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[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Let's ask the God of Death some questions!!!
So,Hades,um,how's it going down there?

[[deleted user]]

Hades: Fine... Since apparently everyone else is doing it. Unless of course Zeus is doing it.

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

....doing what??

[[deleted user]]

Hades: A q&a of course...

[Pen-pen]

Hestia: Hi Hades, How are you my brother?
Me: *hiding behind hestia's back"

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me:OMGS YAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY FINNALY!!!!!!!! TAKE THAT ATHENA!!!!!!!!!

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Hades did you know your one of the few gods and goddesses that have common sense?

[Neha]

What the Hades? Oh, i mean...umm..Hullo Uncle

Me: Wow, Hades is here?? I hope all the 'Hades' wont break loose :P

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me:oh don't worry
it's contained...ish...

[Pen-pen]

Me: I don't know how will I greet the god of the dead.

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: how about like this :
OH GOD!!! PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!!!!!

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Hades: Seriously?!

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: yes. Seriously. -_-

[Pen-pen]

Me: *shrugged* not a bad idea.
Hestia: try it.
Me: OH GOD!!!!!! PLEASE DON"T KILL ME!!!!!!

[Dhriti, NEHA COME BACK!]

actually a better greeting would be "um, hades,you have a hole in your cloak of souls and your helm of darkness is outdated.just saying":p

[Pen-pen]

Hestia: What can I say, from the daughter of goddes of wisdom, Anabeth you really have it all. Brilliant!

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Percy: I actually agree with Annabeth. The Helm of Darkness is SO outdated. It should look cooler. Like,if it had one of tho-
Me: yeah. We get it. It's old.

[Dhriti, NEHA COME BACK!]

Pen-pen (Hestia) wrote: "Hestia: What can I say, from the daughter of goddes of wisdom, Anabeth you really have it all. Brilliant!"

I know*smug*

[Pen-pen]

Hestia: Are you saying the gods are old?

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Percy: um yeah. I mean,they ARE like three thousand years old,right?

[Pen-pen]

Hestia: We're immortals. I just don't know if that "outdated" thing is an insult, what you think Hades? Can you clarify it Percy!

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Percy: well I'm just saying that it should look cooler

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

Some-person(Percy) wrote: "Percy: um yeah. I mean,they ARE like three thousand years old,right?"

actually give a couple of year more...

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Percy: I try not to be as detailed as Annabeth....

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

well saying that you just a couple of very important millenia,ofcourse you're not detailed..

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Dude,I barely understood what ur saying....

[Pen-pen]

Hestia: No one could barely understand Apollo, mind you!

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

True...

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

whatever,the only smart one in your bunch might understand,where is annabeth?

[Pen-pen]

Hestia: IKR
Me: Did you learn that abbreviation from Athena, my Lady?
Hestia: Sort of

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

please.athena never says "ikr!" she says"yes!I WAS THE RIGHT ONE!"

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Percy: yeah,she's smarter than u too,Apollo

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Percy: I meant Annabeth,not Athena...but speaking of that,Athena's probably smarter than u also

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

NOT DENYING IT,AM I,HERO??!

[Pen-pen]

Nancy (Apollo) wrote: "please.athena never says "ikr!" she says"yes!I WAS THE RIGHT ONE!""


Hestia: Oh, she does! I bet Neha taught her that she even taught her how to use the word "precisely"

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: u know u just called urself dum,right?

[Nancy (Apollo) (George), ANAS COME BACK!]

Some-person(Percy) wrote: "Me: u know u just called urself dum,right?"

technically i didn't.i just said that annabeth is smarter than me,which she is.but i didin't say "EVERYONE IS SMARTER THAN ME!I MA DUMBEST OF ALL"

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: yeah,but u DID say ur dum compared to the two,so HA! to u!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

[[deleted user]]

Hades: What did you do?

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: I just outwitted Apollo *smug smile*

[[deleted user]]

Hades: Good for you. What do you want, a cookie?

[Pen-pen]

Me: I thought, this is Ask Hades. Why is Hades the one asking questions?

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: no,actually,I want the House of Hades,can u give it to me?

[[deleted user]]

Hades: I was being sarcastic fools...

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: look at urself "fool"

[[deleted user]]

Hades: I WILL CRUSH THE SCHIST OUT OF YOU CHILD.

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: oh gosh,that is so wrong,dude.

[[deleted user]]

Hades: *death glare*

[♆Some-person♆, HYPNOS COME BACK!]

Me: QUIT IT!!

[[deleted user]]

Hades: *facepalm*