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Dhriti, NEHA COME BACK!
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Oct 25, 2013 05:52AM
i could take her
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Annabeth*aka Dhriti:)* wrote: "i could take her"Clarisee: ummm yeh... Good luck with that.
ClarissE: No seriously. You'll need it.
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: Only when you were in the lake. If it hadn't been for the water, then you would have lost.Me: It's true, Percy. You were LUCKY."
POINT!
Clarisse: and anyway Percy, if u claim to be stronger, then i can practice my fighting skills on you... at least i might even have some real competition...Me: .... you forget he jumped into Tartarus and returned.... thanks to somebody.
Clarisse: ZIP IT!
Me: My questions still up there hanging...
Neha wrote: "Me: So Clarisse, you never told us you had Coach as your protector! I mean SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?When i first read about that i was like 'Why would Clarisse need a protector?' but then i was like 'So T..."
Clarisse:... you never asked...? Well, Hedge is the toughest satyr i know...(unlike those puny roman fauns). So by obviously he would be my protecter... at least until i reached Camp.
Me: By the way you BETTER take care of mellie!!!!
Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse) wrote: "Clarisse: and anyway Percy, if u claim to be stronger, then i can practice my fighting skills on you... at least i might even have some real competition...Me: .... you forget he jumped into Tarta..."
Clarisse,please dont talk.when you talk,the iq of the entire street goes Down
Annabeth*aka Dhriti:)* wrote: "Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse) wrote: "Clarisse: and anyway Percy, if u claim to be stronger, then i can practice my fighting skills on you... at least i might even have some real ..."Clarisse: so ur saying, that when i talk, your IQ decreases??? Gee i guess even when being a daughter of Athena you still cannot stop ur IQ from dropping.... Good luck in life... Seriously. You'll need it.
Actually, I was saying that the IQ of the entire street goes down. Did I at any point mention that I was on the street?
Clarisse: well you would have to be if you were able to hear me clearly and respond.
No no,Clarisse.I'm talking about your general comments...
Me : wait that was a Sherlock quote high five!
Me:yes!!someone got it!!
Me: it takes a awesome person to know it
Me:great minds think alike...
Annabeth*aka Dhriti:)* wrote: "Me:great minds think alike..."Clarisse: thats what the idiots say to make themselves feel better...."Elementry, my dear Watson!"
Wow Clarisse.I didn't know you read Sherlock Holmes.I didn't know you could read at all...Me:you're a really awesome Clarisse^_^
Clarisse: Gee thanks, annabeth -_-@Dhriti - yup. you know it!
Just a fun fact: In the original Sherlock books, he never says "elementry, my dear watson!" it was actually popularized later on due to the various films/tv shows and whatnot... so the original Sherlock from the book series never says that.
Me Haven't read Sherlock books ever *turns and run away*
Hecate: Sherlock Holmes always confused me with how he managed to solve the crimes...
Me: Didn't he solve one of YOUR crimes?
Hecate: :) Yes, he did!
Me: I tried to read the complete volume (1,001 pages exactly) but I couldn't get past page 65.
Me: Didn't he solve one of YOUR crimes?
Hecate: :) Yes, he did!
Me: I tried to read the complete volume (1,001 pages exactly) but I couldn't get past page 65.
Neha wrote: "Me Haven't read Sherlock books ever *turns and run away*"Me: oh that's ok. Neither have I!
Me: Did you say 1001????? Whats in the last page?? Rabbits?.
maybe the book is called: 1001 ways of solving a murder mystery!
me:*ashamed* i couldnt get past page 1...
Me: pfft. I never tried.
Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse) wrote: "Clarisse: and anyway Percy, if u claim to be stronger, then i can practice my fighting skills on you... at least i might even have some real competition...Me: .... you forget he jumped into Tarta..."
Percy: id accept ur challenge Clarisse,its just that im too busy helping in the war against Gaea,unlike YOU.
Me: Nope. It was the four volumes plus some short stories.
Some-person(Percy) wrote: "Sasha Ivashkov-Herondale-Jackson (aka Clarisse) wrote: "Clarisse: and anyway Percy, if u claim to be stronger, then i can practice my fighting skills on you... at least i might even have some real ..."Clarisse: well it's not my fault that the prophecy only meant you could go. Anyway im leading and training the demigods back at camp here, so im still doing my part to help.
Percy: hope u teach them good then.
Clarisse: You bet I am! The Ares cabin is doing exceptionally well! *beams* And those Hephaestus kids are making new weapons in truckloads! I bet camp half-blood could take on those puny romans any day! CHARGE! I cant believe they would attack us! tsk-tsk *shaking head*
Me: Wow you're preparing pretty good. Just remember to impale Octavian at the first sight you get of him ;)
Clarisse: ugh yes. That puny idiot Roman. What a sorry excuse for a leader! Pfft. I cant believe those roman demigods actually listen to him. Oh dont you worry Neha, im saving the best for last... *creepy smile* That Octavian will be regret the day he was born. NO-ONE, and i mean NO ONE, attacks Camp Half-Blood and gets away alive.... I will hunt him down (shouldn't be too hard) and prolong his death as along as possible... No point even preparing to duel with him; he's so skinny i doubt he can even fight.
Athena: Hmm...good. But think about it Clarisse, Octavian is a strong speaker. But he is a coward. Because he wants to rule (as most of those idiot romans wants to), he wont be 'actually' on the battlefield. He'll just keep perusing others about the fight but himself hide behind them (seriously apollo, WHY???). And is he keeps being alive, there will be lot of bloodshed on both sides, and he'll just sit there persuing whatever army he'll have left. All in all, he's not gonna fight till the very end, which will prolong the war and cause hundreds of deaths in the way.Me: *yawns* Your point???
A: *bluntly* Find him and kill HIM first.
Clarisse: *bows* Thankyou, LAdy Athena. You are the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy, so your advice is valuable. Plus we gotta get your revenge on those silly romans for turning the great Athena into Minerva. tsk-tsk. Stupid romans dont know an awsme goddess when they see one. *shaking head*We'll have to split the demigods. A small party, led by me of course, will covertly sneak into the Roman base and hunt down that Octavian and his second commanding officers. The rest of the demigods will be at the war... sound good, Athena?
Athena: Actually no. If you want the best strategy, it is to hold your ground. Don't attack yet. Wait for the Roman Praetor and his comrades to come to the Camp. Even if you hunt Octavian down the Romans wont trust you ever. *muttering* And i dont want schizophrenic headches!Me: Lol comrades :D
Clarisse: Of course we wont attack first! We're not leaving camp! If we saty at camp, then we've got the home-ground advantage.... So how do we kill Octavian then if we cannot infiltrate their HQ?Me: NOOO REYNA WILL COME AND BLEEEEEEEP
**CENCORED - SPOILER ALERT!
Percy: aww,but I was seriously liking the whole "let's kill Octavian" plan...
Clarisse: YES! WE ARE KILLNG HIM! Even Percy agrees!ME: BUT-BUT! Athena has a good point! If you kill him, the romans will never trust you!
Clarisse: ugh! Stop whining and shutup! *chucks rock at Sasha* Now go get that missile launcher of yours ready!
A:think of it strategically, killing Octavian is not a good idea. There are lots of other uses for him, ransoming him,using him to gain their trust etc. why kill him?
Clarisse: *gasp* Oh. Thats true! I guess kidnapping him is not such a bad idea... hmmm...
Me: *gasp* we could TORTURE him!!!!!!!YESSSSSS!!!!!!!
Me: We could take Octavian, AND PUSH HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Me: or TORTURE him!!!! with knives!!!!!! and missile launchers!!!!! and guns!!!! and swords!!!! and SPOONS!!!!
HES THE TEDDY BEAR NOW! WE MUST AVENGE THE PANDA
Tyson: * face peanut butter and jelly *. (( facepalm with peanut butter and jelly ))
Me: *facespoon* .........ow
