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1,000 Ways to annoy someone in an elevator
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Rachel , The Attentive One
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Aug 12, 2013 10:37AM
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2.) sing Justin Beiber at the top of your lungs (love this BTW, it's going to be so fun!)
3.) Acting like you're going to throw up.
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7.) Pretend to say on the phone, "I haven't showered for a week! I don't think the person next to me has either!" then laugh loudly.
10.) rock out to an imaginary song
12. Tell the person next to you about your "Super hot, romantic, lovable" imaginary boyfriend.
14. Giggle about something imaginary for the whole time.
16. Announce that your grandma just sent pictures of her dogs kidney.
17. Stand really, really, really close to somebody and say its bc of lack of space when you are the only two on the elevator.
17. Shout ''random dancing'' and start dancing silly
18. Pretend like you're a spy.
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21. Hum the elevator music a loud a you can and look around like you can't figure out who's doing it.
23. Say "yeah they just let me out yesterday." On your phone then act offended and throw your stuff around the elevator yelling and crying.
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27. Make conversation with someone and spit with every word you say.
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29. Pretend to sneeze on your hand then try to shake hands with somebody. When they refuse act really offended and ask them if they have a problem and start crying.
30. Tell the other ppl in the elevator that they have nice hair and start stroking their heads. tell them that they have nice hands and touch their hands. Etc.
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34. Surreptitiously open your purse and whisper, "Got enough air in there??"
35. Insist on holding the doors open until the penny you dropped down the shaft goes 'plink' at the bottom.
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38. Pretend your on the phone with your doctor and say "Yes, I think my rash went away...no I'm not itching anymore." Then scratch your butt.
Get in an akward posision and stare at one person possesively and when they get off shout "But we just met!!!"
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42. Look at a text and automatically start jumping in the air tapping the person's shoulder next you saying, "Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!"
44. Pretend to yell on the phone, and say, "Yeah, y'know, Josh Hutcherson and I eloped last year, and now Jennifer Lawrence hates my guts, but sh, don't tell. If anyone knows, they might be in trouble with Joshie. We also..." and continue neatly screaming in the person's ese about this.
45. While in the elevator, randomly start crying and banging on the doors. When someone asks what's wrong, tell them that you found out that unicorns aren't real.
46. Lean up close to someone, stare at them intensley, and whisper, "You remind me of Dobby."
^^LOL! 47. Tap on the person's shoulder several times and whisper closely, "I am not feeling so good." then squat down with your hands on you knees and start gagging.
47. When the elevator door closes, start stretching your legs, bending down, twirling, basically doing exercises, purposely getting in people's space. And when the doors open, run out as fast as you can, yelling "I GOTTA PEEEEE!"
49. Put on headphones and sing a high pitched song way off, sing very loudly and start dancing with the person.
50) moo at each person or each elevator ding, moo at everything or just moo
52. Read Harry Potter out loud in a really awful British accent.
53). When you walk into the elevator gasp suddenly, and stare at a single person. Stand as far away from them as possible. If anyone asks, you are deathly allergic to ugly people.
54). Fart EXTREMELY loudly, then turn to the person to your left with a look of utter disgust on your face, and say; "Was that YOU?"
55). Walk into the elevator with your finger to your lips, and phone to your ear. Smack the first person who says anything. If no one says anything, say "Woah. Awkward silence!" and laugh really loudly.
56). If you are alone on the elevator, smack the next person about to get on, and say, "There's no room."
57). Stand incredibly close to someone, and stand perfectly still until they begin to get off of the elevator. Then smack them, and sincerely apologize for your frequent arm spasms.
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