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Ask Hades (and try not to Die)
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Nicole - Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die-
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Oct 29, 2013 06:17PM

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Me: No no no...Okay, maybe fireworks...But nothing romantic, mmkay? *smiles convincingly*
Piper: Can't fool me, Jenny dear. I've heard you mumb..."
Me: so in denial...just admit it Jenny
Hecate: (turns Osiris normal) RUN, OSIRIS!
Osiris: (teleports)
Me: (steals gun) OSIRIS!
Osiris: (takes gun and disappears)
A few minutes later...
Reporter: That's right, Jane. A young man has killed 199 people, and we're STILL counting. He claims to be immortal and is about to jump off of the Empire State Building. Police are trying to prevent him from committing suicide right now as we speak.
Hecate: :D
Osiris: (teleports)
Me: (steals gun) OSIRIS!
Osiris: (takes gun and disappears)
A few minutes later...
Reporter: That's right, Jane. A young man has killed 199 people, and we're STILL counting. He claims to be immortal and is about to jump off of the Empire State Building. Police are trying to prevent him from committing suicide right now as we speak.
Hecate: :D

Oh,and JENNAVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suck at making ship names -_-
Osiris: MY GUN! (steals gun from Connor and enchants it) IF CONNOR TOUCHED THIS GUN, HE WILK BE CURSED TO NEVER BE ABLE TO STEAL EVER AGAIN!

A: Thats pretty foolish to tell the meaning of the joke/pun Along withe the joke. Atleast let them think on it. It creates-
Me: FINE!
Hades: Of course... Oh look. A dueling thread? Hmm...
Hades: I haven't been here for almost two weeks.
Hecate: I really wish Hades's vocal cords would pop out. Then I wouldn't have to hear him talk...
Other Me: RIP OUT HIS ORGANS!
Me: (tackles Other Me) PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!
Other Me: RIP OUT HIS ORGANS!
Me: (tackles Other Me) PUT DOWN THAT KNIFE!
Other Me: KILL!
Me: I really wish I didn't have an Other Me. Hecate, will you do the honors? I have a headache.
Hecate: (ties and gags Other Me) Why didn't you think of this in the first place?
Me: I really wish I didn't have an Other Me. Hecate, will you do the honors? I have a headache.
Hecate: (ties and gags Other Me) Why didn't you think of this in the first place?
She is physically incapable of helping people.
Hecate: Hades, I can still rip your organs out. You know, that's not a bad idea.
Me: RUN, HADES!
Hecate: STOP STANDING UP FOR HADES!
Me: Oh yeah, I don't like Hades...
Me: RUN, HADES!
Hecate: STOP STANDING UP FOR HADES!
Me: Oh yeah, I don't like Hades...

AND THEN WE SHALL STRANGLE THOSE DEFENCELESS VICTIMS WITH THEIR OWN ENTRAILS!!! AND THEN WE SHALL PULL THEIR HEART OUT AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS!!!! THEN WE WILL ROAST THEIR DISFIGURED BODIES ON A BARBEQUE AND THEN FEED IT TO THE WOLVES!!!! WOOHOOO!!!!!
*whisper* but no. *rocking* not Hades. Please not Hades.
Clarisse: *freaking out* dude... what the hell??? Umm... *walking away slowly*
Hecate: NO, YOU'LL FEED THE REMAINS TO ME! I'm a cannibal...
Me: You can blame a certain tribe...
Hecate: AZTECS!
Me: There was an Aztec who was secretly a cannibal. IT WAS THANSK TO HER THAT HECATE IS A CANNIBAL!
Hecate: AZTECS!
Me: There was an Aztec who was secretly a cannibal. IT WAS THANSK TO HER THAT HECATE IS A CANNIBAL!

and then with your AWESOME nature skills you shall be doubly safe