Language & Grammar discussion
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Ca va, Danny. Je suis un speaker d'Anglais qui est trying improver son Francais.
Well, never mind. We sort of stumble through the language together here. No language is "easy" when you think about it, so I just don't think about it so much. It's worked so far in life.
Well, never mind. We sort of stumble through the language together here. No language is "easy" when you think about it, so I just don't think about it so much. It's worked so far in life.


But these are my two truths and a lie:
I have met a real life spy.
I have shaken hands with President Bill Clinton.
I have seen Queen Elizabeth II live.


1. I have two webbed toes on each foot
2. I can't swim
3. I'm drowning in debt

Thanks, and you were close. It was my mom (and her family) who knew the spy, I didn't get the chance to meet him before his death. Kylmän sodan agentti: Kaukopartiojohtaja Lauri Solehmaisen elämäntarina this tells his life story (The agent of the cold war). He was one of the former reconnaissance soldiers who were asked and trained by NATO to cross the Soviet border and see what was happening there in the early 1950s.
Welcome Tanya and Tytti (it's a "T" kind of day here). Hope to see you around more often than not.
Oh. And interesting trivia.
Oh. And interesting trivia.


I have to say, my biggest pet-peeve of authors is their usage of the comma splice. I could stab a book with excessive comma splices. But now I have a kindle and that's not a good idea...
Anyways... yay! Can't wait to have fun here!

Hi, Ami. My 8th graders are enamored with comma splices, too. Still, as you point out, many authors indulge as well. Yeah, yeah. They're supposedly breaking the rules because they know 'em. Still, it's hard. Kind of like a Kindle.
Welcome, MaryKate from "You've Got a Friend in" Pennsylvania. Sheesh. Is that still on the license plate or am I dating myself?
Welcome, MaryKate from "You've Got a Friend in" Pennsylvania. Sheesh. Is that still on the license plate or am I dating myself?

I will be quilty of this because they are "mandatory" in Finnish. We were never actually taught the English punctuation in school. They just said it was so different and when in doubt leave it off.
And in Finnish we don't have "grammar freaks" but "comma f*uckers". (A direct translation, though I normally use "a comma filer".)


Hey... Was that a joke? I can't even tell anymore...

Hey... Was that a joke? I can't even tell anymore..."
Yes and a silly one at that. Right now the east coast has artic freeze temperatures, here in the US. Me I live on the west coast, NE lives on the east coast.

Hey... Was that a joke? I can't even tell anymore..."
Yes and a silly ..."
Oh. I'm on the west coast too.

Hey... Was that a joke? I can't even tell anymore..."
Ye..."
North, south or some place in between?

Orange County is where Awesome Carol lives."
Funny person, Santa Ana. LOL!
Miranda wrote: "Oakland, in fact. <3"
I'd call Oakland, Northern California.
I'm souther in OC than Carole.
I'd call Oakland, Northern California.
I'm souther in OC than Carole.



I was in contact with grammar my whole life, since my childhood... (my mom used to teach it, but no English grammar) and I have it incorporated in my cell structures, so to speak. I suppose in my mother thonge I am a grammar nazi and a "comma splicer" to. Words are my work instruments, but I am not a teacher, nor a editor
I love whole words and am not so much a fan of abbrs., but I have learned to be flexible in these times of vocal- and consonants eaters (also know as texters).
Here are my two trues and one lie:
1. My shoes have melted from walking on volcano lava one time
2. I have been under surveillance by agents (the spy from Tytti, maybe?) in a period of my live
3. I´m allergic to chocolate


Mitts were not allowed because of enviroment´s rules (and the cook needed them for the lizzard pie).

Mitts were not allowed because of envir..."
Being allergic to chocolate would have been the worst of those. And my parents were probably under surveillance once when visiting USSR so that's not really surprising either. Or the lava thing...

I didn't do two truths and a lie, so let me think...
1. I have an over 2 hour commute to and from work everyday
2. I live on a farm of sorts, complete with eight chickens, one rooster, and three dogs.
3. I once lived in Italy for a year.



And by way of introduction, I'm Jay Bederwehl and I love to tell stories as much as read them.
Books mentioned in this topic
Masters of the Word: How Media Shaped History (other topics)An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge (other topics)
In Search of Lost Time (other topics)
The Elements of Style (other topics)
Eats, Shoots and Leaves: 2007 Calendar (other topics)
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