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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
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Nicole - Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die-
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Oct 29, 2013 06:17PM
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Jenny {Piper} wrote: "Piper: Ooh, see, even Connor is planning with me...Me: No no no...Okay, maybe fireworks...But nothing romantic, mmkay? *smiles convincingly*
Piper: Can't fool me, Jenny dear. I've heard you mumb..."
Me: so in denial...just admit it Jenny
Hecate: (turns Osiris normal) RUN, OSIRIS!
Osiris: (teleports)
Me: (steals gun) OSIRIS!
Osiris: (takes gun and disappears)
A few minutes later...
Reporter: That's right, Jane. A young man has killed 199 people, and we're STILL counting. He claims to be immortal and is about to jump off of the Empire State Building. Police are trying to prevent him from committing suicide right now as we speak.
Hecate: :D
Osiris: (teleports)
Me: (steals gun) OSIRIS!
Osiris: (takes gun and disappears)
A few minutes later...
Reporter: That's right, Jane. A young man has killed 199 people, and we're STILL counting. He claims to be immortal and is about to jump off of the Empire State Building. Police are trying to prevent him from committing suicide right now as we speak.
Hecate: :D
Me: OH MY GOSH JENNY YOU LIKE TRAVIS!!!! AAAHH IM SOO HAPY FOR YOU!!M!
Me: O.o I thought u said u were happy for her MOM and I'm like WHAAAAT?!?!? Oh,and JENNAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suck at making ship names -_-
Me: really? YAY!!!!
Me: :)no doubt you're a girl, don't worry about the picture. hahahahahaha
Me: the Ares guy didn't know that -_-
Me: you've got some explanation to do?
Hehe abdallah is slow
Osiris: MY GUN! (steals gun from Connor and enchants it) IF CONNOR TOUCHED THIS GUN, HE WILK BE CURSED TO NEVER BE ABLE TO STEAL EVER AGAIN!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! thats against da rulez!!! Connor cant cant steal!!!!!
Me: Where the Hades is Hades? Ha! Get the pun?A: Thats pretty foolish to tell the meaning of the joke/pun Along withe the joke. Atleast let them think on it. It creates-
Me: FINE!
It's funny don't listen to owl head
Me: I believe u are talking about Horus,but u are mistaken,its an eagle
Me: Ha Ha * sarcasm *Tyson: he's actually laughing
Me : * facepalm *
Hades: Of course... Oh look. A dueling thread? Hmm...
Hades: I haven't been here for almost two weeks.
Hecate: I really wish Hades's vocal cords would pop out. Then I wouldn't have to hear him talk...
Other Me: RIP OUT HIS ORGANS!
Me: (tackles Other Me) PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!
Other Me: RIP OUT HIS ORGANS!
Me: (tackles Other Me) PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!
Other Me: KILL!
Me: I really wish I didn't have an Other Me. Hecate, will you do the honors? I have a headache.
Hecate: (ties and gags Other Me) Why didn't you think of this in the first place?
Me: I really wish I didn't have an Other Me. Hecate, will you do the honors? I have a headache.
Hecate: (ties and gags Other Me) Why didn't you think of this in the first place?
She is physically incapable of helping people.
Hecate: Hades, I can still rip your organs out. You know, that's not a bad idea.
Me: RUN, HADES!
Hecate: STOP STANDING UP FOR HADES!
Me: Oh yeah, I don't like Hades...
Me: RUN, HADES!
Hecate: STOP STANDING UP FOR HADES!
Me: Oh yeah, I don't like Hades...
YESSSS LET US BEGIN THE EVISCERATION!!!!AND THEN WE SHALL STRANGLE THOSE DEFENCELESS VICTIMS WITH THEIR OWN ENTRAILS!!! AND THEN WE SHALL PULL THEIR HEART OUT AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS!!!! THEN WE WILL ROAST THEIR DISFIGURED BODIES ON A BARBEQUE AND THEN FEED IT TO THE WOLVES!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!
*whisper* but no. *rocking* not Hades. Please not Hades.
Clarisse: *freaking out* dude... what the hell??? Umm... *walking away slowly*
Hecate: NO, YOU'LL FEED THE REMAINS TO ME! I'm a cannibal...
Me: You can blame a certain tribe...
Hecate: AZTECS!
Me: There was an Aztec who was secretly a cannibal. IT WAS THANSK TO HER THAT HECATE IS A CANNIBAL!
Hecate: AZTECS!
Me: There was an Aztec who was secretly a cannibal. IT WAS THANSK TO HER THAT HECATE IS A CANNIBAL!
:pYou mean Cannibal the elephant?
or by elephants you mean Frank?
don't worry Grover dude I'll keep you safe ^-^and then with your AWESOME nature skills you shall be doubly safe
yeah sorry XD
