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Maira
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Jul 24, 2013 02:04PM
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Lol I'm keeping the suspense ;)
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keep it short then. i want to know before i go. :P
Ok guys I'm proud to announce that the winner of the vote and the new addition to the moderator team is.......**drum roll please**
ZENAB ;)
Congratulations ^_^
ZENAB ;)
Congratulations ^_^
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@Maira: Tum haar gaye ho. Go sulk somewhere! Meri Zenab jeet gaye. @Zenab: Yayyy! Hum jeet gayyyy! Woohoo!! I knew it all along.
Ab chaltay hain Zenab Mahal jahan Wazeer-e-Azam Zenab Chaudhary aur President Owaiz press conference kar rahay hain.
* * * * * Victory Speech (Live) * * * * *
We would like to thank everyone who voted for Zenab, and the ones who didn't, well... (just you wait till we find out who didn't vote for her, just wait).
Zenab, what can I say, you already know her so well. A valued member of our community that we've selected khud hi se (unlike the two-faced Dictator Sairah and Dictator Faheem). She's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's smart and she's just awesome. The way she says 'jaani' takes my breath away. Khair, let's not get personal.
Zenab will take this forum to a whole new level. She plans to bring in foreign members and take this forum to international levels. Not only will she give you miserable people a chance to interact with people coming from different cultures but spice this group up and bring forth new and engaging activities.
Zenab will promote Urdu by never speaking English again! She will provide you with more reading opportunities. She will end the piracy by paying for any e-book you people want. She will be bringing in famous authors (including J.K.Rowling) to this forum for interviews (How cool is that!). Not only the famous ones but also the ones no has ever heard about (because they're that bad). She'll encourage writing and help you write more and even publish your own books (with some credits and proceeds going to her). Aap logon ke masail ke barwaqt hal ke liye, Zenab aur maine, decide kia hai ke fauri taur par ek emergency cell qaim kiya jaye. Aap log apnay tamam masail Sairah or Faheem ko message kar saktay hain. Hum aman pasandi ka muzahira karein ge.
Hum ne ainda elections ka naya procedure banaya hai jo jamhooriat ki tarjumani karta hai (unlike the corrupt one by Sairah and Faheem). Elections me hum equality layein ge. Elections me koi bhi hissa le sakta hai. Ainda elections me sirf do candidate hissa lein ge. Ek Zenab aur dusra koi bhi. Aur hum Sohaib ko or Natasha ko ban kar dein ge! *taaliyan*. Maira aur Rao ko hum ne fauri taur par ainda election me hissa lene se permanently disqualify kar dia hai (kyun ke ye group dushman anasir hain).
Hum saray inactive members ko and the ones who don't post ko ek week ki warning ke baad ban kar dein ge! Hum puri koshish karein ge ke Sairah or Faheem ki aamriyat khatam ho jaye.
Aakhir me hum, Zenab aur main, aap logon ka shukriya ada kartay hain ke aapki waja se hamari bara-e-naam jamhooriat jeet gaye. Hum aap ke shukarguzar hain ke aap ne jamhooriat ko support kia aur umeed kartay hain ke aap ainda bhi Zenab ko apnay votes de kar Jamhoori amal jaari rakhein ge. Shukria!
Congratsssssssss dearest!!!!! We want treat!! We want treat!!! :-D:-D:-D:-D:-)
@owaiz Two faced dictator? *shocked face*
Wait if this is fixed then shouldn't you be like i dont know secretly praising faheem and I? :p
Anyway welcome Zenab to the mod crew and if you do get J.K Rowling on here I will love you forever ;) jus saying ^_^
Wait if this is fixed then shouldn't you be like i dont know secretly praising faheem and I? :p
Anyway welcome Zenab to the mod crew and if you do get J.K Rowling on here I will love you forever ;) jus saying ^_^
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And oh yeah, what WE, i don't share power. But since your speech was awesome, you can apply for the vacant position of my speech writer. I can't promise you'll get it, well because you know jamhooriat and all.
Thanks @sairah, and ill get to work on Rowling right away.
@sohaib nd @maira kiya chahiye... Bolo
Lo jee aa gayi tumhari bahen J.K.Rowling. Zenab bahen bohat bohat mubarik ho! <3
Itni khushi hai tumharay jeetnay ki ke kiya bataon. Mere to pairon ke neeche se zameen nikal gaye tumhari jeet ka sun kar. Itni khushi to mujhay Harry Potter ki pehli kitaab ke publish honay par bhi nahi hui thi.
@Sairah: Inshallah, beta, zaroor hoga interview.
Batati chaloon, Zenab aur main saaath hi school gaye thein. Phir iski shadi ho gaye or ye amreeka chali gaye. Maine dukh dard ke maray kitaab likh dali.
Zenab!! Bartaniya kab ao gi? Kal William bhai ko larka hua hai, tum mami ban gaye ho! Bhateejay se milne nahi ao gi kia? Haan waise ab ao gi bhi kyun, iqtedaar me jo a gaye ho, ab kahan lift karao gi. Waise George naam rakha hai, Bari Ammi (Queen) jaan ke abbu ke naam par. Acha main chalti hoon, mubarak dene aye thi, ab un ko chaye bana kar deni hai, phir kapray press kar ke nashta de kar office bhejna hai.
Suno saheli, bachon ko bohat bohat pyar dena aur bhai sahab ko salam zaroor kehna. Bolna Rowling pooch rahi thi aapka. Naraz ho rahi thi ke aapne ek baar bhi yaad nahi kia.
<3 <3 <3
Hehe Owaiz I mean J.k this is soo awesome **fangirling**
Zenab you're the best ;)
Zenab you're the best ;)
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Ab toh tumhey merey corruption ke paisey nazar aa rahey hon ge. Laalach mein ayi ho tum. Jao wapis chali jao. Meri zindgi mein ab tumhari koi jaga nahi
Aur merey devta samaan pati par dorey dalney ki koshish na karna... Merey bachon ka naam bhi na lena apni zubaan se. Cheeer ke rakh dun gi.
Haan haan ja rahi hoon. Tu to shuru se hi jalti hai mujh se. Tera deva? Maine tu dusri shaadi kar li hai aur ab teesri ki tayyari me hoon. Mere apnay do bachay hain aur teesre ki tayyari hai. Har banda mere peeche bhaagta hai. Rab rakha! (Main to chali club, Botox laga ke) huh!@Sairah: Cancel ho gaya interview. Main, J.K.Rowling, interview doon, woh bhi is sarrial aurat ke liye? Never!
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Ja ja kar shaadian.. Teesri... Chothi... Paanchvi... Aur bachey toh allah tujhey darjano de... Ta ka barey ho ke tujhey maza chakhaen sab!!!
Chali gaye, I think. These writers. 4 kitaabein kia likh dali, sir par charh gay.
@j.k oh but why? You're both getting along so well :p
That wasn't very sweet of you. Not gon make much progress with that attitude. Lekin jo bhi kia bohat acha kia!
Aaj mera roza hai and I forgot to take my sleep med. And this urge to smoke, ugh!
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Congratulations Zenab Baji, (I hope you dont mind if I call you Baji hence I have realized you are 30)Before any one asks I would love to tell that I am not at all disappointed I am just extremely extremely that I stood for something (or was chosen to) in my life.:-D
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Because I just got the feeling ke I need to fast. But sehri is just ajeeb for me. And when I'm home I'm down to 2 cigs a day, but just because I'm fasting, I can't stop thinking. And Idk how I'll sleep ab.@Rao: Please, Please don't call her that. She's twenty-three. Thirty thing is more of an inside joke.
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I'll play Sims 2. Time flies when I play that. Hope so. No such books here. I've only got novels here.
Vacations hain, I'm visiting my parents.
Zenab baji no victory speech! I do see the fake one by Miss J.K but where is the original.
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Congrats zenab ! I just saw these interesting dialogues, well done Owaiz, this thread has really high entertainment value...I think u all should use your gr8 sense of humor to write something( like a book or a play) seriously I laughed a lot reading this stuff..Zenab looking forward to your 'moderation'. Doston ko mat Bhool jaana..
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anyways. i have to make a confession. i want you people to keep you minds open. ok.
so i got this dare from a friend of mine when i joined the competition for mod to make it into something extremely opposite to my character.
so, well i got this idea for sympathy votes form here. and i stated a story of my family being strict and all that. it is not true. they are great and loving and are nothing like i told you about.
it was a plot to make this compaing fun and we all did have a great time here.
i never had the intention to win and iam glad that someone as talented and SOCIAL as zenab got to be the mod. she deserves it.
AND Owais no iam not sucking it up because i lost. i never said i wanted to win in the first place.:P
so here. i was dying to tell you all before but the dare finished just now.
@Owaiz is Maira saying what I think she is saying??... Angoor khatay hain? :-P;-):-D:-D
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! you can say and think what ever you want buddies. i told you the truth this time.
wasse the last few days were really funny here.
@Lara: Thanks? lol.@Maira: OMG! Of all the people, I never could've imagined that you'd sink to such a low level. Of all the bad things and crimes, I think playing with people's emotions to garner sympathy votes is the worst. Look at Zenab, she didn't win by sympathy votes. She won by showing people what she could do. I'm very disappointed in you.
@Sohaib: How do I know what you think? lol
@Owaiz aaaaaaa... coz i wrote it in the comments :-P:-P... khair janay do ab :-P:-(
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besides. it was a political set...;p jesse. ;p
Political doesn't mean tum hamray jazbaar ke sath aise khelo. Kal ko koi tumhe dare de ke apna account delete kardo goodreads se to kia tum kar do gi? hain? This... I... I just... I can't say it. *breaks down*
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Owais: Amir Khan called he wants his lines back. :P
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I used to watch movies a lot... Don't you see the late 90s early 00s inspirations? Before movies started getting all reality based and crap like that. Amresh puri... Anil kapoor, those were classics
@Maira: Coincidence hoga. Ye meri lines hain.@Zenab: Meri nahi, tumhari zarurat hai. Main to sirf ek... ek... nahi jaanta main kya hoon or kia tha.
Haha yeah! Bachpan me my brother used to bring a lot of Indian movies. Ab to ajeeb hi hain with half century old people acting like teens.
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you got that right. i have seen 3 Indian movies my whole life. i hate them that much.
I used to watch em with my brother. Us ke baad they got annoying with all their criminals called Musa, Ali, and every other Holy name. And then all there actors became super humans with breaking cars with a finger and blowing away house halki si phoonk mar kar. Ajeeb, is se achay to cartoons.
