1,000 Ways to annoy someone in an elevator

[julia]

60. Ask someone with a watch what time it is and before they can answer start singing 'What time is it?' from High School Musical.

[Charlotte]

61.) Bring a sign that says "Property of Voldemort" onto the elevator, and wave it in everyone's faces saying "Get off the elevator, filthy muggles!" If anyone asks who Voldemort is, slap them, and shout, "DON'T SAY HIS NAME YOU IDIOT MUGGLE!" Then take out a stick, (act like you SERIOUSLY believe its a wand), and use the "killing curse" on all of them.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

62. Tell cheesy knock-knock jokes!

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

63. Pop packaging bubbles. Once you get down to only a few, place the bubbles sheet on the ground and jump up and down.

[[deleted user]]

64. Drop your purse/bags and wait t until the entire contents have spilled, then yell, "WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO PICK THAT UP?!"

[Erica]

Sing hips dnt lie by shakira and dance to the lyric on the peraon next to you.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

66). Blast "Whip My Hair" by Willow on your phone and proceed to whip your hair back and forth in people's faces.

[Charlotte]

67). Wear an outfit that makes you look like you work at the building, and stand next to all the buttons. If anyone asks you to press the button of the floor they want to go to, press a button that is in the opposite direction of where they want to go. Then, as they are getting off the elevator,inform them that you do not work there, and add that they should have fun taking the stairs. Also add that between you and them, they could use the weight loss.

[[deleted user]]

68. Explain to the person the entire storyline of Les Mis. (including the songs!)

[Trinity]

69. Walk around the elevator pushing people out of your way whistling, "Here kitty kitty." When they ask what are you doing, say "I cant find my imaginary kitty." Then continue looking.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

70. Tap your foot repetitively, clear your throat, crinkle a wrapper, and chew really crunchy food all at once.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

71. Stare at yourself in the elevator mirror and keep giving yourself compliments: "Hi gorgeous!" "Hey good lookin'!"

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

72. Give lectures about saving the trees!!

[julia]

73. Sing "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift.

[[deleted user]]

74. sing Harry Potter puppet pals: the mysterious ticking noise.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

75. Make hand puppets and have them argue and fight with each other.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

76. Make conversation with people in the elevator and use texting short cuts: "Tots, yolo, idk, btw," etc....

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

77. In a crowded elevator, take off your jacket and "accidently" elbow everyone around you.

[julia]

78. Juggle eggs and 'accidentally' drop one on someone's head.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

79. Read a book and start crying uncontrollably.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

80. Discreetly tie someone's shoes together.

[julia]

81. Run around the elevator screaming "He's back! Voldemort's back!"

[Erica]

Look everyone in the eye and yell, Dnt make me!!! I dnt wanna go back you promised!! over and over...

[julia]

84. Pretend you are trapped in an invisible box.

[Erica]

86.laugh uncontrollubly and if so one asks if your ok say he did it!! I can't believe he did it!!

[julia]

87. Stand on someone's foot for the entire elevator ride.

[Erica]

Bathe in garlic and then get inside and mutter over and over "Their out there......have to ward them off...."

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

90. Have your phone on and do some social damage: Chimes for texts, trills for emails, tweets for tweets, and so on. The different, constant sound effects are bound to drive someone nuts.

[Erica]

92. Start pulling your hair every which way while singing the cup song.

[[deleted user]]

What's the cup song!

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

Anna Kendrick's Pitch Perfect :(

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

92** Keep fidgeting and keep saying "Are we there yet?"

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

94. Drop your drink and have it splash all over people.

[[deleted user]]

95. Sing "It's our party we can do what we want. it's our party we can..." in the same deep voice as in the song (We can't stop) overandoverandover again.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

96. Vent about all of your silly problems to people who don't care.

[julia]

97. Spray paint a hopscotch grid onto the elevator floor and then play hopscotch.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

98. Talk about school gossip.

[julia]

98. Hold out a deck of cards to each person in the elevator and have them each chose one. Then use the cards to 'predict the future' of each person. Say things like 'You will be successful' or 'You will win the lottery.' Then tell the last person that they will die a slow and painful death in an elevator accident.

[julia]

Sorry that was 99

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

100. Gush about how hot someone is.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

101. Squeal and shriek about a new book or movie release.

[julia]

102. Meditate on the elevator floor and yell at anyone who talks.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

103. Read Clockwork Princess's epilogue and when you are crying your eyes out, scream at anyone who looks at you.

[julia]

103. Paint your nails.

[julia]

That was 104. Sorry!

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

105. Spray noxious perfume.

[julia]

106. Pretend to be selling girl-scout cookies. When someone wants to buy them, say they aren't for sale.

[julia]

107. Once the elevator doors close, run from wall to wall and start screaming hysterically about how the walls are closing in.

[Rachel , The Attentive One]

108. Claim to be claustrophobic and demand that everyone be 2 feet away.

[julia]

109. Stare at someone really hard. Hopefully
then they will ask if you have met. Say 'Yeah I think so. Did we meet in prison?'