY IS SHE PUNISHING ME? WHAT THE HECK DID I DO?
Me: She's 17. Also, right now my dad is pretty busy and my mom is out shopping.
Me: You should say something when your mom gets home. Or do something REALLY nice for your sister and ask her if you can have the password when she's in a good mood.
Me: But then she'll get in more trouble...
ATTACK HER WITH 425,00 KITTENS!
ATTACK HER WITH 425,00 KITTENS!
Me: THROW A BLUE WHALE AT HER!
Me: Gashbeen's sister locked her iPad and won't give her the code.
Me: XP YEP.
Hades: What are you up to?
Hades: What are you up to?
Hades: *shrugs* I'm going to go ask the fates.
Me: *grabs on to Hades' leg* PLEASE! DONT LEAVE ME HERE!
Hades: What in the name of Olympus?
Me: Uh... I get... Um... Hmm....................... SEPARATION ANXIETY!
Hades: What in the name of Olympus?
Me: Uh... I get... Um... Hmm....................... SEPARATION ANXIETY!
Hades: Get off. *shakes Nico off his leg*
Me: *lays on the floor* PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME!!!! *starts to cry* I CANT GO ON!!!
Me: *lays on the floor* PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME!!!! *starts to cry* I CANT GO ON!!!
Hades: *has children climbing on him* Gods... I feel like a baby sitter
Me: WAAAAAAH!!!
Me: WAAAAAAH!!!
Me: HI! I finally got my sister to put in the password and I saw what she put in and I turned off the password. YAY! By the way, Hecate is on.
Hecate: Hi!
Hecate: Hi!
Me: Hi Circe is on too but refusing to leave the closet.
Hecate: Circe, why do you refuse to leave the closet? Maybe you could make a clone to be out of the closet for you.
C: *muffled because of the door* I am not leaving this closet ever again!!
Me: She has been in there for hours now
Me: She has been in there for hours now
Hecate: Then make a clone so YOU don't leave the closet ever again!
C: *muffled* that won't help at all
Me: I think this is your problem Hecate
Me: I think this is your problem Hecate
this whole thing is funny what I'm reading haha
that's true
C: *Muffled* I don't care! Go annoy Zeus instead I am staying in your closet no matter what!
Hecate: You did! You fooled us all! (drags Circe out of the closet and puts her in Hecate's closet) My closet is better. You can imagine it to be anything you want.
uh huh
C: * runs into Alpa's closet* *muffled* I am staying in Alpa's closet now
Me: Wait no I don't want Hecate in my house!!
Me: Wait no I don't want Hecate in my house!!
*knocks on the closest* are you ok G.L.A
C: *Muffled* Yes everything is fine
Me: No it is not there is not room for two people in my closet
Me: No it is not there is not room for two people in my closet
Hecate: I'm not leaving Alpa's closet OOH A COMPUTER! (dashes out of closet and plays shooting games on computer)
hahah are you sure you don't sound ok
C: *Muffled * Yay Hecate is out of the closet
Me: Now I only have to get you out
Me: Now I only have to get you out
do you need help with that
Me: That was imaginary.
Hecate: I CAN DESTROY ANYTHING! (kills clone and makes a new one) That clone felt love...