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Sep 28, 2013 04:20PM
Lence sat in the grass, one eye twitching uncontrollably. Too much time with a person who can't understand sarcasm does that to a person.
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Dakota didn't see the body until he tripped over it. He fell on top of... "Lency!" he exclaimed.
Lence's eyes widened. "Gods, you could have given me a warning!"
"Gods, you could have moved out of the way!" he said.
"What?! No sharp comeback? Come to think of it, you didn't even try to attack me when I fell on you!" Dakota said horrified, but then he knew what the problem was. He grabbed Lence around the shoulders, "Did the squirrels get to you?" he asked seriously. He had heard too many horror stories about squirrels mutating people to let it go.
"Yes. The squirrels got to me." She rolled her eyes, one still twitching slightly.
Dakota sat up quickly. "I knew it. Lency, this might hurt." he said then added, "Can you stop doing that weird eye thing, it's frea- oh! It's the squirrels! Prepare yourself!"
((Hey za-za wanna continue?))
((Sure, but I think the garden is in use. Would you like to go somewhere else?))
"Seriously?" Lence couldn't believe how stupid he sounded, and he'd only been in her presence for a few seconds. ((Gtg for a bit. Food. Be back... eventually. :( ))
((Sure:D anywhere works for me))
((Great :D How about the basketball court?))
Dakota just shook his head. Lence still didn't understand. He took his Kool-Aid out of his pocket and poured it into her mouth - squirrels hated sugar. ((Ok. You sound like my friend with the whole food thing - she always ditches me for it! XD I understand. :( ))
((Okay deal. Who's posting first?))
((Food is amazing, but he leaves too fast for me... ))Lence coughed and spat it out. "Gods, what's in that stuff?!?!""
((:) )) "It's the squirrels talking Lence!" he said and poured more down her throat.
Dakota whacked her on the back. "I think they're out." he said.
"No, Lence. I am not the squirrels." he said sincerely. Why was she not understanding this? Did he have to dip her upside down and then make fun of her like he did to that other girl?
Dakota sighed, "I am not crazy, Lence. The squirrels must still be in you." he said and saw a squirrel dart past them. "Lence! It's a squirrel! If we die, just know that you were always a halfway decent friend!"
"And you should know that you were not always this stupid, and- Gods, what was in that stuff??"
"Isn't it great! Three times the recommended amount of sugar!" he said happily.
Lence shuddered. "And I thought NORMAL juice was bad enough!"
"Are you implying that you didn't like it?" he asked - utterly shocked.
"You just ripped out my soul. You know that, right?" he said.
Lence mimed cutting it apart with scissors.
Dakota fell over. When he looked up he saw a bird.
"Yup. I hate juice. Consider yourself broken."
((Dakota just got some advice to give Lence some flowers to make her like him. Think it would work? :D ))
((Where did he get that advice, cause I want to stalk there!?! And... No, probably not.))
"Wow, and here I thought we were friends." he said sadly.
((Beach... XD ... Now he has to try it.))
Lence gave him a look. "How do I know you aren't a squirrel?"
"Oh my gods, Lence, don't be stupid. I drink Kool-Aid." he said like it was obvious. The bird came and landed on his head.
((To the beach! I must read this!))She rolled her eyes. She knew she being a complete jerk, but.....................................
((XD))"Oh my gods, Lence, Lence, Lenceeeeeyyyyy! Is it.... Can it be......................... Flappy?! It is you!" Dakota exclaimed. All of Lence's horrible comments against his precious drink were forgotten in that moment.
"No! Not you again, Flappy!" Lence attempted to shoo the bird away with her hands.((XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You totally nailed her! I feel like Lence should enter into their conversation, or something...))
((XD, totally!)) "Nononononononononono! What are you doing Lence?" he asked - completely horrified. "It's okay, Flappy, I won't let the mean girl get you." he said soothingly to the bird on his head and shielded him with his hands.
Lence began to swat even more ferociously. "No! Save yourself!"
"NO! Flappy don't leave me!" Flappy flew off his head.
Dakota's mouth fell open at the bird's betrayal. "Flappy." he whispered. He turned to Lence.
"He's gone." Lence wiped a bead of sweat off her forehead.
