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1,000 Ways to annoy someone in an elevator
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Erica
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Aug 20, 2013 02:50AM
110. Tell everyone u sell avon and enthusiasticly hand out panthlsets while telling them how amazing it is. (someone did this to me)
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111) walk up to someone, pull the leg of their pants up and say "thank god one of us remembered to wear matching socks today!"
112) walk around the supermarket with a soft toy and procceed to loudly argue with it about how it never listens to you and you feel that your conversations are just too one-sided :P
113) hop into a crowded elevator and then the moment the doors close start pounding on the walls and hysterically scream "IT WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN LIKES THIS"
114. Repeat over and over again the numbers '4 8 15 16 23 42'
115. When you walk into the elevator, glance around and say 'I've got a bad feeling about this.'
116. Hum jeopardy music, starting off quietly and getting louder and louder.
117. Keep jumping up and down with more force each time.
118 poke people in their arms, back, legs... just poke someone over and over again and once they say something start on another person
119. Walk up to people and say in their face, "May the force be with you" XD
120. Talk like Yoda. Or Jar-Jar Binks.
121. Fill the elevator floor with foam balls, and say, "Welcome to the ball pit elevator!"
122. Wear all black, and carry a knife. Go in the corner and stare at people for the whole time they are in the elevator.
Deliberately wallk into people, then shout at them "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!!"
125. Say "I've been expecting you," then creepily smile and do your best evil laugh the whole ride
126. Pretend to be a mentally unstable ghost and sit in the corner the whole time crying uncontrollably. If anyone tries to console you, scream at them that they don't understand the pressures of being a ghost and how hard it is to be nice to everyone when they can see straight through you
127.) Yell "GROUP HUG!!!" and then force everyone into a group hug.
128. As soon as the door closes just be like: "what the hells your problem!", then start ranting about some random nonsense
Go up to someone and start asking questions like, "Can I have your number? Did you know you're cute? Do you like that I like you? Can I have your autograph?" and stare at them like you're in love.
129. When the doors close get real close to soomeone on the elevator and inhail really hard, making sure that they know that you just smelled them, and when they give you that "WTF?" look just say you cou;dnt help yourself they smelled sooo nice!!! hahahaha
130. Start ranting uncontrollably about book-to-movie adaptations (this should give you HEAPS to rant about :P) and blurt out all of the spoilers
Once the doors close, start running from corner to corner to corner, around and around, just don't stop moving! Make noises like you're about to throw up, a cat coughing, and a drowning sheep. Close to your floor, curl up into a ball and hyperventilate, muttering to yourself anything that might help them believe you are certifiably insane. Then when the doors open, stand up and walk out like nothing happened.
132: list all the annoying things you COULD HAVE done, but didn't
133: take several selfies and make a lot of fuss about how great you look and how much you would totes bang yourself if you were someone else and make sure you flick your hair in other peoples face and then walk out like a fabulous B***h
134. Bring a space heater onto the elevator, then sell bottles of water to people.
135. Bring in a large amount of balloons, and make sure they're crowding everyone. Then begin to pop them, one by one. And laugh really loudly, and continueously at the sound. At the end of the ride, say "Okay. Now all I need for my niece's party is a present. And a cake of course." Then lick your lips.
Wear a body suit and complain about how hot it was two years ago and then demand every one turn around while you spray tan yourself with an imaginary spray bottle then start lagging and talking to yourself and then let them turn around but press each button individually and step out but then get back in and do it for every button
137. When someone gets in the elevator stare at them and when they look scream*NO YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME* over and over.
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139. huddle in a corner facing the wall and make meowing noises
140 have a knife, doesn't matter if it's plastic, as long as it looks real, and stroke the flat of the blade saying "soon, soon..." while staring at one of the people.
141 while you are the only one in the elevator, use shaving cream and put a devils trap on the floor and make sure that when people first come in they can't mess it up, then get in the middle. when some one comes in pretend you are trapped and ask them to mess up a line. if they do, pretend that you are a demon and at the next floor get out and praise satan.
Trinity wrote: "38. Pretend your on the phone with your doctor and say "Yes, I think my rash went away...no I'm not itching anymore." Then scratch your butt."I think I died, laughing so hard at this one. hahah
142: wear a grim reaper costume and just stand there quiet staring at the person nearest you
143. Say "Now that I've gathered you all here,"
144. Pretend the person nearest you has something on their face and offer to get it off then lick your finger and act like you are gonna clean their face off. (haha saw that one on one of the Finial Destination movies)
145.) Wisper nonsense over and over again whike tapping on the alarm button.
146. Begin preaching about the ways of Jediism and Pastafarianism, wearing a jedi robe and a colander as a hat (yes, they both exist XD)
