How I Punched My Future Ex-Husband in the Face

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The latest from Jasmine Schwartz:

http://www.jasmineschwartz.com/2013/1...

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"Couldn’t you have chosen a pepper that doesn’t directly lead to the slaughter of innocents?"

My humor essay in the Rumpus:
http://therumpus.net/2013/10/funny-wo...

[Jasmine]

A new essay on Lou Reed and Relationships in Purple Clover:

http://www.purpleclover.com/relations...

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"The First Report Card and Buddhism"

My latest post on Motherlode:

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/20...

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How Sexy is Your Detective?

The latest post from Jasmine Schwartz:

http://www.jasmineschwartz.com/2014/0...

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"KillTinkyWinky was the most popular site of its kind, and “My Nine-Year-Old Hates Fat People” was my only chance to get a post accepted."

From my humor piece, 'Mommy Blogger's Lament' in Mcsweeneys: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-...